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If Filmstars Worked For "call Centres" ---- Then ....................... |
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If Filmstars Worked For "call Centres" ---- Then ....................... -
14th September 2005, 08:10 PM
IF FILMSTARS WORKED FOR "CALL CENTRES" ---- THEN .......................
Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain... Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.. Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg..... Customer: I need help Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa... Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga.. Customer: What!!! I need your manager Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai... Customer : How dare you speak like that Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!!! Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya Customer: I lost my invoice Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye.... Customer: hi Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai Customer : I have not received my product Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha... Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon. Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu Customer: I need your manager Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...rep hooon.. Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo Customer : I am not devi Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai... Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your name please Customer : Mona Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega.... Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye Customer : I want to buy a product from your company Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re Customer : $ 10.00 Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra... Customer : I lost my invoice I need one Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle Rajkumar : Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna Customer: I lost my invoice Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes....otherwise I will speak to your manager Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi... Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk........ Customer hung up the phone.... |
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14th September 2005, 10:53 PM
 read this one before! |
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15th September 2005, 04:08 PM
Hi,
Yeh ek dum Fundoo hai Thanks for posting it here!  ... jab se kisi ne karli hai suraj ki chori aao chal ke suraj dhoondhein aur na mile toh kiran kiran phir jama karein hum aur ik suraj naya banyein -NM |
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hi -
29th September 2005, 06:22 PM
great composition
nice feel to read ur words A human... To understand me... its better to understand yourself... |
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