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26th October 2008, 01:47 PM
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kyuuNki poochhne waale ki aaNkhe sahi tarah se kaam nahiiN kar rahee hongii i
>> sUraj meN garmi itni zeyaadaah kyuuN hai?
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kyu ki wo suraj hai chand hota to narmi deta
mobile ki tone kyu bajti hai?
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4th December 2008, 11:28 AM
mobile ko buraa na lag jaayen ees liye...
mobile silent mode pe kyun rakhte hai ?
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4th December 2008, 06:14 PM
kyuki vo bolta bahot hai...
dhaval ke dimmaag me dimaag nahi to or kya hai?
===========Deepika=========== Pyaar Hai Yaa sazaa ayi mere Dil bataa Toot'ta Kyu.N naHi.N Dard Kaa Silsilaa
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4th December 2008, 06:19 PM
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kyuki vo bolta bahot hai...
dhaval ke dimmaag me dimaag nahi to or kya hai?
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dhaval ke dimmaag me dimag nahi hai kyoki usme Bhusa bahra hua hai
Ham roz kyo soote hai hmmmm ?????
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10th January 2009, 07:22 PM
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dhaval ke dimmaag me dimag nahi hai kyoki usme Bhusa bahra hua hai
Ham roz kyo soote hai hmmmm ?????
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taki roz sone ki adat na pade........
sab alag alag kyu hote hai
AankheN khuleeN to jaag uTheeN hasrateN tamaam Uss ko bhi kho diyaa jissay paya thaa khwaab mein
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11th January 2009, 01:53 PM
Sab ek jaise honge to sab ek doosre ko repel karenge... (simillars repel)
Hum nahate kyu hain????
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11th January 2009, 02:01 PM
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Sab ek jaise honge to sab ek doosre ko repel karenge... (simillars repel)
Hum nahate kyu hain????
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taki badan pe jyada pasina ho..............
phone ko phone kyu kehte hai?
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12th January 2009, 04:16 PM
Kyunki Washing Machine kahenge toh usme kapde dhone padenge.....
Hum aisi ajeeb games kyu khelte hain???????????
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12th January 2009, 05:06 PM
kyuuNki hum ajeeb nahiiN
log gussa kyuuN hote haiN??
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12th January 2009, 05:26 PM
Kyunki unhe centre of attraction (mock of the party) banna achha lagta hai....
Y cant people just have fun in life.....
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24th February 2009, 11:47 PM
ees li to poll raKhni paRengii tabhee jawaab milengaa
>> kauwaa kaalaa kyuun hota hai??
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11th March 2009, 01:04 AM
Kyuki uske paas makeup kit nahi hota na...
hum zameen pe hi kyu chalte hain?
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11th March 2009, 01:42 AM
Taki humari takkar aeroplane se na ho jaye! !
Car pani se kyu nahi chalti? ?
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8th April 2009, 01:19 PM
Koi to bolo....................
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8th April 2009, 01:30 PM
Kyunki paani se to driver chalta hai.................... !
Tumhe is thread ka pata kisne diya........
Save me from the safety of my SILENCE
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8th April 2009, 01:33 PM
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Taki humari takkar aeroplane se na ho jaye! !
Car pani se kyu nahi chalti? ?
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Car pani se isisliye nahin chalti kyunki woh petrol se chalti hain................
y do v prefer tea more then coffee ??????????????/
Jaane kya samjha woh mujhe
Jaane kya samjhi main useN
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8th April 2009, 01:37 PM
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Car pani se isisliye nahin chalti kyunki woh petrol se chalti hain................
y do v prefer tea more then coffee ??????????????/
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Coz economics law applies here............
aap kaun se yaadon ka mausam ho
Save me from the safety of my SILENCE
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8th April 2009, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by mausam
Car pani se isisliye nahin chalti kyunki woh petrol se chalti hain................
is it funny answer ? ?
y do v prefer tea more then coffee ??????????????/
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kyonki 'tea' ( t ) bolne me kam mehnat lagti hai
cofeee bolne k liye bahut sara bolna padta hai
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8th April 2009, 01:40 PM
Next que. : mausam badalta kyu hai ?
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8th April 2009, 01:42 PM
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haaan mujhe to laga fuunny fact hain ..apko nahin laga to apka sense of humour kam hoga....
Jaane kya samjha woh mujhe
Jaane kya samjhi main useN
Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se
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8th April 2009, 01:44 PM
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Next que. : mausam badalta kyu hai ?
