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Some funny quotes - 25th November 2006, 01:23 AM

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers.When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.

Well done is better than well said.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.

Love thy neighbor, but be sure her husband is away.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls.

Intelligence is not trying.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

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31st October 2007, 02:33 AM

thanks Gaurav...

it was nice, going through these quotes..

i'll add some to your collection if you dont mind...

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.


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inhii.n se to sabko manzil milai.ngii

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