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Wink Samjhe Dear - 11th June 2004, 07:56 PM

EVERY GUY SAYS THIS SAY ME AM I WRONG:-.................................................. ..................



DIL KA DARD DIL TODNE WALE KYA JAANE,

PYAR KE RIVAAZO KO ZAMANA KYA JAANE,

HOTI HAI KITNI TAQLIF LADKI KO PATANE MEIN,

YEH GHAR PE BAITHE LADKI KE PAPA KYA JAANE..............
   
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Re: Samjhe Dear - 13th June 2004, 03:57 PM

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EVERY GUY SAYS THIS SAY ME AM I WRONG:-.................................................. ..................



DIL KA DARD DIL TODNE WALE KYA JAANE,

PYAR KE RIVAAZO KO ZAMANA KYA JAANE,

HOTI HAI KITNI TAQLIF LADKI KO PATANE MEIN,

YEH GHAR PE BAITHE LADKI KE PAPA KYA JAANE..............

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16th June 2004, 02:10 AM

kya priyanka ji....hum logon ko to unlogon (ladko) ki udani chahiye..aur aap hai ke unhe bichara keh rahe hai....well waise aap bhi sahi hi ja rahe hai...woh to hai hi bichare...

nicee oneeee

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28th June 2004, 04:17 PM

hi tulsika ji,

sahi kaha ladke bechahre hai, bechare the aur bechare hi rahhenge,

kher in bechariyon ko chodiye yeh batayi yeh aap kaisi hai aur aapke woh sanjoo the great kuwe ke bahar hai ya andar.....

chalo aapke reply ka wait karungi...

bbye

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Esa????? - 28th June 2004, 05:52 PM

Ki mere katal ke baad ushne jafa se toba!
hai ush *jud-e-pashema ka pashema hona!
hef ush char(4) gireh kapde ki galib!
jiske kismat me he aashik ka gariba hona!!

Sahi kaha he aap sabh ne ladke hote hi bichare aur reh jate he aksar kunware.lol gud sher keep it up.
Mukesh.




*jud: bedard, pashema: sharminda
   
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Lightbulb suniye - 9th July 2004, 05:21 PM

aadab mukeshji,

ab aaj ki duniya mein kaun becharo ko gale lagana chahega isliye yeh sare reh jaate hai kuware
   
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sahi keha aapne - 10th July 2004, 04:51 PM

Aadab priyanka ji
Bahut sahi keha aapne ki kaun inhe gale lagana chahega,kiyuki aaj ki duniya me yeh bhi hota he ki "ek dhundo hajar milte he aur inse achche baar baar milte he,ishliye yeh kunware intezar kerte he"
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suniye - 10th July 2004, 05:03 PM

hi mukeshji,

aap ke jawab mein mein yeh kehna chahti hun...

intazaar karne ki bhi hadh hoti hai dear,
intazaarkarne ki bhi hadh hoti hai dear,
intna na intazaar karo ki beet jaye sari umar,
beer baar mein peete hue beer.....
   
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intezar ka maja - 10th July 2004, 05:10 PM

Wah sahi keha aapne ki beet jaye beer bar me umar pite hue beer,lekin Priyanka ji jo maza intezar me he woh ikrar me keha?wo inkar me keha?aur pyar me intezar keha?intezar ka mitha ful.
"Kiya maza ki un taklifo me jub khun na ho rawangi me!
Kiya lutf janaja uthne me jub maut na aaye jawani me!!!"
samjhi dear
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Arrow OH HOOOOO - 30th July 2004, 06:34 PM

SUNIYE ZARA:-----


JANI.......WOH PYAR HI KYA JISME JUDAI NA HO,
WOH ISHQ HI KYA JISME LADAI NA HO,
WOH DIL HI KYA JISME DARD NA HO ,
AUR WOH MOHABBAT HI KYA JISME INTAZAAR NA HO..............


SAMJHE MISTER MUKESH
   
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Wink Priyankaji - 30th July 2004, 07:16 PM

Aap ne sahi keha he lekin woh hum hi kiya jo in sub ko liye huye sikhe na ho!!kiyunki,
Humko mita sake woh zamane me dum nahi!
Zamana humse he hum zamane se nahi!!
samjhi mohatrma priyanka ji???????????
aapne jo likha he un sub se gujar chuke he hum.
Love,
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30th July 2004, 07:54 PM

Dear priyankaji, tulsikaji,

agar hum bichare ladke log nahi rahete tau aap logo ko koi puchta bhi nahi. hum hai iski vaje se ladki log aksher hava mai udte hai.
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30th July 2004, 10:21 PM

LOL pappu ji..aap shayad aaj kal bored zyada ho rahe hai..jo yeh sab bole rahe hai. Laga ke hum aapse thoda bohat jagda karenge..par excuse me to say!~
bewakuf ladkiyan hawa mein udti hai....logicially speaking human being hasn't learnt to fly yet..but thats not the point...bewakuf ladkiyan hawa mein udti hai..jo do meethi baaton se fas jati hai..therefor its not all ladkiyan....its only few bewakuf ladkiyan...!~

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30th July 2004, 10:44 PM

Dear tulsikaji,
chalo aap ne aacha kabul kiya ki koi ladkiya bewakuf hoti hai. lekin ek baat hai withought us girls r nothing.
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suniye pappu ji - 4th August 2004, 05:17 PM

suniye zara pappu ji aapne shayad suna nahi,

humse (ladkiyo) se hai zamana sara
hum zamane se hai nahi.......
jo bhi chahe bata denge
tumko tumhi se eh hasi....

girls are best jaanlo baat yeh maanlo girls are best jaanlo baat yeh maanlo............

aakhir...........

hamare jaisa yahan hai kaun yahan
rangeen kiya hai humi ne yeh samaaaa..................

to isliye pappuji aur mukeshji zara bolne se pehle 10000000000000000 baar soch liya kijiye ki hum aapke bagare kuch nahi yaaa aap humare bagare

samjhe mr.pappu.......

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Mujhe yeh sub kiyun? - 4th August 2004, 06:45 PM

Dear priyanka ji,
Arey yeh to pappu aur tulsi ke bich me nok jhok chal rahi thi humne to kuch nahi keha?fir hum pe yeh tohmat kesi?humne to sirf sher keha tha aur ya humne kub keha ki ladkiya kuch nahi ya ladke kuch he?aap pehle abh tak aapki ish post me jo reply he humare dekhiye fir tohmat lagaiye.aap ki to wese hi misal ho gayi
"Unka jor bhi chalta he to sirf hum garibo pe!
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