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Officer-Candidate - 13th December 2004, 02:33 AM
OFFICER---- WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- TELL ME PROPERLY.
CANDIDATE---- MOHAN PAL SIR.

OFFICER---- YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE---- MANMOHAN PAL SIR.

OFFICER---- YOUR NATIVE PLACE?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE---- NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR.

OFFICER---- WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE---- METRIC PASS.

OFFICER---- WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE---- MONEY PROBLEM SIR.

OFFICER---- DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY.
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY.
CANDIDATE---- MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR.

OFFICER---- THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW.
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- WHAT IS IT NOW?
CANDIDATE---- MY PERFORMANCE....?

OFFICER---- M P!!!!
CANDIDATE---- WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER---- MENTALLY PUNCTURED.

i hope u all will like it...

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Tu hi bata A Zindagi, Tu meri kya lagti hai
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13th December 2004, 05:51 AM
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12th November 2007, 02:11 PM
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OFFICER---- WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- TELL ME PROPERLY.
CANDIDATE---- MOHAN PAL SIR.

OFFICER---- YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE---- MANMOHAN PAL SIR.

OFFICER---- YOUR NATIVE PLACE?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE---- NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR.

OFFICER---- WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE---- METRIC PASS.

OFFICER---- WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE---- MONEY PROBLEM SIR.

OFFICER---- DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY.
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY.
CANDIDATE---- MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR.

OFFICER---- THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW.
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- WHAT IS IT NOW?
CANDIDATE---- MY PERFORMANCE....?

OFFICER---- M P!!!!
CANDIDATE---- WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER---- MENTALLY PUNCTURED.

i hope u all will like it...
hahaha,lolzzz very funny gd ji,nice.keep sharing

yun bin bulaaye milne chala aata hai,
gham ko mujh se yeh unsiyat kaisi??

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13th November 2007, 12:52 AM
Thnx LIONESS & SARA ji
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21st November 2007, 02:40 PM
hahaha.........bahut hansi aaye M.P. sir

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9th December 2007, 11:51 AM
mast hai yaar

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