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Forum: Humourous Shayri 7th June 2009, 06:48 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,551
Posted By aashu
Teacher: Boys aapko Aamir khan aur kajol ki film...

Teacher: Boys aapko Aamir khan aur kajol ki film fanna se kya lesson mila?

Student-andhi, behri,kani, jaisi bhi miley fasa leni chahiye:D:D:D
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 21st May 2009, 09:02 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 17,919
Posted By aashu
7 Angels come to me & asked for the most ...

7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Forum: Ghazal Section 17th May 2009, 08:27 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,977
Posted By aashu
Kaun samjhega seene main kitna dard samaye baithe...

Kaun samjhega seene main kitna dard samaye baithe hai
Jab ik bedard ko hi apna humdard banaye baithe hai
Forum: Shayri-e-Dard 17th May 2009, 08:08 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 856
Posted By aashu
Red face aachi poem hai Aur bhi cheezain bahut see...

aachi poem hai


Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez ckeck karta hoon main
Ek tere aane se pehle, ek...
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 12th May 2009, 08:01 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,207
Posted By aashu
मेरे सिर में तेल है ढक्*कन छाप खेल है पटरी पे...

मेरे सिर में तेल है
ढक्*कन छाप खेल है
पटरी पे चलती रेल है
उसमें धक्*कम-पेल है
ऊपर से ठेलम-ठेल है
इनबॉक्*स में मेल है

बस.... बहुत हो गया.... अब नहीं बन रहा.... लेकिन क्*या इतना कम है, मेरी...
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 12th May 2009, 08:00 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,207
Posted By aashu
hasooo

समय समय की बात है
बकरी मारे लात है
काउ खाती घास है
दुनिया बड़ी उदास है
मुझको इस दुनिया से
अब ना कोई आस है
फोड़ दूं मैं सिर उसका
जो बोले, पोयम मेरी बकवास है। ;-)
Forum: Humourous Shayri 12th May 2009, 07:56 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,636
Posted By aashu
Engineer woh hain jo aksar fasta hai interviews...

Engineer woh hain jo aksar fasta hai
interviews k sawaal me
badi companiyon k jal me
boss or client k bawaal me

Engineer woh hai
jo pak gya hai
meetings ki jhelai me
submissions ki gehraai...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 12th May 2009, 07:54 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,636
Posted By aashu
Smile sorry

actually mujhe pta nahi tha ye kha post hogaa
Forum: Humourous Shayri 10th May 2009, 07:20 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,636
Posted By aashu
hiiiiiiiiiiiii

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Par Andhere Se Darta Hoon Main Maa
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,,Meri Maa

Bheed...
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 17th July 2008, 07:59 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,888
Posted By aashu
hi

Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko,
Tarsoge hamare saath ek pal bitane ko,
Phir aawaaz doge hume aane ko,
Hum kahenge darwaaza nahi hai kabar se bahar aane ko!
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 10th July 2008, 08:56 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,888
Posted By aashu
HUME TO GAIRO NE LOOTA THA, APNO ME KAHA DUM...

HUME TO GAIRO NE LOOTA THA,
APNO ME KAHA DUM THA;
MERA ACCIDENT WAHI HUA,
JAHA TRAFFIC KUM THA..
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 10th July 2008, 05:25 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,888
Posted By aashu
Her karz dosti ka ada kon kerega? Hum na rahey to...

Her karz dosti ka ada kon kerega? Hum na rahey to dosti kon kerega? Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Werna meri shaadi mein dance kon kerega?
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 10th July 2008, 05:24 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,888
Posted By aashu
Mendhak > Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa...

Mendhak > Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa > Hai.
Mendhak > Nahin hai.
Santa > Hai.
Mendhak > Nahin hai,
& jumps into the well.
Santa > Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 10th July 2008, 05:22 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,888
Posted By aashu
Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye, Dil hai beghar...

Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye,
Dil hai beghar usey ek ghar chahiye,
bas yuhin saath chalte raho e dost,
Yeh dosti humein umar bhar chahiye…
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 3rd July 2008, 09:04 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,888
Posted By aashu
hi

Har dhadkanko alfaz nasib nahi htoa,
Har chehra chandsa hasin nahi hota,
Kuch khushnasibko hi milta hai aisa chehra
Par afsos ki unke paas dil nahi hota…
Forum: Shayri-e-Ishq 30th June 2008, 08:11 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,960
Posted By aashu
Hum ney socha hum chahtay hian Aap ko magar,Aap...

Hum ney socha hum chahtay hian Aap ko magar,Aap ko chahnay waloun ka tou kafila nikla,Dil ney kaha shekayat ker KHUDA se magar,WO KHUDA b Aap ka chahney wala nikla...,
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 30th June 2008, 07:59 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,888
Posted By aashu
1 hansi jo hansa de, 1 ansoo jo rula de, 1 arzoo...

1 hansi jo hansa de, 1 ansoo jo rula de, 1 arzoo jo jaga de, 1 chahat jo samjha de, har ahat jo jaan le, uss rishtay ka naam hai DOSTI.......
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 30th June 2008, 07:58 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,888
Posted By aashu
ha ha ha

Bus stop pe ek ladki khadi thi, samne se ek ladka nikla aur ladki ko dekha us samay ladki ne bhi ladke ke samne dekha, badme ladka chala gaya aur vapas aaya aur ladki pass jakar bola ki aapne muje...
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 29th June 2008, 05:37 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,888
Posted By aashu
bhut khub

If dentists make films, d names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai
)
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 21st June 2008, 02:53 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,888
Posted By aashu
agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kia matlab he

agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kia matlab he???????????????????



is ka matlab hai


k
Forum: Shayri-e-Ishq 21st June 2008, 02:46 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,303
Posted By aashu
many many beautiful sayri

many many beautiful sayri
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 20th June 2008, 08:49 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 5,087
Posted By aashu
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh...

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hai
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 20th June 2008, 08:47 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 5,087
Posted By aashu
exam

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!:cool::p:o
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 20th June 2008, 08:40 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 5,356
Posted By aashu
hi i am new member sayri.com can any...

hi i am new member sayri.com


can any budy help me
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