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Talking dreming girls for yash .... - 13th March 2008, 04:36 PM

......survey was done



how many girls want to marry with me
......5% said ----yes

.....o%said------no


95% said --sapne mat dikho humari kismat aisi kaha ...
   
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......survey was done



how many girls want to marry with me
......5% said ----yes

.....o%said------no


95% said --sapne mat dikho humari kismat aisi kaha ...


wah yaar achha confidence hai apne bare me har insaan ko aisa hi confidence rakhna chahiye achhi baat hoti hai
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CHINTU SARVEY HUAA THA SUCHI MAI DUNIYAA BHAR KI LADKI AAYE THI .........
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CHINTU SARVEY HUAA THA SUCHI MAI DUNIYAA BHAR KI LADKI AAYE THI .........




yaar bahut lucky ho lekin hum bhi kam nahi hai ab tum hamare bare me suno

shaadi ka wada kiya hai "katrina" se
warna mahobat to thi "amruta" se
anjane me sab kahe diya "rani" se
kya haal hua tha puchho "preity" se
ab ummid hai sirf "mallika" se
lekin baat banegi "kangna" se
ya phir dekho "aish" se
aur ho sakta hai ki "deepika" se
warna setting to hai "dreamgirl" se
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WAH WAH MAAN GAYA AAPKO ........AISH KYU NAHI KYUKI WO MERE SAATH HAI LAKIN DUKH IS BAAT MINE CHOD DIYA ABISHAK KE LIYE BACHPAN KI DOSTI THI MANA NAHI KAR SAKTA THA ......AISH KA TO NAAM HAI BAHI GALTI HO GYAE .
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yaar bahut lucky ho lekin hum bhi kam nahi hai ab tum hamare bare me suno

shaadi ka wada kiya hai "katrina" se
warna mahobat to thi "amruta" se
anjane me sab kahe diya "rani" se
kya haal hua tha puchho "preity" se
ab ummid hai sirf "mallika" se
lekin baat banegi "kangna" se
ya phir dekho "aish" se
aur ho sakta hai ki "deepika" se
warna setting to hai "dreamgirl" se
   
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WAH WAH MAAN GAYA AAPKO ........AISH KYU NAHI KYUKI WO MERE SAATH HAI LAKIN DUKH IS BAAT MINE CHOD DIYA ABISHAK KE LIYE BACHPAN KI DOSTI THI MANA NAHI KAR SAKTA THA ......AISH KA TO NAAM HAI BAHI GALTI HO GYAE .


oh aisi baat hai chalo koi baat nahi yaar sonam kapoor ko le lete hai kya khayal hai ha
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THIK HAI JO AAPKO PASAND AAYE WO AAPKE HAMRA TO SIRF CHIKU HAI USKE ALAAYA HUM KISI KO NAHI DEKHTE PAAP LAGHTA HAI .....................
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THIK HAI JO AAPKO PASAND AAYE WO AAPKE HAMRA TO SIRF CHIKU HAI USKE ALAAYA HUM KISI KO NAHI DEKHTE PAAP LAGHTA HAI .....................



are yaar wah kya baat hai par ye chiku kaun hai wo to batao yaar kya tumhari bhi koi girl friend hai
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are nahi chiku mai bhoot ko bolta hu mere koi girl friend nahi jab se aish ke shaadi hue dil tut gaya ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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14th March 2008, 02:37 PM

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are nahi chiku mai bhoot ko bolta hu mere koi girl friend nahi jab se aish ke shaadi hue dil tut gaya ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Yash very funny .......................Laugh out Loudly (lol)

Bole to apun ka bhi ye ich haal tha


Do din ke baad uski shadi ho gayi
Apun ke saamne vo ghar se vida ho gayi
Uski doli uthi, apun, apun udhar ich khada tha
Lekin vo apun ko nahi dekhi
Vo raat apun do baje tak piya
Saala ek, ek sapna dekha tha
Lekin maan kasam main ek aansoon nahi roya
Kaye ko royega, kaye ko royega
Sala apun ich yeda tha na

