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Meri.Pran Pyari Priye........ - 10th August 2014, 11:37 AM
Chonka lagane se laal hoti.teri ankhein ,
Main Kitchen mein chimni lagwa doonga ..

Mujhe pata hai tum.nahin maanogi ,
Main modular kitchen bhi banwa dunga..

Jaanta hun.baai se bahut pareshan rehti ho tum ,
Main dishwasher bhi.lagwa dunga..

Peene ke paani ka bahut karti ho veham tum,
Main Kent ka RO water purifier lagwa dunga..

Aur garmi se bheegh jaati teri bhoain ,
Main ek side fan bhi lagwa dunga..

Baar baar garam khana karne ke liye ,
Ek chota sa microwawe bhi laa doonga.

Muche pata hai tum aisr nahi maanogi ,
Ek food processor bhi dilwa dunga.

Khane se zyada mujhe teri hasin hai priye ,
Isliye tea .coffee ke liye coffee maker bhi laa dunga.

Main.jaanta hun tum aise nahin maanogi ,
Week mein ek baar bahar khana bhi khilva doonga


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waah waahhh kyaaaa kahne Sanjay saahab........... aap to patni vrata nikle...

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10th August 2014, 03:47 PM
hahahaha.. wahh! wahh! wahh..

bohat bohat khoob.. Sanjay Jiii..

Likhte rahiye,,

DuaooN ke saath,

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10th August 2014, 08:11 PM
Good one Sanjay ji..............



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10th August 2014, 08:58 PM
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11th August 2014, 11:40 AM
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Chonka lagane se laal hoti.teri ankhein ,
Main Kitchen mein chimni lagwa doonga ..

Mujhe pata hai tum.nahin maanogi ,
Main modular kitchen bhi banwa dunga..

Jaanta hun.baai se bahut pareshan rehti ho tum ,
Main dishwasher bhi.lagwa dunga..

Peene ke paani ka bahut karti ho veham tum,
Main Kent ka RO water purifier lagwa dunga..

Aur garmi se bheegh jaati teri bhoain ,
Main ek side fan bhi lagwa dunga..

Baar baar garam khana karne ke liye ,
Ek chota sa microwawe bhi laa doonga.

Muche pata hai tum aisr nahi maanogi ,
Ek food processor bhi dilwa dunga.

Khane se zyada mujhe teri hasin hai priye ,
Isliye tea .coffee ke liye coffee maker bhi laa dunga.

Main.jaanta hun tum aise nahin maanogi ,
Week mein ek baar bahar khana bhi khilva doonga
haa haaa haaaaa.....
Sanjayji, lagta hai weekend pe kaafi masruuf rakhaa hai bhabhiji ne LOLzzzzz....

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