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4th April 2007, 12:51 PM
A ji
O ji
Lo ji
Padho ji
mai hu mobile mauji
karta hu sms to tum bhi karo ji
1 2 ka 4
4 2 ka 1
My name is Makkhan ..& ur name is Dhakkan
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6th April 2007, 12:05 PM
ladki:bhagwan se..hey bhagwan meri shaadi kisi samjhdar aadmi se karana.
Bhagwan:Asambhav
Girl:??
Bhagwan:samajhdar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi karte
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8th April 2007, 10:51 AM
failure is nt wen ur gf leaves u.
its only wen u dont try her sis.
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10th April 2007, 06:03 PM
Arz kiya hai ..
main us k pyar me ban gaya burf ka gola
main us k pyar me ban gaya burf ka gola
aur wo besharam boli..
thanda matlab coca-cola
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11th April 2007, 09:42 PM
misomi kopura mai ukama makaya fula ukiya paristo tarumo wa yalo xambo
soch kya raha hai?
paise mere lagte hai,jo dil karega bhejunga
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12th April 2007, 05:16 PM
Lovers day offer: Jus type 666539 in dictionary mode (T9). u cum 2 know ur life partner's name.This is true,try it.
Got it? Say thx 2 me.
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13th April 2007, 11:06 AM
Hurry up.Fil in d blanks wid 'haan'/'nahi'..
1>----main insaan nahi hu
2>----main hi chor hu
3>----mera koi ilaaj nahi
4>----main hi idiot hu
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16th April 2007, 12:27 PM
zindgi me kabhi tension mat lena
bindas ho k i luv u kehna
agar rose k badle sandal mile to kehna
pyaari behna sada khush rehna
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17th April 2007, 11:37 AM
i read in d newspapers
tht sendin msgs 2 frds causes radiation which coz heart problems n cancer
so..
aaj se band
newspaper yaar!
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18th April 2007, 01:50 PM
pagal hai wo log jo ladkiyo ko mis karte hai
mis karna hai to maccharon ko karo
jo jaan hatheli par rakh kar aap ko kiss karte hai
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19th April 2007, 01:52 PM
bapu bola jo bhi msg nahi karta
usey vinamrata k sath aur msg kar.
aisa karne se ek din usey sharm aayegi,
sorry bolega aur msg karega.
bole toh gandhigiri zindabad!
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19th April 2007, 05:56 PM
Very well astha ji............i like ur funny msgs...........keep it up
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19th April 2007, 07:41 PM
thx vivek
Recipe:
Step1:take a bowl of grapes
2 ut ur hand in it
3:stand in front of mirror
the dish is ready..
recipe name:Langur k hath me angoor
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20th April 2007, 11:29 AM
husband:2day is sunday,i want 2 njoy so i bought 2 movie tkts.
wife:y 3?
husband:4 u & ur parents.
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13th June 2007, 12:54 PM
ladki:bhagwan se..hey bhagwan meri shaadi kisi samjhdar aadmi se karana.
Bhagwan:Asambhav
Girl:??
Bhagwan:samajhdar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi karte
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17th June 2007, 11:00 AM
A: u r Active
B:u r Best
c:u r Cute
D:u r my dear
E:u r Excllent
F:u r always First
G:u r Gr8
H:Hatt yaar 'Z' tak jhuth nahi bola jata!
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18th June 2007, 11:24 AM
srdr:aaj tumne khana kaisa banaya hai? bilkul gobar jaisa!
preeto:hey raam!! is aadmi ne kya kya chakh rakha hai!
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23rd June 2007, 06:55 PM
chamakte chaand ko niind aane lagi,
aapki hasi se duniya jagmagaane lagi
dekh k aapko har kali gungunaane lagi
ab to fekte-2 mujhe bhi niind aane lagi!
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25th June 2007, 10:42 AM
KBC me sharukh ne mujhse pucha
world ka sab se bada bewakuf kon hai
maine 1 crore thukra diya
par aapka naam nahi bataya.
After all hum dono ki dosti karodo ki hai!!
