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Senior citizens ki love story - 22nd September 2014, 10:55 PM
Teri ankhon mein nahin jhank pata
meri ankhon mein motiya bind hai ,

Gaal abhi bhi lal rehte tere chahe .
ye tau blood pressure ka raNg hai .

Kamar ab bhi lachakti teri pehle si ,
mere hathon ki jagah belt mein band hai.

Smile ab bhi teri khili khili si ,
Lagta hai plastic aurgery ka asar hai .

Tu tau pehle se bhi slim ho gayi ,
Shayad diabetes ka kehar hai

Saans chalti hai ab bhi teri haule haule ,
Dil mein dal gaye ab do teen stent hai

Awaaz bhi bahut ho gayi narm teri ,
kuch asthma aur dame ka asar hai .

Kaatne ko ab nahi daurti mujhe ,
Nakli daant tuutne ka jo der hai

Jaisi bhi hai tujhe chahta rahunga ,
Kyunki ek akeli.tu hi meri humsafar hai
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22nd September 2014, 11:05 PM
Hahahahahahahah aur wahwahwahwahwahwahwah

aap ke zabardast humour ki koyee seema naheen Sanjay ji

Bahaut khoob

Dheron daad

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23rd September 2014, 09:21 AM
aawaaaahh waahhh kya baat hai maasaab.........bahot acchaaa.... hahahahahha

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23rd September 2014, 10:07 AM
waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
Sanjayji,
humor ke saath ek dil ko lubhaane walii baat bhii keh gaye.....

haa haa haa ke saath saath waah waah waah.........


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2nd October 2014, 11:26 AM
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Hahahahahahahah aur wahwahwahwahwahwahwah

aap ke zabardast humour ki koyee seema naheen Sanjay ji

Bahaut khoob

Dheron daad
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2nd October 2014, 11:44 AM
kya baat hai sanjay jee.....what a great sense of humour.....loved it..


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2nd October 2014, 07:37 PM
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Teri ankhon mein nahin jhank pata
meri ankhon mein motiya bind hai ,

Gaal abhi bhi lal rehte tere chahe .
ye tau blood pressure ka raNg hai .

Kamar ab bhi lachakti teri pehle si ,
mere hathon ki jagah belt mein band hai.

Smile ab bhi teri khili khili si ,
Lagta hai plastic aurgery ka asar hai .

Tu tau pehle se bhi slim ho gayi ,
Shayad diabetes ka kehar hai

Saans chalti hai ab bhi teri haule haule ,
Dil mein dal gaye ab do teen stent hai

Awaaz bhi bahut ho gayi narm teri ,
kuch asthma aur dame ka asar hai .

Kaatne ko ab nahi daurti mujhe ,
Nakli daant tuutne ka jo der hai

Jaisi bhi hai tujhe chahta rahunga ,
Kyunki ek akeli.tu hi meri humsafar hai


Sanjay ji...bahut majja aaya padke, last wala touchy hai

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6th October 2014, 04:51 PM
sanjay sir ji namskaar...........


aapki sochne ki shakti ko salaam.....
bahut khoob...........

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Wow sanjay ji gaane ke sath sath likhte bhi mazedaar hain.

Mazaa aa gaya.

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sanjay sir ji namskaar...........


aapki sochne ki shakti ko salaam.....
bahut khoob...........

Arre Arre Rajeev bhai ,

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Yun hi haste rahiye and muskurate rahiye ..
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Wow sanjay ji gaane ke sath sath likhte bhi mazedaar hain.

Mazaa aa gaya.
Sarika ji ,

Achcha laga jaan ker ki aapko humour pasand aya .. Per humare Anubhav ji
ko kaisa laga , pata nahin ....

Shayad vo present mein jee kar khush hai , future se tense nahin hote


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16th October 2014, 12:36 PM
Heeeeee accchi hain senior citizen ki love story.........Waise bhi humorous shayri kam post karte hain log...Nice to read

Yeh to hui seniors ki love story....Apko ek link deti hui ...18yrs aur budhiya ki love story..bahut badi post hain fursat se padhiyega...par poori post padhna....i am sure u will enjoy... one of my fav post....


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Heeeeee accchi hain senior citizen ki love story.........Waise bhi humorous shayri kam post karte hain log...Nice to read

Yeh to hui seniors ki love story....Apko ek link deti hui ...18yrs aur budhiya ki love story..bahut badi post hain fursat se padhiyega...par poori post padhna....i am sure u will enjoy... one of my fav post....


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Are are Mausam ji ...aap Senior citizen ki love story mein tashreef layi .
Hum dua karte hain ki aap jitne bhi senior ho.jao ...aap dil se hamesha young
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nice one hamdam...
Wakai lajawab hai ye stori..
Shukriya Vinay bhai jo aap ne humari ye humorous shayri ko.koshish pasand ki.


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