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Ahmad Hyderabadi 13th January 2013 07:21 AM

Rickshaw ya Truck ke peechay!
 
Dosto aap sab nay yaqeenen kuch interesting ashaar ya quotes parhay ya daykhay hongay aksar trucks ya Auto Rickshaws kay peechay... well this is the place to share with your friends such shayrs/quotes...

Let me start with one of the very first ones I saw in my childhood...

Phool hai gulaab ka khushboo liya karo,
Auto hai ghareeb ka side diya karo!!
;-)

sameer'shaad' 13th January 2013 09:09 AM

hahahahahha........... sahi hai ;-)

abhi shuruaat main usse kar raha hoon jo bachpan se sab se zyaada dekha hai...

"Buri nazar waale teraa Muh kaalaa...................." :p


Next plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............

Ahmad Hyderabadi 13th January 2013 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sameer'shaad' (Post 446650)
hahahahahha........... sahi hai ;-)

abhi shuruaat main usse kar raha hoon jo bachpan se sab se zyaada dekha hai...

"Buri nazar waale teraa Muh kaalaa...................." :p


Next plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............

hahahahha... knew that one would certainly come and yes sabsay zyaada daykha haye.... especially behind trucks.......

Dosray kay maal ko daykh hairaan na ho,
Khuda tujhko bhi dayga, parayshaan na ho!

:)

sameer'shaad' 13th January 2013 04:45 PM

Ek auto me ye bhi likhaa tha......

"Sher ka Peechaa.....bacche nahi kiyaa karte..." :p :D

sunita thakur 17th January 2013 03:25 PM

Jutti jhaad ke chadi Mutiyaare,
gaddi aa shokeeN jatt di......!!

sameer'shaad' 17th January 2013 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunita virender (Post 446937)
Jutti jhaad ke chadi Mutiyaare,
gaddi aa shokeeN jatt di......!!

hahahahaha,......

ab Bhaiyaa punjabiyon se bhalaa kaun jeetegaa is khel meiN......

next:

Chaltii hai gaadi uDdtii hai Dhool,
kudiyaan dekh kar boleN... you are very Cool.... :p :p

sunita thakur 18th January 2013 02:00 PM

aik Rickshaw ke peeche likha tha..."Sawan ko aane do" :)

aik truck aata hai aur Rickshaw ko jor ki takkar maar deta hai, truck par likha tha..."Aaya SawaN Joom ke" :D :D :D

zainy 18th January 2013 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunita virender (Post 446983)
aik Rickshaw ke peeche likha tha..."Sawan ko aane do" :)

aik truck aata hai aur Rickshaw ko jor ki takkar maar deta hai, truck par likha tha..."Aaya SawaN Joom ke" :D :D :D

HAHAHA good one di...................:)

zainy 18th January 2013 03:43 PM

Barish hogi to phool khilenge ....khuda chahe to fir milenge

sameer'shaad' 18th January 2013 04:00 PM

hahahaha.......... nice one Zainy and sunita dee.

NExt:

Buri Nazar Waley Tere Bachhe JiyeN
BaDey ho kar desi sharaab peyaeN


:D:mad::rolleyes:

sameer'shaad' 18th January 2013 04:16 PM

Baabu ji main aa gayi
saara diesel kha gayi........................


Dum Hain to paas kar varna bardaash kar...........


Pyaar Sae Chalogae to baar Baar Milengey.
Jaldi Baaji karogae to Haridwar milengae............


Setho ke Seth Gujju Seth
Baaki Sab Photostate................ :p


Phool Hain Gulab Ka Khusboo daena Kaam Hai,
Kisi Bhi Laddki sae puch lo Shoaib mera naam Hai.......



Din Hain to raat bhi Hogi ruthi hain to baat bhi hogi.
Ghabraa nahi Eh Dil Kabhi Kabhi Mulakaat bhi hogi.........


and the most common one..

