A Few Funny Quotes.....!!

[Taish]

Juz too many, here are a few funny ones...!! nt written by me for sure...!!

*Being right is highly overrated. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

*Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

*They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

*History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

*Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in memory as the wish to forget it.

*If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

*I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

*Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

[Ahmad Hyderabadi]

Very nice quotes Taysh bhaee! Thank You for sharing!