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13th November 2007, 10:59 AM
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 agar 12 mahine rim-zim, rim-zim barsaat hoti rahe to...????  .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए... 
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13th November 2007, 09:05 PM
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arey ye raaz ki baat kisne batadi aapko kon mukhbari kerta hai meri naam batayen foran uska nahi to.............  agar aesa ho to aapko kashti main office jana parrega  agar main wapis karachi chali jaoon??????(jo khuwab hi hai filhaal  )apne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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14th November 2007, 12:21 AM
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agar din chaubis ghante ka aur raat bhi chaubis ghante ki hoti to..........??  regards manu |
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17th December 2007, 04:29 PM
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18th December 2007, 12:51 PM
jinhe subha subha coffee pasaNd nahiN wo log subha subha chaa'ii peete haiN.. hehehehehehehe
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18th December 2007, 05:54 PM
To Log Jyada Inteligent Hote.........
Govt. ki taraf se Logo ko Kapdeki jagah Ped ke patte pahen ne ka Order Kiya jay to??????? Teiro mat........... Baho (Dont Sweem..... Just Flow) |
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31st December 2007, 03:45 PM
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D:...Lagta hain koi pagal government ki bhaagdod sambhalne wala haiN.....Humare narendra modiji to kafi sulje huve insaan hai aisa order nahin karenge to humara guj to safe hain..Baki states ka pata nahinAgar sunita di ko mental hospital ka head bana diya jaaye to????????? Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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31st December 2007, 05:13 PM
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 to us hospital ka sabse phela paitent hoga Mrs. Mausam agar mausam ko khane (breakfast, lunch aur dinner) ki jagah bas sweets hi khane ko di jaye to......... .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए...
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31st December 2007, 06:44 PM
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hahaha to mausam di Adnan sami ko to weight main cross ker hi jayengi...... agar sunita di ko sunsaan jungle main leja ker akele chorr dia jaye to??? apne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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1st January 2008, 03:23 PM
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kya hoga bicharo ka...................Mani......ko Gen.Musharraf ki jagah bitha diya jaaye to????? Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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2nd January 2008, 03:33 PM
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hahahaha to mulk ke halaat kuch na kuch sudhar jayenge kam se kam mehngaye zaroor control main aajaye gi hahaha baqi woh to suna hoga aapne jis ka kaam usi ko saajhe mausam di ko her waqt khuwab main, mai hi mai dikhne lagoon to ??????apne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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2nd January 2008, 03:46 PM
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 fir rahul ka kya hoga????Mani ko khwabon main harwaqt sirf vegetables hi dikhe to??????????????? Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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2nd January 2008, 06:27 PM
to very simple Many Ped pe rehne chali jaye gi ghar khali karke
Mausam ko Antarctica per Job Mile to? Teiro mat........... Baho (Dont Sweem..... Just Flow) |
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3rd January 2008, 01:03 PM
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To kya...Bichari mausam...10 sweater..10 shawl...5 Cap...3 Gloves.....4 pair of socks pehnke job karegi........... Agar rajj red kapde pehnke bahar nikle aut unke piche ek bull pad jaaye to??????? Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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3rd January 2008, 01:59 PM
Bechara Bull..........................
Mausam aur Lamha dono ko Ice Cream Factory me job mile per Khane ki stict manai ki jay to?????????????????????? Teiro mat........... Baho (Dont Sweem..... Just Flow) |
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3rd January 2008, 02:10 PM
to factory ke bahaar ice cream le jaayeNge fir KhaaYeNge.. Hahaha
billi aur chuhe ki kyuuN baNti nahiiN? |
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3rd January 2008, 03:25 PM
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Agar dhaval university top kar de (bhul se) to hum sab kya sochenge?????????? Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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13th January 2008, 10:22 PM
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agar sunita di sote main sun glasses laga ker soyen to?????????? apne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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14th January 2008, 05:52 PM
to Sapno ki brightness kam ho jayegi...............
Miss. Karachi (Nam muje pata nahi) ko UN ki secratory bana di jay to uska sabse pehla resolution kya hoga? Teiro mat........... Baho (Dont Sweem..... Just Flow) |
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19th January 2008, 02:45 PM
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Agar sunita di ko Office se sunday bhi chutti na mile to unka kya haal hoga????? Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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19th January 2008, 02:56 PM
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haal bahut accha hoga.....pura din SDC Zindabaad.............kyuki agar sunday working ho to hamara boss nahi aata sunday ko agar mausam ko kuch din ke liye bas laal mirchi hi khane ko kaha jaye to...?????? .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए...
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19th January 2008, 03:08 PM
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Gussa nahin ho rahin......dikha rahin hoon apni muh ki image mirchi khane ke baad....Mujhe mirchi sunitadi ko one week nahane ke liye sirf barf ka paani diya jaaye to??????????? Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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19th January 2008, 03:33 PM
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............surprised nahi hoon, deekha rahi hoon aise haalat hogi phir .....agar office mein sabhi SDC members ko kaam ki vajaye bas chit-chat mein games khlene ko kaha jaye to....??????? .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए...
