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IN THE JOURNAL PAPER PF MY HEART
I HAV WRITTEN A JOURNAL ENTRY
DEBITING UR LOVE & CREDITING MY AFFECTION

DARLING U WRITE THE NARRATION

UR FIRST LOVE I HAD ALRADY INDICATED
ON THE LEDGER FOLIO COLOUMN
ANYWAY OYR RELATION IS BASED
ON A DOUBLE ENTRY SYSTEM

AND UR LOVE IS REAL & TANGIBLE
U DEBIT WAT COMES IN
I CREDIT WAT GOES OUT


UR BEAUTY IS CAPITAL OF OUR BUSINESS
MY EYES R STOCK IN TRADE
LET US ENTER INTO A TRANSACTOION


U SECRETLY GAVE ME A TRADE DISCOUNT
I WILL ONLY GIV U A CASH DISCOUNT
AND THUS MY PARTNER
OUR TRADING N PROFIT N LOSS A/C
WILL SHOW A SUPER PROFIT


ON THE CHEQUE OF UR CHEQUES
I HAV ENCLOSED MY ALL WEALTH
GET THEM ENCASHED WITH MY BANKERS
THE LITTLE COUNTER OF MY HEART
WILL REMAIN OPEN FOR YOU.
EVEN DURING NON BANKING HOURS.


DARLING U R JUST LIKE A CONTRA ENTRY
U R ON DEBIT SIDE N CREDIT SIDE
BOTH AT THE SAME TIME
AND OUR ERRORS AND TOTAL THE TRIAL BALANCE


OF OURS AFFAIRS ARITHMETICALLY
WITHOUT MAINTAINING A SUSPENSE A/C


IN THE BALANCE SHEET OF OUR LIFE
OUR CHILDREN WILL BE ASSETS N LIABILITIES
IF THERE R BOYS U CALL THEM SUNDRY DEBTORS
IF THERE R GALS U CALL THEM SUNDRY CREDITORS


BUT IF V HAV A BOY N A GAL
OUR BALANCE SHEET WILL GET AUTOMATICALLY TALLY
AND THE AUDITORS WILL CERTIFY



THE ACCOUNTS SHOW A TRUE N FAIR
VIEW OF HANDLING A LOVELY BUSINESS
CONDUCTING DURING
LIFE IS WORKING WITH LOVE