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Cool Sirf Dimag Hai Un Logo Ke Liye..... Kya Samjhe.... - 16th March 2005, 05:26 PM

HEY GUYS.. CAUTION.. MOVE FORWARD IF U HAVE BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!


life in america can be so confusing sometime!!!
many many years ago...
when i was twenty three,
i got married to a widow,
preety as could be.
this widow had a grown up daughter
with flowing hair of red.
my father fall in love with her,
and soon they two were wed.
this made my dad my son-in-law
and changed my very life.
now my daughter was my mother,
for she was my father's wife.
to complicate the matters worse,
although it brought me joy.
i soon became a father
of a bouncing baby boy.my little baby then became
my brother in law to dad.
and so became my uncle,
though it made me very sad.
for if he was my uncle....
then that also made him brother..
to the wodow's grown up daughter
who, of course was my stepmother.

CONFUSED???????!..... Relax... GO ahead...

father's wife then had a son,
who kept them on the run...
and he became my grandson...
for he was my daughter's son,
my wife is now my mother's mother...
and it makes me blue...
because although she is my wife..
she is my grand ma tooo
if my wife is my grand mother,
then i m her grand child.
and every time i think of it..
it simply drives me wild...
for now i have become
the strangest case u ever saw...
as the husband of my grand mother,
i m my own grandpa!!!
   
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16th March 2005, 05:55 PM

Ise parkhkar Shimul ka post kiya ek song yaad aa gaya...

Kitne Ajeeb rishte haiN yahaaN per...kitne ajeeb rishte haiN yahaaN pe...

(itna hi kaafi hai)

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17th March 2005, 02:26 AM

lol...Priyanka ji, Nice one!
   
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23rd March 2005, 07:11 PM

Quote:
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Ise parkhkar Shimul ka post kiya ek song yaad aa gaya...

Kitne Ajeeb rishte haiN yahaaN per...kitne ajeeb rishte haiN yahaaN pe...

(itna hi kaafi hai)

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wah chand ji....

bahut hi sahi song quote kiya hai aapne... too good


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23rd March 2005, 07:13 PM

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lol...Priyanka ji, Nice one!
thanks parul..... for being there in every post... and praising...

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23rd March 2005, 07:33 PM

Nice one priyanka

Good one...

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23rd March 2005, 07:41 PM

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Nice one priyanka

Good one...

Thanks
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thanks rohin....

and finally u got a good avtaar ... i m happy for it...

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kewl - 23rd March 2005, 08:36 PM

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Re: kewl - 24th March 2005, 07:46 PM

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hmm... - 25th March 2005, 12:48 PM

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Hey pri! - 26th March 2005, 03:14 PM

Hey Priyanka!

Howz u buddy?

Good One!
You always come up with something new..
Thanks for sharing....

Keep in touch!


Cya Bye....


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different - 28th March 2005, 06:29 PM

good one n different from the league.
i am new to this shayari world, will learnt a lot from this shayari family..
great..
i will love to know about you.


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Re: Hey pri! - 30th March 2005, 05:19 PM

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Hey Priyanka!

Howz u buddy?

Good One!
You always come up with something new..
Thanks for sharing....

Keep in touch!


Cya Bye....
well yash... hieee...

thanks to say that liked it....

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Re: different - 30th March 2005, 05:27 PM

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good one n different from the league.
i am new to this shayari world, will learnt a lot from this shayari family..
great..
i will love to know about you.
i welcome u on this site... its really the bes site .... and people here are also too good as u can see me.....

well i m happy that u liked it......

thanks for replying....

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