Agle din vahi batting ke mafik life chaloo
Vahich gande glass main chaye vahi paan bidi
Azzez ko itna maara ki log samjhe vo mar gaya
bhoolne ka hai bhoolne ka hai par kya karega

Sapna toota hai to dil kabhi jalta hai
Haan thoda dard hua par chalta hai

Phir, phir kya hua?
Phir, phir kya hua?
Agle din apne mohalle main ...............aayi


he he he he

mai ne yeh blanks is liye choda kiyon k saari achi girls app dono ki list main hain baaqi jo achi hain married hain , ab jo new aaye gee or achi lagy ge us se mai blank full ker don ga. but app dono se request hai please ab meri baari hai app dono k pass bahut hoo chuki hain
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14th March 2008, 03:49 PM

thik hai mujeeb aap le lo jo aapko pasand hai ....lakin uska kya hoga jo gali mai aaye shaadi ke baad ......usko bhul gaye aap ...
   
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thik hai mujeeb aap le lo jo aapko pasand hai ....lakin uska kya hoga jo gali mai aaye shaadi ke baad ......usko bhul gaye aap ...


Hi……..
Friends……..
Bahut acha likhte ho yaar aap sb


whats differnce between PROBLM,,, TALENT & KISMAT ??????
nahi pta batata hu yaar
2 boys love 1 girm -----à PROBLM
1 boy love 2 girls----à TALENT
&
2 GIRLS LOVES 1 BOYS -------à kismat..
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15th March 2008, 04:32 PM

sorry.......
ye msg galti se apko send ho giya
hai neche mat dekhna kyuke
neche galat malat likha hai
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GALAT / MALAT

maine to pehle hi bola tha yaar......
ha ha ha haaa.......
   
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ha haha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, tah kya neche dekha nahi maine
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sorry.......
ye msg galti se apko send ho giya
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GALAT / MALAT

maine to pehle hi bola tha yaar......
ha ha ha haaa.......

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15th March 2008, 06:50 PM

pholo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata


suraj ki kairno ko chupaya nahi jaata

kitni bhi soni ho girl.friend

lakin dosto ki girl-friend ko


dekhe bina yash se raha nahi jaata


   
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wah...wah - 10th April 2008, 06:53 PM

your colections is very nice.
aap har bar jo bhi likhte hain wo hamesh hi bhuti hi khas hota hain.
   
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11th April 2008, 06:53 PM

THANK.........................U.........

HUM HAI HE KAAS..............
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12th April 2008, 06:34 PM

dekhiye mr. yash aapko galat femi ho rahi hain,
hamne aapko nahi aapki colectoins ko "khas" kha tha,
pl.....z, i am sorry.
   
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12th April 2008, 09:01 PM

DEKHIYE MISS JO LIKHTA HAI KHAS

WO HOTA BHI HAI KHAS ......................
   
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Cool R...e - 14th April 2008, 12:01 PM

YASH,
KYA AAP HAR KISIKO R...E KARTE HO.
   
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ye r ka matlab kya hai .....
   
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kya yar aap itne sharp maiend ho ,
fir bhi aisi bat puich kar apna impretion kam kar rahe ho.
kya aapko sach me mera matlab samaz me nahi aya.
   
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r........e ka matlab REPLAY HAI.
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18th April 2008, 01:36 PM

tabiyat tahik hai aapki hum badmaas mind hai

kon se impretion ki baat kar rahe ho aap ......
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http://www.shayri.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif very funny ha ha ha ha ha ......................
   
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ha ha kitne badi hasi hai aapki khusbu yaha tak aa rahe hai


colgate kare kitne din ho gaye ....................ha ha ha ah
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JI HAM COLGET NHI........
MISWAK KARTE HAI.........
   
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ye konsi colgate hai laghta hai kisi aadmi ka naam hai
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meswak to hoti hi kadwi hai; itna kadwa paste use karogi to lafz bhi...........
   
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