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21st September 2011, 09:19 AM
[QUOTE=AHMAD SHAKIL;430695]Janab Masood Hassaas Sahib...! Sir Meri Taraf Se Aadaaab....!
aadaab saahab aadaab
marhabaa
Sir Boht Acha Laga Raha Hai Aap Ki Guftgu Parh Kr.... Main Aik Baa tKrna Chahun Ga..... " Aap Is Forum Pr Mere Pasandeeda Shayron Me Se Aik Hain....
aap ke dilee jazbaat ko jaan ke khushu huyi bhai main tah e dil se aap kaa shukr adaa kartaa hun
Mujhay Aap Ka Andaz-e-Bayan Or Takhayyul, Alfaaz Ka Chunao.. Hr Cheez Boht Pasand Hai... Or Main Ne Is Farum Pr Aap Se Boht Kuch Seekha Hai....
are saahab ab aap itnee bhi taareef na karen ......... waisey ye haqeeqat hai ki ham sabhi yahaan har kisee se kuchh na kuchh seekhtey hain
ALLAH PAAK Aap Ka Zor-e-Qalam Or Barhaye.... Mujhay Duaon Me Yaad Rakhiye Ga.... Khush Rahen Or yunhi Apni Muhabbat Se Nawaztay Rahen..
baDee nawaazish karam aap kaa aap ki doaa ka qarazdaar ho ke rah gayaa aap meree doaaon ka hamesha hi hisaa they aor inshallaah rahen gey bhi
khush rahen muskuraate rahen
aap kaa bhai masood hassaas
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23rd September 2011, 07:57 AM
Lijiye janaab kuch aur sawaal hazir haiN ....... Zara soch samajhker jawaab dijiyega...kyuN ke jawaab ke saath aur bhi kayi sawaal uth khade ho sakte hain......iska matlab yeh nahi ke aapne abhi tak ke jawaab bina soche samjhe diya, bas zara in sawaloN ko baar baar sochker reply kijiye...
1. Zindagi me jo bhi hota hai kya wo kismat ki wajah se hota hai ? Kya insaan kismat badal sakta hai
2..Aap mahenat pe yakeen rakhate hai ke kimat pe? aur kyon ??
3.Maan lijiye aap P.M. ban gaye to aapka sabse pehla step (Desh ke hit me) kya hoga ?
4.Kya aapne desh ke vishye me bhi kuch likha hai shayri etc....!!! agar haan to plz link share kijiye aur agar nahi to aisa kyun ??
5.kisi cheez ke khone ka darr??
6.Duniya me sab se khoobsurat cheez kya hai?
7.zindegi ka koi aysa waqaya jahaan aap maut ke bohat khareeb huye ho?
8.Aapke nazariye se aapki life ka konsa part aapko bhulaaye nahi bhulta, jaise bachpan, collage life etc.....??
9.Aisi koi baat jo aap bataana chahte ho aur abhi tak kisi ne wo question hi na kiya ho...!!! Plz share kijiye....!!
10.Apni zindagi se koi gila hai ???
11.Aap ki nazar mai kaamiyaabi kya hai ??? kya aap kisi ek aese insaan ko jaante haiN jise aap sach mai kaamiyaab insaan kahe sake ??
12.Duniya mai sab se pyaara rishta kaun sa hai ??
13.Aap ke liye aap ki Zindagi ka abhi tak ka sab se badaa achievement ??
14.Koi aesa shaqs jo aap se bichhad gaya ho par ab bhi uss se milane ki aarzoo ho aap ke mann mai .. ??
15.Aisa koi kaam jisse karne me bahut boriyat feel karte ho ?
16.Zindagi ka kaun sa aesa pal hai jo aap fir se jeena chaahenge?? .. kyon ?what is so special about it ??
17.Sdc aapke liye kya mayine rakhti hai??
18.Koi roothe huye dost ko kaisa manaaya jaa sakta hai??
19.Paise … aur shohrat ..isme se aap ke zindagi mai kyaa zyada maayine rakhta hai ??
20.Shadi ka laddu jo khaye pashtaaya,jo na khaye pachtaaya..kis hadd tak sahi hai yeh baat??..
Note:If any of the above questions are repeated one, then plzz ignore...
Zainy
PalkoN ki baand ko tod ke daaman pe aa gira
Ek aaNsu mere zabt ki tauheen kar gaya...
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23rd September 2011, 09:55 AM
uuufffff etne sawaal.....Zainy, bacche ki jaan logi kya
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.....Sunita Thakur.....
यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया
....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए...
