some fun

irfantak · **some fun -** 24th July 2008, 04:05 PM

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-wating !!!

irfantak · 24th July 2008, 04:06 PM

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai

irfantak · 24th July 2008, 04:07 PM

Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

irfantak · 24th July 2008, 04:09 PM

Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A. In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'

irfantak · 24th July 2008, 04:11 PM

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

irfantak · 24th July 2008, 04:13 PM

Jo Mujhe MASSAGE Na Kare..

ALALH Kare US Ka...

CPU Ka Fan Jal Jaaye...

Us K Monitor Se Dhuaan Nikle..

Us Ke Keyboard K Button Toot Jaayen..

Us Ka Mouse Chalna Band Kar De..

Us Ke Speaker Phat Jaayen..

Us Ke Printer Ka Cartridge Urh Jaaye..

Us Ka Electricity Bill Extra Aaye...

Us Ka Net Baar Baar Disconnect Ho Jaaye..

Us Ki Power Supply Ka Fan Bhi Ruk Jaaye.

Aur Aur Aur ... ... Bas ITna Cafeee Hai..

Itne mein to tum zaroor ek Massage kar doge..

irfantak · 24th July 2008, 04:18 PM

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..
Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
Gharwali bhagwan ka roop Le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
I pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..

******

5 saal baad........

Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to munna ko
School ****te hue jana...
Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh Lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal Lena..
Na Jane gharwali kaisa roop Le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay jehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..
Kya kabhi who din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare Ho jaayenge.... ...!

irfantak · 24th July 2008, 04:23 PM

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane

irfantak · 24th July 2008, 04:27 PM

Moor ker na dekh mujhe, yoon hanstay hanstay,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, keh dengay tumhe bhabhi Namaste.

irfantak · 24th July 2008, 04:36 PM

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days
because somebody had told him that it is wrong to
sleep with married women..

irfantak · 24th July 2008, 04:37 PM

KHALISTAN JOKES

Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa.

Khalistan National Bird: Tandoori Chicken.

International Airline: Kitthe Pacific.

National Airline: Itthe Pacific.

National Anthem: Sten-a gun-a man-a

National Taxi Service: Kar Seva.

National song: Bande marte hum.

Female terrorist: Hard Kaur.

National dish: AKALI-DAAL.

Sikh scuba diver: JULL-UNDER SINGH.

Better adapted sikh diver: JULLUNDER SINGH GILL.

irfantak · 24th July 2008, 04:39 PM

COLOR TV

Sardarji is buying a TV."Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure." "Give me a green one, please."

irfantak · 24th July 2008, 04:41 PM

What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling
mistakes !!

irfantak · 24th July 2008, 04:43 PM

A gift to Shahrukh Khan on his 41st Birthday by a shayari with his 41 movie names
i do every movie names by using symbols " " so read it.......
"Guddu" gaya "Pardes"
"Chalte Chalte" phir laut aaya "Swades"
mila purane "Saathiya" se "Karan Arjun"
phir kuch mastiya "Chak De India (2007) "
"Maya" boli "Oh Darling Yeh Hai India"
to kya huwa "Zamaana Deewana" aur "Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman"
"English Babu Desi Mem" to kya huwa "Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani"
"Yes Boss" bole to "Main Hoon Na" ek din phir huwa "Chamatkar"
dekha paaro ko to "Kuch Kuch Hota Hai"
"Chaahat" huwi "Dil Se" hogaya aakhir "Deewana"
Par kehne se "Darr" ta tha
dost bole "Josh" se kam le bhai
"Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega" aur "Mohabbatein" hai to
"Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge" keh do jaa kar
"Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam" kahegi "Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa"
hogi "Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham" par try more
phir chala chakar family problems ka "One 2 Ka 4"
"Silsiilay" kuch huae aise ke... huwae dono "Alag" like
"Veer-Zaara" phir kya "Yeh Lamhe Judaai Ke" aur ban gaya
"Devdas" aur bana "Dushman Duniya Ka"
behoshi mein yaad aaye Bagawan to naam liya "Hey Ram"
ab soch tha apna "Anjaam"
aur phir aakhari time mein gaya phir paaro ke paas
aur bola "Ram Jaane" "Kal Ho Naa Ho" par tum
"Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna" shayari by "Asoka"
oops! sorry i mean Ashok !

irfantak · 24th July 2008, 04:44 PM

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted.
Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

irfantak · 24th July 2008, 04:46 PM

Santa to Banta: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya,
mainu 1000 Rs chahide si.
Banta: Dost hi dost de kam aunda hai,
le 10 Rs, riksha kar te purse le aa.

irfantak · 6th September 2008, 08:59 AM

Tum
Han Tum
TB ke Viru
Cow Ke Gobar
Kachray Ke Drum
Avara Kuttay
Nali Ke Keeray
Maleria Ke Macchar
Se Door Rehna

Warna Bemar Ho Jao Ge

irfantak · 7th October 2008, 05:03 PM

Nayi nayi shadi thi, Naya tha zamana. Dulha bechain tha, sunne ko gana. Dulhan ne shuru kiya... BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA

sunita thakur · 7th October 2008, 06:41 PM

ahahahahaha

bahut hansi aaye yeh sab padkar....

irfantak · 8th October 2008, 05:28 PM

ji sukriya sunita ji
Apke sms ke Intazaar me humne peena
suru kiya ......
Itani pee... Itani Pee........
Itani Pee....... Itani pee.........
Ki bus Pee te hi rah gaye
"Kya kare Bada Pepsi Jo Hai,
Khatam Hi Nahi Hota,"
Hum Sozte Agar App Hote To Yeh Khatam
Ho Jati............