Delhi ke Phuul, Bihar Ki Maalaa... Buri Nazar Waley Tera Muh Kaala....


Maango Usi se, jo Dae Khushi Se .
Aur Kahey na Kisi Se............

Jindgi ek sadak hai, Mastise Chalte raho.
Utar-Chadhav to atehi Rahenge, Bas gear Badalte Raho!...


Yeh gaadi nahi gulaab ka phool hai... Wajan utna dalo jitna usool hai...



Dulhan Wahi jo piya Mann bhaae
Gaadi Wahi jo manzil tak pahuchaae....


----------------------------------------------

Ab kuch kulfi waalon ki shaayri....

Babu ji dhyaan kidhar hai....... Munnu kulfi waala idhar hai..



Gul Khiley Gulshan khiley, aur Khiley Guldastae
Kulfi Khanae sae pehlae Aapko Hamaari namastae....


Dil kae Bazaar Mae Daulat nahi Dekhi Jaati
Kulfi Achi Ho to Keemat nahi Dekhi jaati.............


Aaj Nakad Kall Udhar
Parso Muft Mileygi Yaar.............:D


Shaad...


sunita thakur 18th January 2013 05:21 PM

Shoaib poora diN sadkoN par hi goomte ho, aik saath etne saare likh diye...:D


KyuN marte ho bewaffa sanam ke liye,
2 gaz zameeN milegi Dafan ke liye,
marna hai to mitti aur Vatan ke liye maro,
haseena bhi duptta uttar degi kafan ke liye..

Dhaval 18th January 2013 06:34 PM

Horn ok please :d ...........................................

sameer'shaad' 19th January 2013 08:40 AM

sunita dee ... sara din to sadkon pe nahi ghumtaa.. magar ye jo thread bani hai. kafi interesting bani haii... bachpan se leke abhi tak jitna yaad aaya sab likh gaya.. hehehhe
isi baat pe ek aur...

Gaddii hai Faulaad ki, driver sardaar hai..
Overtaking na kar bacche, koshish bekaar hai....



and dhaval its....

Horn Ok.... Side please.. :p

Shaad...

loveleen 19th January 2013 02:20 PM

chal raano tera rabb raakha .............................:)

sameer'shaad' 20th January 2013 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loveleen (Post 447058)
chal raano tera rabb raakha .............................:)

hahahaha..... accha hai loveleen ji.... :p

Next:

“Baap hai driver Beta khalasi,chal meri ek sau chhiyasi (186)”



On the back of a Mumbai autorickshaw: Chitke to Fatke! (Stick to me, i slap you.)


“kon kehta hai maut aaye gi aur mein mar jaoon ga, main to delhi ka driver hoon cut mar kar nikal jaoon ga…….”


“Maalik ki Zindagi fruit aur cake pe, Driver ki Zindagi steering aur brake pe” (spotted in kolkata)

Dhaval 20th January 2013 10:36 AM

Ey maalik kyuN banaayaa gaaDi banaane waale ko
Ghar se be-Ghar kar diyaa gaaDi chalaane waale ko ....

Ahmad Hyderabadi 22nd January 2013 08:52 AM

Another very common in Hyd... behind autos..

Taqdeer banany walay, tunay kamee na kee,
Kisko kya Mila Ye Muqaddar ki baat haye!...........

sameer'shaad' 22nd January 2013 12:02 PM

hahahhaha nice one Dhaval bhai and Ahmad bhai..................


ek aur aaj subah hi office jaate waqt dikhaa... :p

Latak matt... Tapakk jaaegaa. :D

Ahmad Hyderabadi 22nd January 2013 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sameer'shaad' (Post 447246)
hahahhaha nice one Dhaval bhai and Ahmad bhai..................


ek aur aaj subah hi office jaate waqt dikhaa... :p

Latak matt... Tapakk jaaegaa. :D

Hahahahhaha.........that's hillarious........ lol!!

am sure is autowalay ko kaafee larkiyaon nay kosa hoga... peechay likha thaa....

