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Question Confusingly Funny - 3rd September 2004, 08:26 PM

Many many years ago
when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow
who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!!


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3rd September 2004, 08:36 PM

vinny zamela kyoo leliya ? bahoot aache keep it up upni ulzen mai.......life goes on.......
   
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4th September 2004, 11:24 AM

hi vinaydugar,

ab ek kam karo,

tum apne grandpa aur grandma ki shadi karva do... means tum apni aur apni biwi se phir se shadi kar lo.... uske bad tumhe phir bachhe hoge, unki bhi ander ander shadi karvana. thoda aur ulzoge... aur tumhe maza bhi aayega....

think about it...

bye....


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4th September 2004, 07:17 PM

Duai dete hai tumhe yah website banane walo,
Warna hum kise apni shayari sunane jaty
na hai dar kisi ki hansi ka hai, aor nahi kisi ke comments ka hai,
Jo bhi dil mai ajjatta hai, hum to likhy jaty hai.


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4th September 2004, 08:15 PM

Man..

coool hai re !!
   
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Re: Confusingly Funny - 11th September 2004, 02:21 PM

abe saale bahoot kameena khaandaan hai tera,,,


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