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23rd September 2011, 10:21 AM
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uuufffff etne sawaal.....Zainy, bacche ki jaan logi kya
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[QUOTE=zainy;430775] Lijiye janaab kuch aur sawaal hazir haiN .......
hahahahahhaha kahtey hain ki aqalmand wo hai jo kuchh na kahtey huye bhi bahot kuchh kah jaaye aor is fan me aap maahir hain ,, ek muskuraahat se ek taareekh ko qaid kar diyaa
Zara soch samajhker jawaab dijiyega...kyuN ke jawaab ke saath aur bhi kayi sawaal uth khade ho sakte hain....
ji ji aisaa ho jaataa hai ki sawaal ke bhaot saarey pahloo hotey hain aor koi zaroori nahi ki har koi har pahloo ko nazar me rakkhey ho is liye har baat ki gunjaaish hotee hai
magar itnaa kahun gaa ki SWAAL KHADAA HO JAAYE KOI BAAT NAHI MASLA KHADAA NA HO hahahahahahahaha
..iska matlab yeh nahi ke aapne abhi tak ke jawaab bina soche samjhe diya,
aap ko is safaayee ki zaroorat bhi nahi thi main aap ko jaantaa hun aor aap ke man ki shaffaafiyat ko bhi pahchaantaa hun ab tak to aisaa koi maoqa nahi aaya hai ki aap ki kisee tahreer se kisee ka dil dukhaane ki baat saamney aayi ho balki aap to aisee hain ki agar kisee ko ghalat fahmee ho jaaye to aap khud se badh ke maafee maang letee hain jo ek baDey insaan ki nishaanee hai aap be fikr rahen inshallaah main kabhi bhi aap se kisee ghalat fahmee ka shikaar nahi hun gaa
bas zara in sawaloN ko baar baar sochker reply kijiye...
sochtaa to main hamesha hun ye alag baat hai ki is baar ap ke hukm pe baar baar sochun gaa
1. Zindagi me jo bhi hota hai kya wo kismat ki wajah se hota hai ? Kya insaan kismat badal sakta hai
2..Aap mahenat pe yakeen rakhate hai ke kimat pe? aur kyon ??
aap ke ye donon sawaal bahot tafseel chaahtey hain is liye zaraa baad me jawaab detaa hun pata hai aap ko ,,,,,,,,,,,quraan ki tafseer parhne ke liye ILM E KALAM parhaayaa jaata hai aor ye bahas us kaa sab se GARAM hissa hai
3.Maan lijiye aap P.M. ban gaye to aapka sabse pehla step (Desh ke hit me) kya hoga ?
aji s d c pe aane ke baad ab tak to main p.m. ka matlab private message hi samajhta thaa magar aap ne ehsaas dilaaya ki is lafz ke doosre ma'ne bhi hotey hain zaraa soch lun kiun ki aap ne baar baar sochne ka hukm diyaa hai
misaal ke taor pe
PAAGAL MAJNOO ... to zaahir see baat hai ki main lailaa lailaa ke elaawah kuchh nahi krun gaa kiun ki majnoon ko har marz ki dawaa lailaa ki aankhon me nazar aatee hai aor har taraqqee lailaa ki galee se hi ho ke guzartee hai
PAHLAA MARD .... ho saktaa hai ki is se aap ne frist man muraad liyaa ho jaisaa ki frist lady hotee hai jis ko khaatoon e aouwal kahaa jaata hai ... to ab bataaiye ki is me main kahaan se fit hotaa hun dunyaa ke pahley mard to baavaa AADAM they
lekin agar aap ne is se muraam PURAANAA MARD liya hai to main aap ko yaqeen dilaa dun ki aalh paak ki qasam main firaonoN ke zamaaney ka nhi hun abhi bhi meree oumr kul milaa julaa ke 36 hai
ho saktaa hai aap ne p . m . se pichDaa mard muraad liyaa ho ,, to bataaiye is me meraa kiyaa qosoor hai ye to saaf ho hi gayaa hai ,,, lady is the frist ,,,
lekin yaar meree soch sirf MARD ki had tak kiun atkee huyi hai aap ne shaayad is se paisaa macheen muraad liyaa ho magar ye baat ajeeb si lagtee hai ,,,,aap ek jeetey jaagtey insaan ko macheen to nahi soch saktee hain magar is se bhi inkaar nahi kiyaa ja saktaa ki insaan aaj macheen ban ke rah gayaa hai
yaa phir ho saktaa hai ki aap ne imraan haashmi yaa meekaa muraad liyaa ho hahahahahaha kiun ki aaj kal in donon ko puppy master kahaa jaane lagaa hai hahahahahah main kahaan aor ye galee kahaan main dil ka kamzor insaan hun malika sherawat aor raakhi saawant ,,,,,,,,,,,,, oooyeee ji meree tobah
kiyaa bataaun janaab aap ke p.m. ne mujhe uljhaa ke rakh diyaa hai
sochtey sochtey main is natijey pe pahonchaa hun ki in sab baaton me koi dam nahi hai yaqeeni baat hai ki aap mujhey indian wazeer e aazam banaanaa chaahtee hain ,,, subhannaal ji khodaa aap ko barkat se nawaazey aap ki soch ko sach kar dikhaaye ,,,, yaqeen karen agar aisaa huwaa to .............
main taaleem ke maidaan me is baat ko shaamil karnaa chaahun gaa ki jitnaa ham dunyaa me taraqee ke ke liye tamaam zor lagaatey hain utnaa hi zor ek achhaa insaan banaane par bhi lagaayaa jaaye
4.Kya aapne desh ke vishye me bhi kuch likha hai shayri etc....!!! agar haan to plz link share kijiye aur agar nahi to aisa kyun ??
ji likkhaa to hai magar us ko kaheen post nahi kiya hai balki aap ki bhaabhi ki diary me likh ke rakh chhoraa hun ye alag baat hai ki apne desh ke FAKHR ,,, TAAJ MAHAL ,,, naam ki nazm aap ke yahaan bhi post ho chukee hai aor bbc pe aa chukee hai
5.kisi cheez ke khone ka darr??
jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mohabbat chaahat izzat daolat
6.Duniya me sab se khoobsurat cheez kya hai?
maaN ki muskaan
7.zindegi ka koi aysa waqaya jahaan aap maut ke bohat khareeb huye ho?
ji main apne hi gaaon ke taalab me doob gaya thaa magar zindagee thi ki bach gayaa ... kuwait me aandhee aayi main saDak pe thaa ki ek dish ( chhaturi ) bulding ki oonchaayi se aake mujh se eyk fit ki dooree pe giree ajeeb baat thi ki main usee jagah qadam rakhne ja arahaa thaa jahaan dish aa ke gire ethee ,,,,,,,,, dubai me 145 k m ki raftaar pe car ke haadse me baal baal bachaa
8.Aapke nazariye se aapki life ka konsa part aapko bhulaaye nahi bhulta, jaise bachpan, collage life etc.....??
bachpan kiun ki us waqt waalid ki tabiyat kharaab ho gayee aor haalaat itney kharaab ho gaye ki subah ka khaanaa mil gayaa to shaam ka pata nahi shaam ka mil gaya to shubh ka pataa nahi usee zamaaney me main ne khud apnee taaleem ko jaaree rakhne ke liye logon ke khet me raaton ko mazdoori ki ,,,,,,,,,,,,,us zamaaney me hamaare khaandaan waalon ki nigaahon me nafrat aaj tak nahi bhooltee ,,, baDaa gahraa zakhm hai zainy ji qadam qadam pe nafraton ka aisaa toofaan dekhaa hun ki zidagee ki kaDwaahat aaj tak merey halaq me rachi basee hai .. ye alag baat ki allaah ne jab hamey diyaa to kabhi bhi kisee se badla leney ki koshish nahi ki balki waalid sb jab tak zinda rahey sab ko apney se qareeb rkkhaa aor hamen bhi maaf kar deney ka sabaq detey rahey ,,, allaah un ko sokoon den aameen
9.Aisi koi baat jo aap bataana chahte ho aur abhi tak kisi ne wo question hi na kiya ho...!!! Plz share kijiye....!!
taqreeban taqreeban zindagee ke tamaam pahloo pe baat ho hi chukee hai is liye aisee koi baat nazar nahi aatee
10.Apni zindagi se koi gila hai ???
naa ji naa ,,, zindagee se bilkul bhi nahi balki zindagee ne to wo kuchh de diyaa hai jis ki ummeed bhi nahi thi haan apne aap se gilaa hai ki ai kaash english bhi parhaa liya hota to aaj apne aap ko itnaa be bas na mahsoos kartaa
baaqee ki baaten kal inshallaah
aap ka dost
masood hassaas
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23rd September 2011, 05:37 PM
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uuufffff etne sawaal.....Zainy, bacche ki jaan logi kya
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Ab ookhli me sar de hi diya hai tou musal se kya darna di..........
Waise bhi Masood sahab ke dost pata nahi kahaaN busy haiN aajkal ,koi thread per nazar nahi aatey.....unka bhi kaam main hi kar rahi huun...
Zidd sahab, Qadeer bhai, Vikas bhai, Aslam sahab,Kunaal bhai,Kavita ji,Gudia ji.....aap sab se khaas taur per guzarish hai thread per aayiye, aur guftagu ka hissa baniye,...zahir hai masood sahab ko khushi hogi...
Zainy
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23rd September 2011, 07:12 PM
Zainy Ji ! Aapne SawaaloN Ki Aisii Barsaat Kar Dii ... Masood Bhai Ko Zaroor Lagaa Hogaa Ki ... Ho Naa Ho Koi Sunaamii Lahar Zaroor Aai Hai Interview MeN ... Unke JawaaboN Se Lag Raha Hai LaharoN Se Kaise Niptaa Jaa Saktaa Hai ... !
Ek Baat Hai ... Zainy Ji ... Aapne Kuch Aise Sawaal Puch Daale ... Jo Main Bhi Puchhnaa Chaahataa Thaa ... Khair ... Aapka Aabhaari Hoon ... Kuch Din Se Mujhe Aaraam Ho Gaya Hai ... Aapke MaidaaN MeN Aa Jaane Se ... Mujhe Dar Thaa Kahin Mere Akele Sawaal Puchhate Jaane Se Masood Bhai Bor Naa Ho JaayeN ... !
YuuN Besabab Aansoo Aate NahiN
Lag Zaroor Koii Baat Dil Ko Rahii Hai ...
Fareb Kaa ChaDhtaa Bazaar Dekh
Insaaf Se Bastii Khaalii Ho Rahii Hai ...
