dis is stupid...

astha · **dis is stupid... -** 29th June 2004, 12:05 PM

these will make u fall off ur chair!!
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>Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Internet
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>Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet
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>The answer is... Maine Pyar Kiya.
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>Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)
>Mausam ne lee angada IE
>To kis baat ki hai lada IE
>Tu chal........ Main IE !!!
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>Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :
>Phulwa,RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri
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>singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and
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>WHY ???
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>coz, they all started clapping !!!!
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>Q- Prasad ask Kumble to bring a pepsi...
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>Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja"
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>- Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai
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>PJ Isse kehte hain.........
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>Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use
>bhookh lagti hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen
>mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke
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>To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska
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>Ishq Ki Chhaon.
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>Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
>"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
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>Don't scratch ur head this is a song from film "Dil
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>What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
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>HASINA !
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>This one will make u mad..........
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>Once all the scientists die and go to
>heaven............
>They decide to play hide-n-seek......... Unfortunately
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>one who has the den........... He is supposed to count
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>Newton.........Newton just draws a square of 1 meter
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>counting......97,98,99.....100........
>He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in
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>Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."
>Newton denies and says i am not out........ He claims
>tht he is not Newton...... All the scientists come out
>and he proves tht he is not newton..........
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>That means i am Newton per meter square......
>Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square =
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astha · **pj's -** 10th September 2005, 01:27 PM

Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ?

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A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU......
Roll

Anyways... Here s one more....

Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ?

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The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you......
Smile

Anyways... Here s one more....

Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ?

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A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you....
ROTFL

Anyways... Here's one more....

Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ?

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A Fire Brigade Obviously...........
And u Thought I was trying to Confuse You ................

Chaand · **this is also a stupidity -** 10th September 2005, 01:55 PM

Ques. A Brainless Beauty ......what's that ?
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.......Simple,................. Its U, Astha ji....

Beauty was used to coufuse you....

(* please don't mind....it was just a joke no intention to hurt U )

Chaand

astha · 10th September 2005, 01:59 PM

lol...

cant help but appreciate it ...

arora_rajat · **hi -** 10th September 2005, 10:12 PM

hi..astha ji..baki sab was perfect......but ek baat samajh nai aai.......

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ap itna SCROLL kyon karvate ho ji

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tc nd keep writing

astha · 11th September 2005, 12:40 PM

lolzz... but m sure d effort was worth it

Parul · 12th September 2005, 07:52 AM

you all are funny... and you too Astha ji...

astha · 12th September 2005, 03:17 PM

thx parul

astha · 8th October 2005, 06:40 PM

Ek baar ek aadmi ek auto mein baithta hai aur ghar le jaane ko bolta hai..

Autowala, yeh dekhkar ki aadmi sheher mein naya hai,bahut ghumak phira ke le jaata hai aur bahut charge kar deta hai.
Ghar pahunchte pahunchte bahut der ho jaati hai aur andhera ho jaata hai.

Aadmi pehle se hi bahut frustrated hai aur ghar jaake dekhta hai ki bijli nahi hoti hai.
Par aadmi ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhayee deta hai. Kaise???

Kyonki autowala aadmi ko ULLOO bana deta hai aur usko raat ko sab kuch
saaf saaf dikhta hai.

astha · 8th October 2005, 06:41 PM

Ek Gaaon me Seeta aur Geeta do Behane rehati hai.
Dono ko ek baar nadi paar karanee hoti hai.
Seeta nadee me kudati hai aur tairake jaatee hai.
Geeta pool ke upar se chalake jaati hai.
Phir bhi Gaaon ke log bolate hai ki Seeta Geeta se jyada intellegent hai.
Kyon?
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Seeta ko Geeta se S.S.C ke exam me jyada marks milate hai.

astha · 8th October 2005, 06:42 PM

Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .

Prakat hue ...

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puttar maang ...

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha ...

bole shivji ...

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha ... puttar ...

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...

kuch bada maang !

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wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !

par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ... bole ..yaar tu

kuch aur maang .. guitar

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wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab

shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)

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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata

astha · 8th October 2005, 06:43 PM

And this is the latest one.... shayad padaa ho pehle but phir bhi enjoy....................

) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

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Heart Attack

Matlab

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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

astha · 8th October 2005, 06:44 PM

Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???

Think......

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Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...

astha · 8th October 2005, 06:46 PM

What's the opposite of "Dominoes"

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tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

astha · 8th October 2005, 06:47 PM

Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"

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okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"

astha · 8th October 2005, 06:48 PM

A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

arora_rajat · **hi -** 8th October 2005, 09:34 PM

hey astha...

these jokes r really funny......i liked it...kewl...

keep writing...u got a nice collection

tk care c ya:::

astha · 9th October 2005, 09:11 AM

thx rajat ... nice 2 c ur response

bye,tc

astha · 15th October 2005, 01:22 PM

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don't have anything
else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the
water.
So the boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can
light
the other cigarette
another deadly answer. scroll down a little

Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and
catch
it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can
light
the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by
drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....
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Start praising one cigarette, The other will get
jealous & "jalney lagega"

astha · 16th October 2005, 02:58 PM

Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?

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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!

zainy · 7th January 2013, 11:14 AM

Nice collection astha ji.........................................