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28th December 2006, 06:30 PM

astha u r so good shayre
kya mai yeh pooch sadta hoon ki aap
aap itny achchce share kha se lati hai






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28th December 2006, 09:59 PM

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha...
Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!


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28th December 2006, 10:03 PM

wat help u need raj?


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29th December 2006, 09:02 PM

Mili Nahi Hai Aankh Unse Abhi Tak ....
Kaisi Ajab Prem Kahani Hai...
Main Dayin Aankh Se Kana Hu Aur...
Wo Bayin Aankh Se Kani Hai


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30th December 2006, 11:59 AM

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai


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30th December 2006, 07:05 PM

TRUE BRAVERY IS 2ARRIVE HOME.....................




FULLY DRINK ................





A LATE NIGHT OUT .....................





AND MOM WAITING WID A JHADU...............





ND U ASK: HEY MOM , ABHI TAK SAFAI KAR RAHI HO ........!








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31st December 2006, 02:40 PM

lol

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine socha mera dilbar aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya


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31st December 2006, 05:09 PM

nice sahre
tumhara naam astha kisne rakh diya
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31st December 2006, 05:12 PM

dreams r not those
which r seen during sleep
dreams r those which will never let u sleep
so see the dreams
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31st December 2006, 05:14 PM

or yeh baat aapne such ker dikhaae hai
log bus kuch banne ka sapna dekhte hai
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31st December 2006, 07:06 PM

good going.....!


Naseeb me jo likhaa hai chaahe vaha pattar ki lakheer hi sahi
Ham mitaa denge usse chaahe anjaam hamaari mouth hi sahi


I love being alive and will be the best man I possibly can.
I will take love wherever I find it and offer it to everyone who will take it.
I will seek knowledge from those wiser and teach those who wish to learn from me.


Without "F" life is a lie . And "F" stands for a FRIEND .....!!!
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1st January 2007, 01:49 PM

thx raj
happy new year

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage...To Ek Jaisa Laga!


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2nd January 2007, 08:50 PM

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi


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3rd January 2007, 04:54 PM

suraj ko tod dunga
chand ko fod dunga
tu haan keh de ek baar to...
pehli wali ko chod dunga


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3rd January 2007, 08:13 PM

teri ulfay ko nakam hone na denge
teri dosti ko badnam hone na denge
meri jindagi me sooraj nikle na nikle
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3rd January 2007, 08:16 PM

this is a msg frm a frnd
to a frnd
for a frnd
to b a frnd
so that a frnd
remain a frnd
of a frnd
to whom i m sending this msg

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3rd January 2007, 08:19 PM

roz tere pange honge
roz tere dunge honge
agar mujhe sms nahi kiya to yaad rakhna
tere baara bachche honge
OR SARE LAFANGE HONGE

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3rd January 2007, 08:23 PM

FRIEND MEANS_
F- FREE FROM ALLFORMALITIES
R- RIGHT TO SAY ANYTHING
I- IN ANY WAY
E- EITHER GOOD OR BAD
N- NO SORRY NO THANX
D- DATNA PEETNA ALLOWED

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4th January 2007, 12:49 PM

Durakht k paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana
Durakht k paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana


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Thumbs up Sala Ye B Tapak Gaya - 9th January 2007, 12:47 PM

arz kiya hei
mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
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9th January 2007, 06:04 PM

Maana humne hi cheda tha aapko,
magar dekh kar hume aap muskuraaye kyo the?
agar aapke shehar mein koi Hospital nahi tha,
to haddiya toodne vaale Gunde bulvaaye kyo the?


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27th February 2007, 05:09 PM

gum me jine me maza aata hai
garibo k ghar bhi khuda aata hai
1 hum hai jo baarish ki tarah roz sms karte hai
aur 1 aapka sms sarkari nal ki tarah aata hai


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8th March 2007, 05:49 PM

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye
jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone


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10th March 2007, 05:29 PM

nigaahon se nigaahe milakar to dekho
dil ki baat bata kar to dekho
sab kareeb aayenge aap k
lagataar ek hafta naha k to dekho


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11th March 2007, 11:56 AM

wen u prpose a gal,its direct mkting,
wen u cal her its telemkting
wen she cals u its brand recognition
wen she slaps u its customer feedbak


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12th March 2007, 12:20 PM

hasino ka kafila masjid ki taraf ja raha tha
hum ne apni taraf bula liya
hum to barbaad ho chuke the
lekin khuda ko barbaad hone se bacha liya


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15th March 2007, 04:44 PM

agar aap humse gussa hai to
taj mahal ko fodo
chaar minaar ko todo
kutub minaar ko modo
titanic ko fevicol se jodo
magar sms karna mat chodo


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16th March 2007, 07:18 PM

situational msg:
evry1 wants 2 go 2 heaven
bt no1 wants 2 die
bole to..
sab ko top karna hai
par padhna koi nahi chahta


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18th March 2007, 06:45 PM

Those innocent eyes..
That master Mind...
A gr8 smile...
The perfect walk...
Smoothest talk...
Absolutely smart
thts enough abt ME-how r U??


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19th March 2007, 12:11 PM

kaise ho?
maze me?
tabiyat kaisi?
baki anand mangal?
ungli me dard nahi na?
aankh bhi ok?
dimag thikane?
kamaal ho yaar
fir to SMS kar sakte ho..!!


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20th March 2007, 01:41 PM

jab se khyaalo me tkhari tasvir banaayi hai
mera din ko
raat ko
subha ko
shaam ko
dophar ko
has has k bura haal ho gaya hai!


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20th March 2007, 03:45 PM

M_rkh
ST_PID
B_DDh_
D_FFER
BEWK_F
GHONCH_
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BHOND_
Dekha!!
evrythin is incomplete widout "U"


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23rd March 2007, 12:54 PM

A RICH old man marries a young girl.
Interviewer(2 girl):aapne in me shaadi karne k liye kya dekha.
Girl:ek to inki income aur dusre in k din kam!!


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25th March 2007, 12:03 PM

macchar maarne ka new style
1 macchar ko pakdo
zamin pe lita do
fir usko gudgudi karo
or jaise hi hasne k liye muh khole
saale ko all out pila do.
try karna


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28th March 2007, 12:14 PM

maa ladke se:kaha gaye the?
ladka:gf se milne
ma:Kisliye??
Ladka: Haa bahut kiss liye!


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30th March 2007, 07:13 PM

my new no. is 100.plz msg or cal 4 confirmation.
agar mera servant uthaaye to 2-4 gaaliya de dena.
i m waitin 4 ur cal.


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1st April 2007, 12:48 PM

Modern Obedient Neat Kind Excellent Young.
Hey! Thts Me! DOnt b sad even ur name is there.read d 1st letter of evry word!


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ishq me ye kaisa anjaam paya hai
haath pair toote aur mooh par khoon aaya hai
hospital pahuche to nurso ne pharmaya hai
" baharo phool barsao kisi ka mahboob aaya hai


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2nd April 2007, 08:55 PM

nice 1 irvin .. i hope it was nt u

ab itni raat ko apun tere ko kisi baba ka satsang sunaane k liye msg to karega nahi!!
tere ko gud nite bolne ka tha.
chal..ab ludak le.
gd nite


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3rd April 2007, 12:24 PM

Wen u were born
d heaven Rejoiced
Angels celebrated
GOD smiled
& I heard them sayin
BAAP RE CHUTKARA TO MILA!


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