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11.Aap ki nazar mai kaamiyaabi kya hai ??? kya aap kisi ek aese insaan ko jaante haiN jise aap sach mai kaamiyaab insaan kahe sake ??
aadaab
kaamyaabi ,,,,,,,, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... asm me zainy ji kaamyaabi ka matlab hotaa hai ki apnee manzil ko paa lenaa ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ji haan hazaaron log aisey hain jin ko main bahot achhey se jaantaa hun jin ko apnee manzil mil gayee hai
ye alag baat hai ki kuchh log apni manzil dunaaki kaamyaabi banaatey hainaor kuchh log is dunyaa se aagey jhaankney ki koshsih kartey hain aor hamesh us nayi zindagee ke baarey me sochtey rahety hain jahaan un ke har har alam ka hisaab ho gaa aor har kisee ko us ke saheeh aor burey amal ka badla adiyaa jaaye gaa
12.Duniya mai sab se pyaara rishta kaun sa hai ??
paidaa karne waale kaa
13.Aap ke liye aap ki Zindagi ka abhi tak ka sab se badaa achievement ??
hazar gareebee dekhtey huye jaab main sho;oor ki manzil pe qadam rakkhaa to bas ek hi khiyaal thaa ki ai kaash kisee tarah main apne maan baap ke chehrey pe muskuraahat laa sakun ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, oopar waale kaa laakh laakh shukr ,,,,,,, ki us ne apna akaram kiyaa ,,,,, aor merey maan baap ke chherye pe hansee beesiyon saal baad laot aayi
14.Koi aesa shaqs jo aap se bichhad gaya ho par ab bhi uss se milane ki aarzoo ho aap ke mann mai .. ??
jiiiiiiiiiiiiiii merey ek khaas ustaad jin ko main baar baar yaad kartaa hun ab wo na rahey
15.Aisa koi kaam jisse karne me bahut boriyat feel karte ho ?
typing ............. yaar main sochtaa hun ki aisaa compeuter aa jaataa ki ham zabaan se boltey aor wo typ ho jaataa is me bahot time kill hota hai ...............
16.Zindagi ka kaun sa aesa pal hai jo aap fir se jeena chaahenge?? .. kyon ?what is so special about it
main jab jab ghar se baahar aane ke liye nikalta ahun to meree ammi mujhey seeney se chimtaa letee hain ,,,, wo pal ... thehar jaataa to kitnaa achhaa hotaa
17.Sdc aapke liye kya mayine rakhti hai??
aisaa mahsoos hota hai ki ye meraa gaon hai jahaan aa ke main apnaaiyat mahsoos kartaa hun yahaan ka bachha baccha meraa apnaa hai yahaan kaa har jawaan meraa dost hai yahaan ka har buzurg mujhey meree ghaltiyon pe thappaD maarne ka haq rakhtaa hai ,, SWEET DHARKAN CO.
18.Koi roothe huye dost ko kaisa manaaya jaa sakta hai??
jis cheez se wo naaraaz hai wo na karne ka waada karen aor apnee ghalatee ka ehsaas kartey huye us ke har gham ko apnaa len
19.Paise … aur shohrat ..isme se aap ke zindagi mai kyaa zyada maayine rakhta hai ??
donon hikoi ahmiyat nahi rakhtey ,,,,,,,,,,, lekin is dunyaa ka nezaam chalne ke liye paisaa intehaayi zaroori hai is liye is ko aham kahun gaa ye alag baat hai ki itnaa kahun gaa ki ki is ki mohabbat dil me naa aaye to behtar hai aor ayhee kaamyaabi bhi hai ............ sach hai ki naao ( kashtee ) belaa paanee ke nahi chaltee magar wahee paanee agar kashtee me aa jaaye to kashtee doob jaatee hai bilkul isee tarah paisaa zindagee ke liye intehaayi zaroori hai magar us ki mohabbat dil me na aane paaye .............. shohrat ke matwaale shuroo me shohrat talaashtey hain us ke liye dunyaa ka har harbaa istemaal kartey hain aor baad me wahee shohrat un ke gale ka fandaa ban jaataa hai ,,,,, aap dekh len ki koi bhi heroin aaj saDak pe nahi chal saktee na maarkeet me koi saamaan khareed saktee yahaan tak ki abhi khuchh din pahley ek hero to burqa / bneqab pahen ke khowaaja ke darbaar gaya thaa hahahahhahahaa
20.Shadi ka laddu jo khaye pashtaaya,jo na khaye pachtaaya..kis hadd tak sahi hai yeh baat??..
yaar hansney ke liye to achhaa hai jabki haqeeqat ye hai ki aisaa kuchh nahi .................. jin ke mezaaj mil jaatey hain wo isee dunyaa me jannat banaa letey hain aor jin ke mezaaj nahi miltey wahaan mushkil pesh aatee hai ,,,, meraa maannaa hai ki ehteraam se kuchh lo kuchh do is tarah peyaar banaa rahe gaa
Note:If any of the above questions are repeated one, then plzz ignore...
aap kuchh bhi poochh saktee hain aap ko haq hai
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24th September 2011, 12:11 PM
bhayee logo mere khyaal se... jiskaa order pahle diyaa woh pahle aayaa..
ab jo hai khao jao yaar, isme itnaa dimaag kya lagana
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24th September 2011, 01:26 PM
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bhayee logo mere khyaal se... jiskaa order pahle diyaa woh pahle aayaa..
ab jo hai khao jao yaar, isme itnaa dimaag kya lagana
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Hahahaha....Exactly....jiska order pehle diya, wahi pehle aaya hoga.......))..
kya baat kahi vikas bhai...hatss off to u........
