Julie & sulie

[gulie]

ji aaj ek net humour pesh karta hu,
shayad pasand aaye

julie aur sulie


Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log maane judwaa. Lekin dono main
fark bole to solid. Julie ekdum Smart, jhakaas aur Sulie ekdum halki re. To
kya hota hai maloom Sulie tho bachpan se, woh kya bolte hain usko..Stubborn
..bole to ekdam jiddi.... rehti hai. To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie
ko woh maang ta-ich hai. Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta
tha...Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai.

Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.



To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka ke saath hota hai. Aur Sulie
ek fatichar funtoosh se shaadi banatha hai. Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti
hai baap.Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangtihai.Pati bechara garib. Lekin biwi
ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge khareed leta hai.Abhi Julie agle mahine
AirConditioner khareed dalti hai. Sulie bhi jiddkarti hai baap. Bolti: AC
nahin liya to khud ko tapka daloongi.Pati bechara aur paiseudhaar leta hai
aur AC khareed leta hai.

Ab Julie car khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai. Pati ka dhimaag
satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi saala karega kya, pitaji ka zameen bech dalta
hai aur gaadi khareedta hai. Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus
khareedti hai. Sulie jidd karti hai Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap. Bolta
hai "Ae item, ab dhimaag ki dahi mat bana..bahut ho gaya tera natak. Abhi
apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun jaa rahela hai"


To Sulie ko chodke woh chala jaata hai. Sulie lekin apni gaadi bechkar aur
paisa market se uthakar bus khareed leti hai. To Julie aur Sulie apne apne
bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai.Bus ko park karke woh log ghoomne phirne
ko jaata hai. Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main steering wheel
gaayab, seat gaayab, gear gaayab...sab kuch ghayab!! Sulie julie ko dekhti
hai aur kuch to bolti hai.


Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko kya bolti hai??





* * Ye tu bhol-na * * * * *











* * * Abe soch...... * * *

















* * *la dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai? * * *











* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *

















* * * Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: * * *



























"NA KUCH TERE BUS MAIN JULIE........ NA KUCH MERE BUS MAIN..."







ae bhidu, apun ko gaali mat de, aur apun ke upar gussa mat hona kya?

Apun ko bhi kisi ne yeh bhej kar apna bheja kharab kiya hai.



gulieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee