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OFFICER---- WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- TELL ME PROPERLY.
CANDIDATE---- MOHAN PAL SIR.

OFFICER---- YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE---- MANMOHAN PAL SIR.

OFFICER---- YOUR NATIVE PLACE?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE---- NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR.

OFFICER---- WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE---- METRIC PASS.

OFFICER---- WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE---- MONEY PROBLEM SIR.

OFFICER---- DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY.
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY.
CANDIDATE---- MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR.

OFFICER---- THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW.
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- WHAT IS IT NOW?
CANDIDATE---- MY PERFORMANCE....?

OFFICER---- M P!!!!
CANDIDATE---- WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER---- MENTALLY PUNCTURED.

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