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24th September 2011, 01:29 PM
Thanks Naresh ji.......aur haan aaraam ki tou baat bilkul mat kijiye, main tou bas aapka saath dene aa gayi...aap akele hi sabka kaam kar rahe they..........
Thanks once again for taking sooo good care of Sdc and its members......
Zainy
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24th September 2011, 02:27 PM
Zindagi me jo bhi hota hai kya wo kismat ki wajah se hota hai ? Kya insaan kismat badal sakta hai
Aap is sawaal ki haqeeqat ko achhi tarah se jaantee hain is liye aap ne akheer me kah bhiyaa diyaa thaa ki agar kisee sawaal ka jawaab na denaa chaahen to koi baat hi nahi hai
,,,,,,,,,,,,Magar main chaahun ga ki apnee baat aap ke saamney rakkhun aor ye meraa nazriyah hogaa koi faislaa nahi ,,,,
Aap is baat ka dheyaan den ki us pahloo se baat kar saktaa hun jis se meree taaleem huyi hai
Aaj ke 1100 saal pahle ki baat hai ki is tarah ki baaten badee zor se uthi theen jis ko puraane yunaan se uthaayaa gayaa thaa aor us waqt ke boghdaad me us pe bahas huyi thee ,,,, jab is pe bahas honey lagee to aor bhi jaghon se us pe coment aane lagey ,,balki alag alag jama’at ban gayee jis ko ham FIRQAH kahtey hain ……………
Un me se ek firqah thaa JABRIYAH ( jabr / zabardastee waalaa )
In kaa kahnaa thaa ki insaan taqdeer ke saamne be bas hai jo taqdeer me likhaa hai wahee karegaa aor kartaa bhi hai
Doosraa firqa thaa QADRIYA ( qudrat /taaqat wala )
In kaa mannaa tha ki qismat wo hai jo ham apne haathon se banaatey hain aor insaan hi sab cheezon pe qudrat rakhtaa hai
Teesraa firqa thaa LAA ADRIYAH ( kuchh bhi pataa nahi walaa )
In ka kahna thaa ki insaan bas ek cheez hai is ko kuchh pataa hi nahi
PAHLE FIRQE ( jabriyah ) ka jawaab ye hai ki agar insaan full majboor hai to is zindagee ke baad us ko koi bhi achhaa / buraa badlaa kiun diyaa jaaye gaa kiun ki aap ke kahne ke mutaabiq to wo ek macheen hai aor macheen ko jo hukm diyaa jaaye gaa wo karegee us pe macheen ka hisaab lenaa bewaqoofee ke sewaa kuchh nahi
DOOSREY FIRQEY ( QADRIYAH ) ka jawaab ye hai ki agar insaan har cheez ka ikhteyaar rakhtaa hai to apnee paidaaish aor maot pe kiun qabza nahi jamaa paataa ,,, ye to bahot badee baat hai ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,aap itnaa hi karen ki muTTHi baandh len ( is soorat me aap ki fingers aap ki hathelee pe aa ke jamaa ho jaatee hain ) ab aap usee fingers ko doosree taraf ghumaa ke le jaayen aor ultee muTThi baandhen ,,, zaahir haai ki aisaa nahi ho saktaa to pataa chalaa ki insaan mokammal akhtiyaar nahi rakhtaa
TEESRAA FIRQA LAA ADRIAH ( NA JAANE WALAA )
In kameenon ko pakro aor tandoor me daal do phir phoochho kuchh jalaa .. agar kahtey hain pata nahi to aor daal do phir poochO ki kuchh jalaa agar kah detey hain ki haan jal raha ahai to nikaal lo kiun ki ab saabit ho gayaa hai ki insaan bahot kuchh jaantaa hai
Ab aaiye dosree baat ho jaaye
Taqdeer ki do qismen hain
No 1 MUBRAM ( fix )
No 2 mo’allaq ( laTki huyi )
Mubaram wo hai ki paidaa karne waale ne likh diya hai aor ab waisaa hi ho gaa ….. koi laDkaa ho gaa koi laDki ho gee kis ko kitnee saans mile gee kis ko kiyaa rozee denee hai
Mo’allaq wo hai ki oopar waal ne ye likhaa hai ki falaan ko falaan jagah ye akhtiyaar hai ki wo kaon saa raasha apnaata hai ,,, agar wo ,, daayaan raasta apnaayaa to falaan cheez mile gee aor agar baayaan raasta apnaaya to falaan cheez paaye gaa
Yahee wajah hai ki kaha jaata hai ki DO’AA se taqdeer badal jaatee hai .. ye wo taqdeer hai jo insaan ke amal pe nirbhar kartee hai
Ab ek khaas baat aor kahna achaahun gaa
Paidaa karne waalaey ( allaah /god / eishwar ) wo hain jo jin ka na koi ant hai na koi siraa ,,, wo har cheez ko jaantey hain yahaan tak ki aane waalee cheezon ko bhi utnaa hi jaantey hain jitna aki guzree cheezon ko jaantey hain …………………. Ye baat kisee se dhakee chhupee nahi ,,,,,,
Unhon ne jab taqdeer likhaa to kahaa ki falaan ko falaan jagah pe do raastey diye jaayen gey aor wo baayaan raastah apnaaye gaa to wahaan baayaan likh diyaa hai magar us kaam ka full akhtiyaar insaan ko de diyaa hai aor ISEE AKHTIYAAR ke istemaal pe hi us se sawaal jawaab hogaa
aaiye aap ko ek waaqea sunaata hun main apne ek dost janaab abdullaah saahab gulf airways ke pilot ke saath ek MAQHAA huqqa khaanah pe huqaa pee raha thaa ki un saahab ki kisee masree se taqdeer pe bahas ho gayee aor ye bahas 25 30 minut chalee main khamosh tamaasha dekhtaa rhaa ,,, jab ki merey dost ne har wo daleel de thee jis ki gunjaaish thee magar wo har baat pe yahee kahey ki yaar bandaa taqdeer nahi banaayaa hai wo to taqdeer ke hisaab se kaam kartaa hai to us ko sazaa kiun ?
