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Alka Ka Ladka Patane Ka Formula - 25th June 2009, 11:02 PM
alka ne mujse kal pyaar ka ijhaar kiya
tohfe me mujko ek bada rasgulla diya
maine kaha rasgulla bada meetha hai
usne kaha dil tera bada seedha hai
mai ne pucha alka tune aisa kyun kaha?
usne kaha tujhe paTane me bas ek rasgulla laga
maine pucha dusro ko tune kaise paTaya hai?
usne kaha-yaar bahut dard uThaya hai
phir jake formula aaya hai
kisi ko mumphali kisi ko kathal khilaya hai
   
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27th June 2009, 04:57 AM
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alka ne mujse kal pyaar ka ijhaar kiya
tohfe me mujko ek bada rasgulla diya
maine kaha rasgulla bada meetha hai
usne kaha dil tera bada seedha hai
mai ne pucha alka tune aisa kyun kaha?
usne kaha tujhe paTane me bas ek rasgulla laga
maine pucha dusro ko tune kaise paTaya hai?
usne kaha-yaar bahut dard uThaya hai
phir jake formula aaya hai
kisi ko mumphali kisi ko kathal khilaya hai
very nice yaar

maza aa gaya ..............................
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6th April 2010, 03:41 PM
Alka ka number ya ID milega.........................

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6th April 2010, 07:45 PM
zidd bhai,
ye alka ki tarrif hai ya uski izzat tar tar kar rahe ho usne bekar me hi apko bade seedhe dil wala kah diya

aap to eaida ban kar paida khane wale nikle.....

mumphali aur kathal ka kya kiya hoga alka ne........jara thik se puch kar batana......

waise acchi lagi apki paishkash........
duaoon ke sath
apka.

Na tha main to khuda tha, kuch na hota to khuda hota?
mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM)
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12th May 2010, 03:13 PM
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very nice yaar

maza aa gaya ..............................
thanks bhai.......................................... ................................
   
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12th May 2010, 03:14 PM
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Alka ka number ya ID milega.........................

Khaanna saaahib hum bhi tou dekhein ke wo kitne pani mein hai
sdc ke members list me ID hai..............
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sdc ke members list me ID hai..............
dekhiye aap
Ab kya itne bure din agaye hai mere ke list mein ladkiyan search karon...hahaha

Agar us ne pad liya hoga tou wo khud aayegi.... warna plane ,train, bus aur ladki you'll get it every next moment
   
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24th May 2010, 05:57 PM
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zidd bhai,
ye alka ki tarrif hai ya uski izzat tar tar kar rahe ho usne bekar me hi apko bade seedhe dil wala kah diya

aap to eaida ban kar paida khane wale nikle.....

mumphali aur kathal ka kya kiya hoga alka ne........jara thik se puch kar batana......

waise acchi lagi apki paishkash........
duaoon ke sath
apka.

pedaa khaane ke liye aedaa banne ki kya jarurat??
vo to mai waise bhi kha jata hu........

aur alka ke saamne apka sawaal rakha maine........
usne kaha baad me bataungi
   
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