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mausam isiliye badalta hain kyun ek mausam se hum bore ho jayenge na.....to change ke iye.....quote suna hoga na variety is spice of life......??
petrol kyun golden yellow hain?????????????[hope the ques is funny?0
Jaane kya samjha woh mujhe
Jaane kya samjhi main useN
Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se
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8th April 2009, 01:45 PM
may b u are right
kya ab koi agle sawaal ka jawaab dega... ?
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8th April 2009, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by mausam
mausam isiliye badalta hain kyun ek mausam se hum bore ho jayenge na.....to change ke iye.....quote suna hoga na variety is spice of life......??
petrol kyun golden yellow hain?????????????[hope the ques is funny?0
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hmmm may b...
petrol mehnga hota hai isiliye golden yellow hota hai...
Aur agar wo neela hoga to mitti ka tel ban jayega...
laal hoga to navratan tel
hara hoga to pudin hara
etc. Etc.
Cherapoonji me sabse jyada barish kyu hoti hai ? ?
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10th April 2009, 11:47 PM
kyuNki wahaaN registaan nahiiN
neta log kab sudhrenge?
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11th April 2009, 12:14 AM
Jab unki biwiya chahengi
INDIA k itne saare naam kyu hain ?
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11th April 2009, 05:14 PM
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Jab unki biwiya chahengi
INDIA k itne saare naam kyu hain ?
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are hum apne itne sare petname rakhte hain to india bhi rakhega na..tumhe koi problem hain????
why cant we fly?????????
Jaane kya samjha woh mujhe
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Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se
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11th April 2009, 05:26 PM
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are hum apne itne sare petname rakhte hain to india bhi rakhega na..tumhe koi problem hain????
why cant we fly?????????
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coz we havent got wings..
itna bhi nahi jaanti 29
aap kyu 29 ho???
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11th April 2009, 05:43 PM
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coz we havent got wings..
itna bhi nahi jaanti 29
aap kyu 29 ho???
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yeh to bhagwaan ko puchkaaa...mujhe aise kyun bheja??????
why dont owls sleep at nyt??????????
Jaane kya samjha woh mujhe
Jaane kya samjhi main useN
Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se
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11th April 2009, 05:45 PM
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coz we havent got wings..
itna bhi nahi jaanti 29
aap kyu 29 ho???
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Kyun ke wo 30 nahi hai isliye.....
Pani (water) ka color kya hai.........???
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11th April 2009, 05:48 PM
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Kyun ke wo 30 nahi hai isliye.....
Pani (water) ka color kya hai.........???
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she is my dear
aap usme color daalke chack karna ke paani me konsa rang, rang lataa hai
aap net kyu use kar rahe hain
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11th April 2009, 05:55 PM
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she is my dear
aap usme color daalke chack karna ke paani me konsa rang, rang lataa hai
aap net kyu use kar rahe hain
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Mein Net.... machli pakadne use kar raha hoon
Tumhare sar par bal kitne hai............
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12th April 2009, 06:39 PM
10000000000000000 itne hain...
Tum kitna bak bak kyu karte u chirkut baqtiyar
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12th April 2009, 09:32 PM
Solve the relation...
Johan ---- > Priyanka <----- Abhishek ...
Ek InteZaar si ban gayi hai Zindagi,
Har pal tere aane ki Aash mein.......
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12th April 2009, 10:30 PM
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10000000000000000 itne hain...
Tum kitna bak bak kyu karte u chirkut baqtiyar
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Tu.... chirkut....tera hone wala miya chirkut....
tera saasra chirkut....
Teri saas chirkut.....
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12th April 2009, 10:40 PM
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.....Sunita Thakur.....
यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया
....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए...
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12th April 2009, 10:42 PM
Nahi ji....
Dono ke hote .. Booby Deol kO Free me " Prinaka "
Ek InteZaar si ban gayi hai Zindagi,
Har pal tere aane ki Aash mein.......
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12th April 2009, 10:50 PM
Question.............
Pani ki bondh ki speed kya hoti hai ........??? asmaan se zameen par girne ki ??
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12th April 2009, 10:53 PM
Pahale Paani Ke har Bund me " Speedometer " Fit kar fir dekh ke bataunga... lolzzzzzzz
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Originally Posted by Baqtiar
Question.............
Pani ki bondh ki speed kya hoti hai ........??? asmaan se zameen par girne ki ??
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Ek InteZaar si ban gayi hai Zindagi,
Har pal tere aane ki Aash mein.......
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12th April 2009, 11:03 PM
Speeeedometer.................bondh mein kahan fit hoga.....???
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12th April 2009, 11:04 PM
Yeh teri prob hai... question tune pucha tha naa..
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Speeeedometer.................bondh mein kahan fit hoga.....???
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Ek InteZaar si ban gayi hai Zindagi,
Har pal tere aane ki Aash mein.......
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