ab mujhey uljhan ho chukee thee
main ne kahaa ,,,,,,,,,,,,, abu abdullaa mumkin daqeeqah wahdah ? ( kiyaa aap mujhey ek minut de saktey hain )
aor phir main ne wo gol thaalee saamney rakkhi jis me qahwa rakh ke pesh kiyaa jaataa hai aor kahaa
ye sam jho ki tumhaarey saamney thaalee ka jo siraa yaa point bantaa hai wahaan tumkharey ho aor tumhaaree rozee us last sirey pe hai jo meree taraf hai ,,,, aor ab tumhaarey paas do raastey hain ,,,,,,,,,, isee thaalee ki ubhrey huye kinaarey pe safar kartey huye apnee rozee haasil karnee hai ... bolo left se aao gey yaa right se ....
us ne jawaab diyaa jab do hi raastaa hai to us me ek hi apnaanaa ho gaa main right apnaa taa hun
main ne kahaa
tiumhaaraa jawaab ho gayaa rozee tum ko mil gayee kiun ki wo to milne ehi thi paidaa karne waale ne waadaa jo kiya athaa magar is raah ko apnaa ke tum ne achhaa yaa buraa kaam kiya hai ................ ab jaao socho ki right raasta saheeh hai yaa left walaa ....................... aor wo samajh gayaa
ap mahenat pe yakeen rakhate hai ke kimat pe? aur kyon ??
ek mahaan aadmee ke paas ek aadmee apnaa kamal le ke aayaa aor kahaa ki saahab is ooNt ko aisey hi chhor dun aor qismat pe bharosa kar lun un buddhimaan sahib ne jawaab diyaa nahi balki pahle is ko baaNdho phir bharosaa karo ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, is se pataa chalaa ki pahle dunyaa ki tamaam kaam kar len us ke baad bharosa karne
( shaayad aap un buddhimaan ko jaantee bhi hon )
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24th September 2011, 02:33 PM
aap fikr na kren log aaj kal zeyaadah bussy hain ,,, aor sach baat ye hai ki shaairee baad me kaam pahley .............. aor bhi gham hain zamaaney me mohabbat ke sewaa
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ji ji mehraa ji
magar ye bhi to sochen ki un lahron pe sawaar hachkoley khaatey huye tairaaki karnaa kitnaa mazaa detaa hai
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bhayee logo mere khyaal se... jiskaa order pahle diyaa woh pahle aayaa..
ab jo hai khao jao yaar, isme itnaa dimaag kya lagana
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yaar baat to tumhaaree 100% sahee hai lo ji masla hallllllllllllllll dunyaa bekaar me is me ulajh gayee thee
is se achha thaa ki kisee ki zulf me ulajhte to do chaar sher nikaal letey jaisey maahir aorten doosree aorton ke sar se jooN nikaaltee hain
hahahahahhahahahaahahahahah
hahahahahahhahaha
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24th September 2011, 05:21 PM
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bhayee logo mere khyaal se... jiskaa order pahle diyaa woh pahle aayaa..
ab jo hai khao jao yaar, isme itnaa dimaag kya lagana
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vikas bhai,
yahan baat khane ki nahi zamane ki ho rahi thi.....agar baat khane ki hoti to pradhyuman bhai murgi aur anda hamari plate mein kabhi nahi paroste....
waise 'kha jao' wala vichar bhi accha hai....masood sahab murgi aapki thread par ghum rahi hai aaj kar do iska kalyaan........
aapka.
Na tha main to khuda tha, kuch na hota to khuda hota?
mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM)
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vikas bhai,
yahan baat khane ki nahi zamane ki ho rahi thi.....agar baat khane ki hoti to pradhyuman bhai murgi aur anda hamari plate mein kabhi nahi paroste....
waise 'kha jao' wala vichar bhi accha hai....masood sahab murgi aapki thread par ghum rahi hai aaj kar do iska kalyaan........
aapka.