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19th January 2008, 03:53 PM
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Yeh paani..Transparent kyun hota hain?????????? Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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19th January 2008, 08:15 PM
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kyon ki agar paani transparent nahi hokar colourful hota to hum sab bhi usse bath lekar laal,neele,kaale,peele ho jate............. agar SDC ke sare sadasya INDIA me ek saath mil jaye to?????????  "LAMHA"mujhko acchaa nahiiN lagtaa ko’ii hamnaam teraa , ko’ii tujhsaa ho to phir naam bhii tujhsaa rakhe.... |
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20th January 2008, 12:26 PM
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Agar Insan ka muh Sar ke Pichli taraf hota aur Naak Sar ke Upar Hoti to kiya hota ? Aasha ka Deep Jalaye Baitha HooN
Mann mein tujhe Basae Baitha HooN Aana hai to jaldi aa E DosT, Zindgi apni to kiyA, Udhaar ki bhi Khaye Baitha HooN. |
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21st January 2008, 03:10 AM
to main sab pe bahot saara hansti, or photo utaar ke SDC ke funny photo wali thread pe post karti ehheeheheheheheheheheheh
Agar aankh me aansoo aana shuru ho jaye to?  ===========Deepika=========== Pyaar Hai Yaa sazaa ayi mere Dil bataa Toot'ta Kyu.N naHi.N Dard Kaa Silsilaa
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21st January 2008, 10:20 AM
aaNKh meiN aaNsu aanaa Shuru ho jaaYeN to jaldi sey hoNThoN ko hukum de do kii wo muSkuraanaa Shuru kar deN raa.K aaNsu kahiN gum ho jaaYeN..
1 ke baad 2 kyuun aataa hay..?? |
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21st January 2008, 12:35 PM
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Agar sunitadi ke paav akad jaaye aur woh beth hii na paye to??? Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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21st January 2008, 12:50 PM
Kyu ki 1 ke pehle nahi aata... ha ha ha ha,
Agar Dhaval SDC ke sabhi dosto ko uski Sadi me Bulaye to kesa rahe ga?????????? Teiro mat........... Baho (Dont Sweem..... Just Flow) |
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21st January 2008, 07:04 PM
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kya jock mara........kanjoos or shaadi me sab ko bulaaye? hahahahaha.......wais dhaval ki shaadi hai kab?
agar salmaan ka naam shaahrukh rakh diya jaye to? ===========Deepika=========== Pyaar Hai Yaa sazaa ayi mere Dil bataa Toot'ta Kyu.N naHi.N Dard Kaa Silsilaa
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21st January 2008, 10:14 PM
to salmaan shaahruKh ki tarah haklaana Shuru kar deNgaa kkkkk kiran.. heheheh aur haaN maiN kaNjuSh nahiiN huuN samJhi italian pizza,
pooja ka dimaaGh kaam karne lage to [waise ees ka dimaaGh haMeShaa chhuTTiYoN pe hotaa hay.. par fir bhee yeh sawaal zehen meiN aaYaa ] |
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22nd January 2008, 12:42 PM
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This is the funniest question till date..3 cheers for dhaval Pooja ko 4 ya 5 din hospital admit kiya jaaye to hospital ka kya hoga?????????? Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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22nd January 2008, 08:04 PM
Hona kya he Hospital ka bord General hospital ke badle Mental hospital ho jaye ga.................
Agar Masuam ko koi House Constuct karne ko diya jay to wo House keisha bane ga?????? Teiro mat........... Baho (Dont Sweem..... Just Flow) |
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22nd January 2008, 08:07 PM
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wo house bilkul bhooton ke khandar jaisa banega.. agar duniya ke saare log doctor ban jaye to??????????? "LAMHA"mujhko acchaa nahiiN lagtaa ko’ii hamnaam teraa , ko’ii tujhsaa ho to phir naam bhii tujhsaa rakhe.... |
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23rd January 2008, 12:00 PM
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Rajji ko african jungle main chod diya jaaye 10 din ke liye to????? Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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23rd January 2008, 01:32 PM
dont worry......... vese bhi mene jo small buss. suru kiya he wo, Uganda DRC ki border pe village he vaha he aur wo town 35 Km in deep jungle me he... is liye kuch nahi ho sakta mera aab...
Par Mausam ko Mausam ko Jangal me chhod diya jay to..........permenetly......... Teiro mat........... Baho (Dont Sweem..... Just Flow) |
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24th January 2008, 01:32 PM
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Kyun bicahre jaanwaro ko aap torture karna chahte hain Hum roz khana kyun khate hain????????????? Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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24th January 2008, 05:52 PM
kisne kahaa hai khaane ko, mat khao.....baat karti ho
ye 29 ke paas dimmag kab aayega? ===========Deepika=========== Pyaar Hai Yaa sazaa ayi mere Dil bataa Toot'ta Kyu.N naHi.N Dard Kaa Silsilaa
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24th January 2008, 07:09 PM
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Jab ayega tujhmeiN tab mujhme "dimag transplant" karvalungi heeeeee pooja ke balon ko yellow color karva diya jaye to???? Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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