>>Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering
>>When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one! thing: either the car is new or the
wife.
>>I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
>>A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
>>When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are
you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
pari