mere collection se part 2

[ajay nidaan]

Admi Ne Kaha Ki Aisi Zindagi Se To Maut Hi Achchhi
HeTabi Yamdut Aya or Bola-Tumhari Jaan Lene Ka Hukum Hua Hai.
Aadmi-Lo Batao Ab Insan Mazak B Nahi Kar sakta.


Woman: Mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Iska naam Peter rakh do! Woman: Mera doosra ladka bhi hai jo iska twin hai. Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeater rakh do!.


Mahobat Karo IBADAT K Sath.Pyar Karo NAZAQAT K Sath.DOSTI Karo INSANIAT K Sath.SMS Padh Liya?Chalo Ab Reply Karo SHARAFAT K Sath! .

Ladka: yamraj ji mujhe waqt se pahle kyu utha liya....Yamraj: Dimag mat chat,March closing thi,Target pura karna tha..

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun.


Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mere computer me windows nahi hai.


Boy's rule . . . .Dhoka milta hai jab pyar mein,zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai,sochte hain chhod denge is duniya kokambakht dusri pasand aa jati hai.

Pakistani Courses:MBBS-Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies
CAT-Career in Alqaeda & Taliban
IIT-Islamic Institute of TerrorismJEE-Jehadi Entrance Exam.



ye sabhi sms mere swayam ke nahi hai .