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bhayee murgi aur ande ke aane ki baat ho rahi thi.... ab iskaa jawaab de diyaa to duniaa ko bech mai le aaye
jalaa do jalaa do phoonk daalo ye duniaa
mere saamne se hata lo ye duniaa
tumhari hai tum hi sambhalo ye duniaa
ye duniaa agar mil hi jaye to kya hai ..
sahir sahab..
aur mai bhi yahi kahungaa
ye duniaa agar chhin hi jaye bhalaa hai
ye duniaa agar chhin hi jaye bhalaa hai
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24th September 2011, 08:55 PM
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bhayee murgi aur ande ke aane ki baat ho rahi thi.... ab iskaa jawaab de diyaa to duniaa ko bech mai le aaye
jalaa do jalaa do phoonk daalo ye duniaa
mere saamne se hata lo ye duniaa
tumhari hai tum hi sambhalo ye duniaa
ye duniaa agar mil hi jaye to kya hai ..
sahir sahab..
aur mai bhi yahi kahungaa
ye duniaa agar chhin hi jaye bhalaa hai
ye duniaa agar chhin hi jaye bhalaa hai
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bhai...murgi aur ande k duniya mein hi aane ki baat chal rahi thi aur aapne taish mein aakar duniya hi jala aur phoonk dali ....isse accha tandoor jalaya hota to hum gareeb kam se kam murgi hi paka lete .....tandoori
apke song k jawab mein ek song yaad aaya......
Duniya jalane wale kya tere dil mein samayi kahe ko duniya jalayi....tune kahe ko duniya jalayi.....!
Na tha main to khuda tha, kuch na hota to khuda hota?
mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM)
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vikas bhai,
yahan baat khane ki nahi zamane ki ho rahi thi.....agar baat khane ki hoti to pradhyuman bhai murgi aur anda hamari plate mein kabhi nahi paroste....
waise 'kha jao' wala vichar bhi accha hai....masood sahab murgi aapki thread par ghum rahi hai aaj kar do iska kalyaan........
aapka.
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yaar ye murgi fudaktee bahot hai haath hi nahi aa rahee hai ,,, haath aaye to kallyaan kartaa hun hahahahhahahahaha
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26th September 2011, 08:50 PM
aadab masood bhai ,,
Subse pahele to mai behad sharmidah hon aur mujhe behad afosos bhi hai ke apki interview se istefadah hasil na kar saka ..inshallah ab fursat se parhonga ....Ap apka interview sanjeedah nahi balke mazah ki janib morr chuka hai to eak sawal thread me howi bahes parh ke howa hai ...baaqi ke sawal office se ghar jaane pe inshallah aaj raat post karonga .. sawal ye hai ..
Bhai ande me se Chooza nikal ta hai ... Ab wo murgi hai ke murga ye kaise pata chale ? Niche se uper tak sub eak jaisa hi hota hai ...kya ap bata sakte hain ke chooze ko kaise pahechane ke wo narr hai ke maada matlab murga hai ke murgi ...Masood bhai Baaqi sawal inshallah aaj raat karonga ..Allah apko khush rakhe ..
Apka bhai
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aadab masood bhai ,,
Subse pahele to mai behad sharmidah hon aur mujhe behad afosos bhi hai ke apki interview se istefadah hasil na kar saka ..inshallah ab fursat se parhonga ....Ap apka interview sanjeedah nahi balke mazah ki janib morr chuka hai to eak sawal thread me howi bahes parh ke howa hai ...baaqi ke sawal office se ghar jaane pe inshallah aaj raat post karonga .. sawal ye hai ..
aadaab
janaab main aap ki baare me jaantaa hun ki aap bahot zeyaadah bussy ho gaye hain aor jab se aap ki com ne aap ko kuwait send karne ka faisla liya hai tab se aap aor bhi zeyaadah bussy ho gaye hain ,,, to janaab koi baat nahi hai mujhe aap se koi shaikwah nahi aap khush rahen yahee merey liye sab se aham baat hai
Bhai ande me se Chooza nikal ta hai ... Ab wo murgi hai ke murga ye kaise pata chale ? Niche se uper tak sub eak jaisa hi hota hai ...kya ap bata sakte hain ke chooze ko kaise pahechane ke wo narr hai ke maada matlab murga hai ke murgi ...Masood bhai Baaqi sawal inshallah aaj raat karonga ..Allah apko khush rakhe ..
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh itnee see baat me aap phans gaye ,,,, aap ne jis tarah se sawaal ka background banaaya athaa main samjha aki shaayad aap bahot mushkil sawaal karne jaa rahey hain ,,,,, yaar ye to intehaayi aasaan kaam hai ... aap andaa ko dekh lo wo mail hogaa to choozah murgaa nikla aho gaa aor agar andaa female hai to yaqeen maano murghi hi ho gee ha ha ha ha ha h ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
Apka bhai
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apnaa khiyaal rakhiye gaa inshallaah aap se mulaaqaat hogee jald hi
ahlan w sahlan bik bil kuwiat yaa habeebee
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27th September 2011, 06:26 AM
Masood Bhai ... Jab Kii Waqt Kisi Kaa Intezaar Nahi Kartaa ... Phir Bhii Kabhi Kabhi Hume Aise KyoN Lagtaa Hai ... Zindagii Jaise Ek Jagah Aake Ruk Sii Gayii Hai ... ShaTaabdiyoN Ke Thahare JaL (Paanii) Kii Maanind ... ?
YuuN Besabab Aansoo Aate NahiN
Lag Zaroor Koii Baat Dil Ko Rahii Hai ...
Fareb Kaa ChaDhtaa Bazaar Dekh
Insaaf Se Bastii Khaalii Ho Rahii Hai ...
