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Mere pyaare dostoN:

ees game meiN aapko Fuuny sey sawaal kaa Funny saa jawaab denaa hai.. aur jawaab deke apnaa naYaa sawaal raKhanaa hai..ummid kartaa huuN aapko yeH game pasaNd aaYeNgaa..!

So Let's Play..

>>Sooraj raat ko kyuuN nahiiN nikalataa.??:D

haaaaaaaaaa kya game hain.....:D:D

ab tumhare sawaal ka jawaab??????

"suraj ki marzi tumhara kya jaata hain??????:D:D:D:p

agar dhaval ko raat ko akele chambal ki kheen main chod diya jaaye to kya hoga????????:D:D:D

to dhaval subHa ke hone ka iNtezaar kareNgaa.. Heheheh..:D:D:D

mausam didi sab ko Khaane ke liye invite kare to??

Most welcome for Lunch...On your own risk:D:D:D:D

Agar pooja ke muh pe ek din ke liye tape laga diya jaaye to?????????:D:p

asmbhav..:D:D:D:D:DmujHe to tape pe taras aa rahaa hay mausam didi ..Hehehe


pooja ko maths meiN 100 out of 100 marks aaye to

haaa:D:D us din professor ne apne chasme nahin lagaye honge.........:D:D:D

Pooja yeh saare replies dekhke kuch na kahe to????????:D:D

to sure pooja ko 100 marks aaye hoNge.. Hahaha

lagtaa hai poojaa bahot paDHaa'ii kar rahi hai aaj kal.. aapko kyaa lagtaa hai??:D:D:

accha aisa kya??mujhe lagata hain dhaval uske dimag ka CT scan karvana padega..kuch probs to nahi hain na...Achnak se padhai ke kitanu ghus gaye hain..:D:D::D:D:D

Pooja ko ulta ped pe tand diya jaaye to?????????

agar 29..92 to jaaye to pooji 80 jo jayegi..aur hum dono upar main swarg main aur pooja nark main................

Pooja yamraj ka kya haal akregi...poor yamraj.....:D:D

kyuuNki duniyaa mei.n rehne waale sabhee log seedhe haiN.:D:D

>> kaalaa raNg kaalaa kyuu.n hotaa hay??:D

kyu.n kii kaal ra.ng safed nahii.n ho sakta... ;)

Daadi ko Daada kyun nahi mil raha??


nice game, repz added:)

rules nahin padhe apne moderatorji...bina jawab diye sawaal pesh kiya....:D:D:D

yeh kahne ki jaroorat nahi humey pata hai ladke galtiya.n hi karty haiN har jagah....dekha nahi birth sigh apna...Sagi....ko Leo likha hai...ab humey aapki galtiya.n sahne ki aadat ho gaye hai :cool:


Agar lakde bhi samajdaar hote to....:)

Wah wah didi kya sawaal hain?????????haaaa:D:D

LAdke samajhdar hote to??to duniya ulti ho jaati??asambhav,....


Hum hanste kyun hain???????????

kyuu.n ki aaNsuoN ko booraa na lag jaaYeN ees liYe..:D

baNdar peD pe kyuuN laTakte haiN?:D:D:D

Taki woh lakdo jaise lag sakeN.......:D :D :D

lakde hamesha ultey ultey sawaal hi kyu kartey haiN (jaise dhaval ne kiya) :)

Di bcoz god has given them the quality of madness.........:D:D:D:D


agar saari saas bahu serial bandh ho jaaye to dhaval kya karega?????????????:D:D

are zameen pe bhid bhad gayi hain na isisliye.....aeroplane ke liye jagah nahin hain chalne ki..........:D:D to bechare ko udna pad raha hain.. hawa main........


agar hamare sar par baal nahin hote to??????


haaa kya post hain dhaval:D:Dmast..repz given....:)

kyuki jo log samunder ke paas rahtey haiN woh samunder meiN hi nahatey hai...es liye unke pasine se samunder ka pani salty ho gaya hai :D :D

agar ladke bhi kajal, lipstick aur bindi wagara lagatey hote to...:)

to in sab cheez ka production badhata padhta companywalo ko?????????????:D:D:D:D

Ankhen 2 kyun hain???????????

kyoki kanoo se dekh nahi sakte

humne poocha tha eska jawaab dijiye na......:)

to laDkiyaa.n bechaarii kya kare.ngii...:D:D

why peoples have 1 mouth and 2 ears?????????????????

hmmmmmmmmm...2 ears..ek se sunke dusre se nikalne ke liye baat.......par muh to ek hi thik hain....imagine 2 mouth to face balance kaise hoga........means yaar ek mouth age aur ek sar ke peeche....lolzzzzzzzzz:D:D:D

AGar pooja ka voice ek din ke liye chala jaaye to??????????

to Sdc Pe Sannata Chha Jayega Eheheheheheheheheheheheheeh

agar Main Ek Din Ke Liye Mar Jau To?

to hum khoob royeNge :D :D :D
jab pooja doosrey din aayegi to kaya haal hoga dekhne wallo.n ka ?????? :eek: :eek: :eek:

haaaaaa>sab bhagenge yeh kehke..bhago bhut aaya bhut aaya:D:D:D

Kauwa kala kyun hain??????????

Kyuki Usme Light Nahi Hai........


mobile Se Baat Kyu Karte Hain?

theek hain tum mobile se baat na karna........sirf dekhna mobile ko:D:D:D:D


Pooja ka naam pooja kyun hain??????????

Kyuki Pooja Sa Nahi Koi Dooja Sonniyo......

29 Ke Dimmag Me Kya Hai?

:eek::eek: kuch bhi nahi hai....bhagwaan dimmag mein kuch daalna hi bhool gaye :D:D bas khali topi hi banna di ballo.n wali :p:p:p


chottu aaj-kal bandro.n ki baatey jayada kyu kar raha hai???????

bas dono ko kuch kaam nahin meri mazak udane ke alawa:mad:

maine kaha to tha...eng college main admission ke vandhe hain na dhaval ko to uske ahmedabad zoo main admission le liya hain...zoology kar raha hain so all this bandar??????????????:D:D

Agar sunitaa di ko ek din ke liye zoo main bandh kiya jaaye to:D:D

waha se nikal kar doosrey din teri halat kharab kar doongi....samji khali dimaag wali....dimaag nahi hai to na sahi baat to thik kiya kar...:mad:


agar mausam ka weight 90kg se kum ho jaye to ????????

mujhe khali dimag wali kaha??bas ab yehi sunna baki tha..kuch accha nahin kar sakte mere liye to bura to na karo...:mad:

ab dimag se weight pe aa gaye..90 kg ..kya aap apna weight bata rahe hain.........main to 90 kg ke aaspaas bhi nahin hoon....mera to sirf 56 kg weight hain...........so aap apne weight ki chinta kare.....:D:D...tips chahiye weight loss ki to i have lots 4 u di.......:D:D....zara to maintain kare aapne aap ko....

why are parrots green??????????