Classic first lines/Tapori second lines

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Sabhii DostoN ko Salaam,

Aisey hi kuch khuraafat ke mood me tha so peshe khidmat hai kuch maqbool gaanoN ki first lines with Munna Bhai type second lines. Ohh, all the parodied second lines can actually be sung in the same tune as the original song's second lines!!

YENJOY MAMUS,


Tu jahaN jahaN chalega mera saaya saath hoga,
Agar muh bhi khola tune, mera daaNya haath hoga!

Hum thay jinke sahaarey, woh huey naa humaarey,
Tum jaisi ko apnauuN behtar hai mar jauuN kuNwaarey!

Chandan sa badan, chanchal chitwan, dheere se tera yeh muskana,
Gaindey si kamar, bhoNdi chitwan, bakarey sa tera ye mimiyaana!

Dum maro dum, mit jaaye gum,
Kya kar legi police, goli ho ya bum!

Bii.di jalai le jigar se piya, jigar ma ba.dii aag hai,
“Rani” ba.dii pasand thi magar, uski “chunri me bhi daag” hai!

Jaagi badan meiN jwaala, saiNyyaN tune kya kar daala,
“He did it with Sridevi” somehow, but “Sunny” can’t dance saala!
(Pun intended!!)

Ek colour ke terah patte, lekin sab mein bus ek King,
Sonia ke saath desh ka bhi darling hai Manmohan Singh!





Mast rahiye aur muskurate raheye,
Shyam

[Mayank]

hahahaha... kya baat hai...........!

keep posting....

-mayank