Redifined words.....!!! its funny..

[inspired_humour]

Cigarette :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Divorce :
Future tense of marriage.

Lecture :.
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

Dictionary :
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee :
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist :
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist :
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Miser :
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father :
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal :
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills

[shadow]

Very nice Salimji

one more addition,
Software Engineer:
One who gets paid for fixing the mistakes he do.

[reemzi]

lol amazin...really really funny. keep it up Salim. hope to hear more of ur humourous shayris.

keep it up yaar!!!

Tc

[professor]

COOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[inspired_humour]

Thnks shadow

Reemzi.........professor............!!!

[priyanka jain]

HELLO SALIMJI...

WELL ITS GOOD BUT I HAVE ALREADY RECIEVED THIS LONG LONG AGO ON YAHOO....

ANYWAYS ITS A GOOD ONE....