Mere collections se dosto - 33

[ajay nidaan]

Girl friend- What can u do 4 me ....?
Boy - Everything..
GF-Can u leave ur parents
for me ..?
Boy.. - sorry dear
I cant leave my old god for a new temple.
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Santa in computer exam
examiner. what is microsoft excel ?
Santa It is a new brand of surf excel to clean the computer.
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Wife suno ji , aapko mujhe me kya aacha lagta hai,
meri beauty ya meri akalmandi ?
Husband : mujhe to ye teri majak karne ki aadat sabse achi lagti hai.
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Banta - Boss is gaddaar ka kya kare ?
Santa - Ise sui chubha-chubha kar maar do or
sui iski side me rakha dena
police samjhegi sui-side ka case hai.
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[kumkum01]

Hi Ajay ji........It is nice sharing in here...Thanks a lot for good collections in this site...........I really appreciated this..........keep it up