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"Gujarati Funeral"

"Gujarati Funeral"

A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,

I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT .

Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese,

10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.

On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.

Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.

Please distribute all these fairly.

PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days..

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:di apne humari mazak udayi..very bad..........:mad::mad::mad::mad:

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Originally Posted by mausam (Post 277924)

:mad: di apne humari mazak udayi..very bad..........:mad:

:confused: :confused: etna gussa kis baat pe hoti ho meri mausam-e-bahaar....yeh to ek article aaya tha mere paas.....so maine aap sab se share kiya aur jaan.na chahti thi ki kaya yeh sahi hai kaya....;-)

kisi ko hurt karne ka mera kabhi koi irada nahi hua...aur na hoga kabhi...samji dear....phir kabhi aisa mat sochna :)

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Originally Posted by mausam (Post 277924)

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:di apne humari mazak udayi..very bad..........:mad::mad::mad::mad:

hahahahaa chirkut...........gussa kyu hoti ho jaani......abhi hansne ka...isme point ye nahi hai ke is jock ka title gujratiyo pe d'pend hai.....yaar jock to last line me hai....nahi baccha gussa nahi hote......hansne ka meri tarha.......chalo apni daant dikhao chalo chalo :D

:D:D:D:D:D
yeah mausam dunn be gussa
:)
nice Didi

oe haan plz jo bhi or koi padhey gussa na hoyein plz:)

taek caer

hmm..:D:D maiN bhee Gujaraatii huuuuuuN... Hehehehe

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Originally Posted by mausam (Post 277924)

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:di apne humari mazak udayi..very bad..........

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Originally Posted by pooja_d (Post 277952)

bahutttttttttttttttttt miss karti hu aap dono ko :(