---Naresh Mehra----
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apnaa khiyaal rakhiye gaa inshallaah aap se mulaaqaat hogee jald hi
ahlan w sahlan bik bil kuwiat yaa habeebee
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Ji bhai Shayad ande ke mutaliq male female batana jurm nahi hai ,, han Insaan ka male female jaana jurm hai hindustan me .. Ab mai docter ko talash karonga ..Shukriyah bhai apne maze ka answer diya hai .. ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. .mere hisab se is sawal ka isse acha jawab koi nahi tha ..
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Bhai ande me se Chooza nikal ta hai ... Ab wo murgi hai ke murga ye kaise pata chale ? Niche se uper tak sub eak jaisa hi hota hai ...kya ap bata sakte hain ke chooze ko kaise pahechane ke wo narr hai ke maada matlab murga hai ke murgi ...Masood bhai Baaqi sawal inshallah aaj raat karonga ..Allah apko khush rakhe ..
Apka bhai
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haha kya sawaal hai ..... waah waaah
lekin soch raah hun, murgi ko ye jaan kar ki woh nar hai ki maadaa, uski shadi karni hoti hai
khair
masood bhayeee .... sawaal pe pahlaa haq aapka
par qadeer bhayee kyaa swaal hai waah
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Bhai ande me se Chooza nikal ta hai ... Ab wo murgi hai ke murga ye kaise pata chale ? Niche se uper tak sub eak jaisa hi hota hai ...kya ap bata sakte hain ke chooze ko kaise pahechane ke wo narr hai ke maada matlab murga hai ke murgi ...Masood bhai Baaqi sawal inshallah aaj raat karonga ..Allah apko khush rakhe ..
Apka bhai
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haha kya sawaal hai ..... waah waaah
lekin soch raah hun, murgi ko ye jaan kar ki woh nar hai ki maadaa, uski shadi karni hoti hai
khair
masood bhayeee .... sawaal pe pahlaa haq aapka
par qadeer bhayee kyaa swaal hai waah[/QUOTE]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha Vikas bhai Jaanwaron me shadi ke riwaj nahi hota ..iska matlab ye nahi ke wo khuch nahi karte .. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha
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Masood Bhai ... Jab Kii Waqt Kisi Kaa Intezaar Nahi Kartaa ... Phir Bhii Kabhi Kabhi Hume Aise KyoN Lagtaa Hai ... Zindagii Jaise Ek Jagah Aake Ruk Sii Gayii Hai ... ShaTaabdiyoN Ke Thahare JaL (Paanii) Kii Maanind ... ?
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aadaab mehraa ji
kiya ahi zabardast sawaal hai waah waah
janaab
aap ne jo kahaa hai waisaa hi hota hai ki zindagee me kayi moD aisey aatey hain ki insaan ko lagtaa hai ki WAQT thehar saa gayaa hai ,,,,, jab ki wo thehartaa nahi hai .................. asl me insaan jazbaat ki bhatthi hai kabhi kabhi wo itnaa zeyaadah kho jaataa hai ki us ko pataa bhi nahi chaltaa ki wo kahaaN hai kiyaa kar raha hai kiyaa ho rahaa hai goyaa ki wo apne aap ko pooree dunyaa se kaat ke alag kar letaa hai yaani ki EHSAAS THAP pad jaatey hain aor yaheen se wo khiyaal janm letaa hai ki WAQT thehar saa gaya hai jabki aisaa hotaa nahi hai,,,,, waqt na thehraa thaa na thehraa hai na thehrey gaa ,,, ye alag baat hai ki ham us ki chaal ko mahsoos nahi kar paatey
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Bhai ande me se Chooza nikal ta hai ... Ab wo murgi hai ke murga ye kaise pata chale ? Niche se uper tak sub eak jaisa hi hota hai ...kya ap bata sakte hain ke chooze ko kaise pahechane ke wo narr hai ke maada matlab murga hai ke murgi ...Masood bhai Baaqi sawal inshallah aaj raat karonga ..Allah apko khush rakhe ..
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haha kya sawaal hai ..... waah waaah
lekin soch raah hun, murgi ko ye jaan kar ki woh nar hai ki maadaa, uski shadi karni hoti hai
khair
masood bhayeee .... sawaal pe pahlaa haq aapka
par qadeer bhayee kyaa swaal hai waah[/QUOTE]
YAARAA baaton me sawaal par kisee ka haq nahi hotaa jo aagey barh ke jawaab de dey usee ka haq hota hai ha ha ha ha aha h
aap ka jawaab achhaa lagaa aor khoob hansaa bahot hansaa yaar
khush raho
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1st October 2011, 10:08 AM
masood bhaa'ii:
namaste!
waqt jaane kaise beet gayaa maalUm hi naa huaa ..bahot hi Khoob rahaa yeh silsilaah.. maiN aapka tah-e-dil se ShuKriyaah adaa kartaa huuN kee aapne apnaa qeemtee waQt diyaa hum sabhee ko... aapke baare mein bahot kuChh jaanne ko milaa.. KhuShii hu'ii... duaa hay saath yuuNhi banaa raheN...
duaaoN ke saath ijaazat
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~Dhaval
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