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Talking Types of Girls *** - 24th February 2008, 08:20 PM

HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls:
Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her … you will lose everything
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24th February 2008, 08:34 PM

he he he ,,,,tume kyon si girl pasand hai
   
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25th February 2008, 02:48 AM

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he he he ,,,,tume kyon si girl pasand hai


hi hi hi ..

i like keybord girl...
jiske bina ye sab girl adhuri he ..
jisme sari dunia k arman chupe he ..
bus apna nazariya he ki hum kya usse likhwana chahte he ..

love u .. or hateee u .. miss u ..... or byeeeeeeeeeeeee

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17th March 2008, 01:27 PM

balle balle................
ye koi maxak nahi hai.......
ye koi mazak hai?????????
ye to sach baat ha........
   
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24th March 2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by beena_sitare View Post
HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls:
Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her … you will lose everything
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zabardast...brilliant mind brilliant post


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