"Salaam Janam"!

sameer'shaad' 22nd January 2013 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ahmad Hyderabadi (Post 447247)
Hahahahhaha.........that's hillarious........ lol!!

am sure is autowalay ko kaafee larkiyaon nay kosa hoga... peechay likha thaa....

"Salaam Janam"!

hahahahaha... yeah, its too good and a type of khushfahmi, jo is auto waale ko hogi, bechaara.... :p

waise ek auto me pata hai kya likha tha...

baap ki Badduaa..
jaa beta Rickshaa chalaa....



aur ek tempo me.......

Anaarkali Bhar ke chalee..................... :p

Ahmad Hyderabadi 22nd January 2013 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sameer'shaad' (Post 447248)
hahahahaha... yeah, its too good and a type of khushfahmi, jo is auto waale ko hogi, bechaara.... :p

waise ek auto me pata hai kya likha tha...

baap ki Badduaa..
jaa beta Rickshaa chalaa....



aur ek tempo me.......

Anaarkali Bhar ke chalee..................... :p

Dono he sahee hayn kyoonkee aksar public transport vehicles ( autos vans etc)par likha hota haye..

'Maan ki duaa'

sameer'shaad' 24th January 2013 11:03 AM

ek aur suniye fir......


“Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do” (Behind a truck from Bihar)


hahahahaha...................

sunita thakur 24th January 2013 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sameer'shaad' (Post 447383)
ek aur suniye fir......


“Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do” (Behind a truck from Bihar)


hahahahaha...................

hahahahaha :D :D :D

tabhiiii to..........tabhi Punjab aur Haryana meiN UP Bihaar se aaye bahut log hai ;)

sameer'shaad' 24th January 2013 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunita virender (Post 447392)
hahahahaha :D :D :D

tabhiiii to..........tabhi Punjab aur Haryana meiN UP Bihaar se aaye bahut log hai ;)


Acchaaa............................... Sacchhiii :eek:

Kavita Negi 24th January 2013 03:21 PM

[QUOTE=sameer'shaad';446999]Baabu ji main aa gayi
saara diesel kha gayi........................


Dum Hain to paas kar varna bardaash kar...........


Pyaar Sae Chalogae to baar Baar Milengey.
Jaldi Baaji karogae to Haridwar milengae............


Setho ke Seth Gujju Seth
Baaki Sab Photostate................ :p


Phool Hain Gulab Ka Khusboo daena Kaam Hai,
Kisi Bhi Laddki sae puch lo Shoaib mera naam Hai.......



Din Hain to raat bhi Hogi ruthi hain to baat bhi hogi.
Ghabraa nahi Eh Dil Kabhi Kabhi Mulakaat bhi hogi.........


and the most common one..

Delhi ke Phuul, Bihar Ki Maalaa... Buri Nazar Waley Tera Muh Kaala....


Maango Usi se, jo Dae Khushi Se .
Aur Kahey na Kisi Se............

Jindgi ek sadak hai, Mastise Chalte raho.
Utar-Chadhav to atehi Rahenge, Bas gear Badalte Raho!...


Yeh gaadi nahi gulaab ka phool hai... Wajan utna dalo jitna usool hai...



Dulhan Wahi jo piya Mann bhaae
Gaadi Wahi jo manzil tak pahuchaae....


----------------------------------------------

Ab kuch kulfi waalon ki shaayri....

Babu ji dhyaan kidhar hai....... Munnu kulfi waala idhar hai..



Gul Khiley Gulshan khiley, aur Khiley Guldastae
Kulfi Khanae sae pehlae Aapko Hamaari namastae....


Dil kae Bazaar Mae Daulat nahi Dekhi Jaati
Kulfi Achi Ho to Keemat nahi Dekhi jaati.............


Aaj Nakad Kall Udhar
Parso Muft Mileygi Yaar.............:D


Shaad...

