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13th April 2009, 04:48 PM
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" Why have you increased the speed of the car, if break has falied ??
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13th April 2009, 04:51 PM
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13th April 2009, 04:52 PM
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Adopt karti tou Salman Abhishek ka baap hota...
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13th April 2009, 05:06 PM
Abe breaks hai hi nhi to kahan se ghar pahochungi..........u dumbo seedha upar pahoch jaungi
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13th April 2009, 05:06 PM
Funny question.....
Salman ke nakli baal...... konse jaanwar ke hai.....
Dont tell mere
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13th April 2009, 05:11 PM
tere liye wohi jagah theek hai... waise bhi i was abt " Kabristaan " :d ek bhutani ke liye.. wohi safe jagah hai.. bimboo.. :P
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Abe breaks hai hi nhi to kahan se ghar pahochungi..........u dumbo seedha upar pahoch jaungi
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13th April 2009, 05:15 PM
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tere liye wohi jagah theek hai... waise bhi i was abt " Kabristaan " :d ek bhutani ke liye.. wohi safe jagah hai.. bimboo.. :P
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Abe chirkut kabristaan mei to mera ghar hai fattu............tu apni khair mana
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13th April 2009, 05:17 PM
Kabar staaan ko kabar isstaan kyun kehte hai.... Murdha isstaan kyun nahi kehtey ???
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13th April 2009, 05:20 PM
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13th April 2009, 05:23 PM
Abe chirkut kabhi aana meri gali...........pata chal jaega tu hai asli ki nakli........ab chal wat le abhi
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13th April 2009, 05:25 PM
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13th April 2009, 05:25 PM
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Kabar staaan ko kabar isstaan kyun kehte hai.... Murdha isstaan kyun nahi kehtey ???
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Murda staan isliye nhi kehte qki murdoN ne patent dene se mana kar dia tha to dusra option kabristaan ka nikla
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13th April 2009, 05:27 PM
DEEWAR ko deewar kyun kehte hai......................??
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13th April 2009, 05:29 PM
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qki use samundar nhi keh sakte..............aur agar deewar ko deewar na kehte to amitabh ke film ka naam kya hota
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13th April 2009, 05:32 PM
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Achcha hua tu film ka director nhi tha warna naam dekhkar ki koi theater mei nhi ghusta......
Y IS IT COMPULSORY TO HAVE QUESTION & ANSWER ROUND IN BEAUTY PAEGENT
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13th April 2009, 05:45 PM
Just to check the...... Dumb head can speak about somthing which they dont even know.....
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13th April 2009, 05:51 PM
Kyun ke wo andar kuch aur baher kuch hotey hai...............
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13th April 2009, 05:51 PM
So, that they can see gals from every angel..................lolz
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13th April 2009, 05:58 PM
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So, that they can see gals from every angel..................lolz
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hahahaha.........
next question........shaan ne is sawaal ka sahi jawaab kaise dia
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13th April 2009, 05:59 PM
Kyun ke wo bhi wohi hai........................hehehe
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sahi pehchana i m a fashion Designer as well
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hahahaha..............
Baqs ko Shaan se itna pyaar q hai?????????????
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next question........shaan ne is sawaal ka sahi jawaab kaise dia
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Naaz aapne aapko samajhdar ladki kyun samajhti hai..................... (baqs answer dega is question ka)
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13th April 2009, 06:29 PM
Kyunki wo....................Andhon ki duniya mein kaani hai...(ek ankh wali)
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lolzz............................................. ...................... !
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hahahaha
aur dusra kaana baqs hai.............jab dono milte hai to kya hota hai
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aisa lagta hai jaise janmo se bichde hue bhai behan mil rahe ho...................
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Marriage bureau mein kaam kar ley.... tu rishtey ache lagata hai
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13th April 2009, 10:53 PM
Aapko tou aayegi hi... cuz ap uski badi bahen jo ho
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sabhi baato.n ka jawaab nahi diya, bas very funny kah kar out.....
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13th April 2009, 11:15 PM
Uppar waley ko hi manzooor nahi tha mujhe bahen deyna...
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