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3rd July 2007, 09:19 AM
i m d best
i can prove it
i can c d tea in tea cup
can u c d world in world cup?
i can send my address 2 ur mobile
can u send ur mobile 2 my address??
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8th July 2007, 12:36 PM
Thought 4 d day:
Wenever u feel like studyin,
jus sit down,
relax,
take a deep breath
...until tht feelin goes away.
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10th July 2007, 05:40 PM
Sardi ho gayi hai??
HAAN!
Naak bhi band hai??
HAAN!
Sar bhi phat raha hai??
HAAN BHAI HAAN!
To ye msg padhna zaruri hai??
Jaa k naak saaf karo!
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11th July 2007, 11:50 AM
wat has technology done?
ek time wo tha jab msg kabutar bhejte the
aur ek aaj ka time hai
jab hum sms kabutron ko bhejte hai.. hurrr!!
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12th July 2007, 06:49 PM
Kyon? bade bade sher kehna baye haath ki ART samajhte ho...
dusron ke msg forward karte ho aur khud ko bada SMART samajhte ho!
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16th July 2007, 10:28 AM
Chetawni:
Na moh na maya hai
aalas tumhi ko aaya hai
baith kar chaar panne palat lo beta
paper gf ne nahi banaya hai
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18th July 2007, 10:27 AM
bhul kar bhi kisi ko na rulana
zindgi me sabko hansana
dushman ko bhi gale lagana
fir bhi koi gham de to
..apun k no.pe fon lagana
THOK DENGE SAALE KO
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18th July 2007, 02:26 PM
karan johar ka kamaal to dekho:
Kuch-2 hota hai:luv ur frds
K3g:luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho:luv ur neighbours
KANK:luv others wife
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20th July 2007, 08:42 AM
aapki personality pe fida ho k
humne aap ki tasveer banaayi hai
kahi nazar na lage humare ghar ko
isliye bahar gate pe tangwaai hai
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26th July 2007, 09:52 AM
A good friend will come and bail u out if u r in jail.. A true friend cant, coz he is sittin next to u saying "Dude we r screwed !!
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1st August 2007, 08:08 PM
thakanpur se freshpur tak jaane wali
nindiya xpress bedroom k darwaje par khadi hai
yatri kripya apne hasin sapno ko sath lekar sawar ho
shubhratri
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26th August 2007, 03:26 PM
pyar vyar to 1 bahana hai
aankh mile na mile lips milana hai
yehi style hai sab ashiko ka
kya kare yaar
raj kapoor ka nahi imran hashmi ka zamana hai
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27th August 2007, 01:07 PM
kisi ki bewafai se badhkar koi chiz nahi
ghum e tanhai me judai se badhkar koi chiz nahi
agar deni ho kisi ko jawani me saza
to padhai se badhkar koi chiz nahi
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4th September 2007, 10:17 AM
Ravan ws sent 2 d court & ws askd u kip hand on Gita.He refused sayin..Sita par haath rakh kar itni musibat aayi ab gita par haath nahi rakhunga!
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6th September 2007, 11:37 AM
agar gandhi g don hote to?
to kehte..humare takle pe baal aane ka intzar to 11 dukaan k hazzam kar rahe hai
lekin takle pe baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai
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9th September 2007, 03:51 PM
Best 3 things in our college..
1)don disturb i want 2 study
2)no class lets go 2 library
best 1 is ..3)sir i hav a doubt!
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12th September 2007, 07:46 PM
Sa sa ra
sa
ni ni
sa ra
sa
sa
raa..sa
sa
ra
dha ni pa
ni
sa
sa-sa
ra.
re ma ga
ni
maga
sa
saaaa
raa..
bus mere INDIAN IDOL
so jaa..
gd nite
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14th September 2007, 11:51 AM
Lots of ANTS were on my CELL, I was even more Wondering how COME ants KNOW dat my cell contains contact of SWEET person like YOU..
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21st September 2007, 07:55 PM
wishing d sweetest nite
2 a sweet natured person
god has been realy kind
may u sleep ..
n fall 4m d bed 2nite
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22nd September 2007, 12:20 PM
hi aastha g i like ur sms really..kp smiling
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27th September 2007, 12:05 PM
thx
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