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The new element in periodic table-useful for chemistry people - 2nd April 2006, 01:39 PM

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary
from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all
urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of
precious stones and absorbs great quantities of
expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and
for no known reason.
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly
increases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.

TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD
illegal to possess more than one


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