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funny love quotes.... - 17th November 2007, 11:04 AM

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw



Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
-- Basta



One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-- Oscar Wilde



For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.
-- David Letterman



If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin



There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith



It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
-- Fred Allen



I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
-- Hilaire Belloc



It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
-- Honore De Balzac



The bravest thing that men do is love women.
-- Mort Sahl



Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason



I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.
-- Linus



Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
-- Helen Rowland


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29th February 2008, 11:03 PM

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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw



Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
-- Basta



One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-- Oscar Wilde



For the love of God, folks, don't do this at home.
-- David Letterman



If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin



There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith



It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
-- Fred Allen



I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
-- Hilaire Belloc



It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
-- Honore De Balzac



The bravest thing that men do is love women.
-- Mort Sahl



Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason



I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.
-- Linus



Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
-- Helen Rowland



I dunn think ki 2nd quote is funny


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1st March 2008, 06:06 PM

nothing funny.............nice quotes........


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