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Wath A Joke............... -
2nd April 2009, 03:39 PM
Chandi Jaisa Rang Hai Tera ..................
Sone Jaise Baal ...................... Chandi Jaisa Rang Hai Tera.................. Sone Jaise Baal .......................... . . . . . .. . . . . . Ek Tu Hi Shaitaan Hai Gori........... Baaki Sub Insaan.................. |
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2nd April 2009, 03:46 PM
hahahahaa........................ kya watt lagai hai gaane ki
Save me from the safety of my SILENCE
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2nd April 2009, 04:34 PM
SINGER :-
 Tum Aaye To Aaya MuzHe YaaD Gali Me Aaj Chand Nikla.......... Tum Aaye To Aaya Muzhe Yaad Gali Me Aaj Chand Nikla........... Director :-  Cut ... Cut.... Uchcharran Sudharou..............  Singer :-  Tum Aaye To Aaya Muzhe Yaad Gali Me Aaj Saand Nikla.........  Gali Me Aaj Saand Nikla.......... Gali Me Aaj Saand Nikla................ |
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9th April 2009, 11:23 AM
Hahahaha...
Wakai Ghazzzabbbb mai b kuch try karta hu... Orignal : teri aankho me wo jaadu hai, bin dor khinchaa aata hu, jaana hota hai aur kahi, teri or chala aata hu... Modified : Teri saanso me wo badbu hai... Soongh k behosh ho jata hu.. Jana hota hai or teri, pahuch hospital jata hu... Hehehe |
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12th April 2009, 11:31 AM
wah wah bulandji......................
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12th April 2009, 11:48 AM
Main Shohar Number 420
Khirki se bahar deikhta hoon larkiyon se bhari college ki Bus, jab unhain chor k jaati hai aik larki jo paros mein rehti hai, mere saamne aati hai khud ko Samiya kehti hai mujhe Uncle bulati hai aisi pariyon ko deikh kar, bahar jaane ko jee karta hai khirki se neeche kood kar, hath milane ko jee karta hai Apni Biwi ko chor kar, bhaag jaane ko jee karta hai Wo kehte hain uska Bhai tandrust hai bohat phir bhi maar khane ko jee karta hai wo kehte hain ab kuch hath nahin aaye ga phir bhi kuch paane ko jee karta hai (Author unknown) |
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12th April 2009, 01:32 PM
Dear Friends I Want To Share Some Thing With U Per Dekho Has Na Dena........................
Maine Ek Din T.v Me Dekha ( In An Add) Ek Ladka Bathroom Me Brush Kar Raha Tha, Ki Achaanak Bathroom Ka Darwaza Kholker Ek Sunder Si Ladki Haath Me Ek Toothpaste Lekar Puchti Hai Kya Aapke Toothpaste Me Namak Hai ? Mai Bhi Kal Din Bhar Bathroom Ka Darwaza Kholker Baitha Ke Koi Sunder Si Ladki Aaygi Per Koi Nahi Aaya , Mere Pita Ji Aaye Aur Muzhe Khoob Data............. Bhai............kya Bataye...........yeh T.v. Wale Kya Khoob Banate Hai................. |
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12th April 2009, 08:21 PM
Hahahahahahahaha
lol kyaaaa baaaat hai baqs and mann ji... Maja aa gaya |
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13th April 2009, 02:01 PM
Mai b kuch share karna chahta hu...
Kabhi-2 Serious situation me b comedy kaise create ho jati hai,ye uska bahut achha example hai... Zara gaur farmaiyega... Kal mai ek bus se kahi ja raha tha, rasta bahut kharab tha,bahut saare gaddhhe they sadak me, bus me ek thodi moti si aurat baithi thi, veh bahut pareshaan ho rahi thi, bus me ek gaana chal raha tha.. Hum hain raahi pyaar ke... Driver bahut he tej chala raha tha bus ko gaddhho me, jab kaafi der ho gayi aur us moti aurat se raha nahi gaya to vo bahut jor se chillayi, 'arey dheere se nahi chala sakta kya' aap ab tak imagine kar he chuke honge ki kitni problem ho rahi hogi us aurat ko aur sab savariyo ko bhi... KAHANI ME TWIST... Ek gaana shuru hua tabhi k tabhi... OONCHI NEECHI HAI DAGARIYAAA... 'PATLI' HAI MORI KAMARIYAAA... ZARA DHEERE CHALO JI... 'BALAM' DHEERE CHALO JI... ! ! |
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13th April 2009, 02:05 PM
hehehe............................
Patli kamaryaa |
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THE HEART
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2nd May 2009, 09:59 PM
bus se yaad aaya, once upon a time i was travelling in a bus , every one was shaant sitting , no baat karring no hussing..... tabhi kahani me twist............
a dog suddenly appears in front of bus.................... driver applies sudden brake...........khkhkh khkh kh k h k h hhhkhhhhhkkkhkhkhkhkh.. then driver badbadaya....... sala kutta kahi ka.......... then other said kutte ki aulaad.... then other kutte ki maut marta abhi............... kutte jaise harket kiya.......... then a man asks kon tha kutta.......... driver said nahi kutta tha.............. |
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