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joke junction !! - 9th November 2005, 04:42 PM

A magic-
om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra

om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra

om gilli gilli chu mantar ...............

.. Noticed any change in u?

No! tantrik theek kehta tha Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...!

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Our Dosti is Like PHILIPS-Pyara Sa Bandhan

& Relationshipis like FEVICOL-Majboot Jod

& Our Love is Like BADA Thums UP-Sala Khatam Hi Nahi Hota....

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If any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!

Then ..dont take tension..

bcoz full form of BHAI is

BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...

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12 Sardar 12 Car mein 12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali mein 12ve cinema hall mein kaunsi film dekhne gaye?
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Yeh waqt hamara hai....

-------------------- -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi ...

Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi....

Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le...

bijali ko ungli ki to bijli chali gayi !!!!

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hi - 9th November 2005, 06:42 PM

ha ha ha..

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