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Talking Which Is The Fastest Thing In The World? - 27th September 2006, 02:17 AM

Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: It's light, Nothing can travel faster than light.

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

MIT guy: It's Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked.

SANTA SINGH: It's Loose Motion.

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear SANTA's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!
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