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Talking uski khidki par hamne pathar de mara - 1st June 2010, 11:07 AM
Doston bahut dino se SDC se dur raha hansna to jaise main bhul hi gaya tha itna kuch bura jo hua mere sath par jaise hi wapas SDC se juda dil fir se shararti ho gaya. Ab kya kahun khud dekh lijiye kaise kaise din bitaye maine aap sab se juda ho kar aur kya kya nahi saha maine ISHQ me .........................



uski khidki par hamne pathar de mara
use laga hoga shayad koi majnu aawara

dil nadan maan nahi raha tha hamara
jhat se humne, ek aur pathar de mara

ye kya hamne gunah kar diya
kyun apna okhli me sar diya

gusse me tilmilayi wo khidki par aayi
apni juti hawa me ek andaaz se lahrayi

ishare ne uske dekho kya kamal kar diya
bin mare hi gallo ko hamare lal kar diya

badi besharmi se uski wo harkat hum sah gaye
sabrR karo the koi samajhdar hi jo kah gaye

aab yeh majnu bhi kahan manne wala tha
jalim thanedar meri laila ka gharwala tha

jaldi se ja kar pandit ko apni kundli dikhai
batao, hai kya mere jog me thanedar ki lugai

pandit ne kaha shani ka bhari saya hai
aaj jahan dhup hai, kal wahin chaya hai

soch soch kar pandit ji ki baat
nahi kat rahi thi meri wo raat

agle din ja kar uski khidki par gulab de mara
achanak se dhal gaya, meri kismat ka sitara

hath me gulab liye khada wo thanedar tha
laga jaise milne ko mujhse bada bekarar tha

bade pyar se isharo'N me usne ghar bulaya
nikal bhaguN dilme mere yahi ek khayal aaya

aakhir main bebas-bechara kahan tak jata
kanoon ke jalim hathoN kab-tak bach pata

darte darte dene chala ishq ka imtehan
khoon sukhne laga, thodi bachi thi ab jaan

thanedar ne mera aisa haal kiya
bandar se jayada mujhe lal kiya

aaj bhi roj uske ghar dabe pawoN se jata hoon
darwaje ki ghanti bajake furan bhag jata hoon




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1st June 2010, 11:27 AM
Ha ha ha....!!!! too good.....!!!!
Aise hi likhte rahiye....!!! dil se daad qubool kijiyega....!!!



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1st June 2010, 05:09 PM
waah bhai..........waah
kya likha hai aapne maza aa gaya padh kar
yuN hi likhte raheN

maNzil pr nazar rakhtaa huN
zaari apnaa safar rakhtaa huN !!
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1st June 2010, 07:13 PM
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yaar secret Bhai tumhari aur ek waisi poem padhker tumhare bare mein aisa lag raha jaise tum kabadi ho ya secound hand maal ka bussiness karte ho.... Jo bar bar tumhara dil secound hand mall per aa jata hai.....


achcha likha hai padhker maza aa gaya..... keep writting like this
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1st June 2010, 11:32 PM
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waah bhai..........waah
kya likha hai aapne maza aa gaya padh kar
yuN hi likhte raheN

shukriya rajeev bahi, sath dete rahiyega main bhi kuch na kuch shararatein likhta rahunga..............

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yaar secret Bhai tumhari aur ek waisi poem padhker tumhare bare mein aisa lag raha jaise tum kabadi ho ya secound hand maal ka bussiness karte ho.... Jo bar bar tumhara dil secound hand mall per aa jata hai.....


achcha likha hai padhker maza aa gaya..... keep writting like this
sameer bhai, ab apse kya chupana bachpan se hi ashiq mizaz jo hun...
sab haseenao ko ek hi pyar bhari nazar se dekhta hoon
kya first hand or kya secound hand.........

aap ko meri koshish pad kar maza aaya mujhe bhi accha laga

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aap ka ye aashiq mizaaz kuch zayada nahi ho raha hai??.. har haseena ko agar pyaar bhari ek si nazar se dekhoge to shayad dekhne laayak bhi naa raho...... jis tarah ab ye thanedaar ke ghar se dabe paun guzarna padta hai waise hi har haseena ke ghar ke chakkar band naa ho jaye... zara sambhal ke...
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joke apart.... bahut khoob likha hai yaar... shabdon ki jaadugari kya kehna !.... kamaal jugalbandi rahi... yuhi likhte rahiye aur is mehfil me jaan daalte rahiye.... khush rahiye...

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ye ishq hai lamha koi namak nahi jo kam or zayada ke paimane me napa jaye aaaaaaaaare naraz maat hona mazak kar raha hoon.
tumhe to pata hi hai ke main kitna patni vrata hoon par yahan to rasik hone se koi mat roko yaar.........
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tumhe mera likha pasand aaya mujhe bahut khushi hui koshish karunga tumhe aage bhi haNsata rahun............

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aare wah........ kya likha hai bhai apne aap to bilkul mere jaise lagte hain ishq ko ibadat samjhne wale
bhai ek request hai kabhi news channel par bhi kuch likhoo to maza aa jaye jarur likhna main wait karunga...............
   
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aare wah........ kya likha hai bhai apne aap to bilkul mere jaise lagte hain ishq ko ibadat samjhne wale
bhai ek request hai kabhi news channel par bhi kuch likhoo to maza aa jaye jarur likhna main wait karunga...............
aapka bahut bahut shukriya main koshish kaurnga ke aapki khwaish ko pura kar sakun............
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ishare ne uske dekho kya kamal kar diya
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Mizaah shayri jab kahani ban jaye SA saheb to badi bore si lagne lagti hai.........aur yahi haal aapki is peshkash ka bhi hua bohat kheech diya aapne ise.
sajid bhai.....
ji aage se dhayan rahega ...meri kamiyaN mujhe batane ke liye dil se apka shukrgujar hoon....

yuhiN sath dete rahiyega

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yaar secret bhai
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ishare ne uske dekho kya kamal kar diya
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kya baat hai
bhuat khuub

bahut khoob
apka andaaze bayaa hai alag...........
Pranav bhai....tareef ke liye bahut bahut shukriya...
aasha hai aap bhi sikhate raheinge jahan bhi galdi kar jaun main...

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yaar secret bhai
achanak ye line aisi kyu dikh rahi hai

uski khichdi me hamne patthar de mara
pranav bhai
kya khub kaha hai aapne uski khichdi mein hamne patthar de mara....aaj kuch esa hi nazara dekha SDC par.... aur aakhir mein sare patthar khichdi se nikal kar kha gaye moderators.......

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