3 chor aur unke guff

[itschahat]

3 Choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...
1St one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti hai mein peejata hoon"
2Nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker k ketlee mein hee peejata hoon "
3Rd one" uhh.. Yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon(mouth) mein doodh, patee aur cheenee(sugar) daltaa hoon aur choolhay
Gas burner) per beth jaata hoon..."

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Santa :I am a proud man, my son is in medical college.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : no he is not studying, they are studying him.

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- Chahat

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