[/QUOTE]
hahahahahaha....:D kya baat he.. Hansi nahi ruk rahi.. Ab aaye hai to ek hum bhi suna dete hai.....!!!! Baapu piyo na hun sharaab, mainu laa do ek kitaab.......! :)

sameer'shaad' 24th January 2013 03:46 PM

Baapu piyo na hun sharaab, mainu laa do ek kitaab.......!

hahahahha... sahi hai betaa... bahot acchi baat keh gayee tum ... kaisi ho aap, aaj bade dino baad aana hua...

Kavita Negi 24th January 2013 03:58 PM

vadhiyaaaa ek dum....!!! :) aap sunaao.....!!! Bade truck aur rickshaw follow karte ho aaaj kal...hahaha :D

sameer'shaad' 24th January 2013 04:00 PM

hum bhi Changge ekdam...... :)

are kya kareN.. ahmed bhai ne ye thread open kiyaa.. aur humne apnaa dimaag, aur ab se lekar ab tak jo jo yaad aat agaya likhte gaye.... aap bhi to chipkaao ekaad aur... :D

Kavita Negi 24th January 2013 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sameer'shaad' (Post 447416)
hum bhi Changge ekdam...... :)

are kya kareN.. ahmed bhai ne ye thread open kiyaa.. aur humne apnaa dimaag, aur ab se lekar ab tak jo jo yaad aat agaya likhte gaye.... aap bhi to chipkaao ekaad aur... :D

haan achaa kaam hai...:D mujhe to jo thode bahut aate the aapne sab chipka daale.....:D ab fir kuch naya dekhungi to jarur bataaungi....!! Tab tak aap likhiye..... :)

sameer'shaad' 30th January 2013 10:17 PM

Next: Aawaaz do................................................ ............ :p

Kavita Negi 31st January 2013 04:54 PM

NEXT........ Hatt peeche... :p

sameer'shaad' 31st January 2013 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kavita Negi (Post 447775)
NEXT........ Hatt peeche... :p

Buri nazar waale terii aankheN bhengee............. :D:p:cool:

aru 31st January 2013 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sameer'shaad' (Post 447780)
Buri nazar waale terii aankheN bhengee............. :D:p:cool:

Sameer bhai aapne to sab chipka hee diye...main truck walon ko aapka name and add. De dunga....

Aaj ek truck ke peeche likha dekha..
Waqt ka har shai gulaam.,...kafi accha laga

sameer'shaad' 1st February 2013 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aru (Post 447783)
Sameer bhai aapne to sab chipka hee diye...main truck walon ko aapka name and add. De dunga....

Aaj ek truck ke peeche likha dekha..
Waqt ka har shai gulaam.,...kafi accha laga


hahahahaha..... sahi hai bhai...

Aap truckwaalo ko hi number dena hamaara.... kisi wali ko kabhi matt dena... waaahh dost waah.... ;):D:cool:

Dhaval 2nd February 2013 10:21 AM

Horn dheere se bajaao...HAMAARAA DESH SO RAHAA HAI...................................

sameer'shaad' 2nd February 2013 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 447908)
Horn dheere se bajaao...HAMAARAA DESH SO RAHAA HAI...................................


waaahhh waaahhh Dhavaal miyaaN.... kya tanziyaa Horn bajaaya hai aapne... aur us truck waale ne jisne ise likhwaya hai,...... heheheheheh

sabse common.....

OK TATA.......... HORN PLEASE :p

Ayan_khan 3rd February 2013 04:00 AM

२२ के फूल ८६ की माला ......बुरी नजर वाले तेरा मुंह काला |

Ayan_khan 3rd February 2013 04:02 AM

हम अपने दुश्मन को पाकीजा सजा देते हैं ....हाथ उठा सकते नहीं नज़रों से गिरा देते हैं |

Ayan_khan 3rd February 2013 04:03 AM

जलो मत बाबूजी गाड़ी किस्तों में खरीदी है |


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