Will You Marry Me

**Will You Marry Me -** 16th August 2003, 08:21 PM

Matrimonials By the Professionals ...................

DOCTOR :
Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange
bacteria, making me desirous of marriage.
I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills
and pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all sins..
... be it Anacin, metasin or crosin.
I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects. Apply or reply.
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LAWYER
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible
candidate for the post of husband after marriage.
The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl
should be strictly a girl.
The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and
jurisdiction of My Lord i.e.)Myself.
Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained.
Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.
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BEGGAR
Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de,
Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega, Hillery hogi
to Monika bhi dega
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BOATMAN
Must be able to dig, clean cook worms and
clean fish. Must have own boat with motor.
Please send the photograph of motorboat.
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BANKER
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and
credits me with her service.
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SHAYER
Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jagi hai,
Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,
To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.
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BEVDA
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory.
I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home.
Friend come home only seven times a week.Girl preffered will carry
me from bar to ghar-bar.
Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.
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CAR MECHANIC :
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working
condition. Should be above average and must run the household at a
good average. Dent wont be tolerated
especially in the head gear.

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PESSIMIST
Why do marriage and mirage rhyme? Because both of them are misleading.
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Hey do you like it????

Alisha · 16th August 2003, 08:28 PM

LOL
Mohit, u r such a joker!!!

This is soooooo funny!!!
U r really good at this i must say.
Akir dost kiske ho!

Keep up the good work!
Take care.
Love u
bye

allahabadrptds · 16th August 2003, 08:44 PM

hey

thats really coooool
specially that pessimist one

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aviral

*Karishma* · 22nd August 2003, 09:00 PM

lolz kool!! funny

teri_khoj_mein · 23rd August 2003, 07:29 PM

this was all abt professionals ..wat abt urs

**hi -** 24th August 2003, 11:38 AM

Hi Alisha
thanks a lot.......
vaise to pehle kar he chukka hu lakin
once again yaar......

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Thanks Aviral ji.....

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Hi Krishma
thanks for replying to this post....
is this enough??
mere khyaal se to theek hai
coz., i don't know more about you...
anyway have a nice day
and take care of yourself

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Hi Teri Khoj mein ji
vaise kis ki khoj mein hain aap....???
meri ya kissi aur ki ???
ya this was all about professional...
about me....ab kya btaayu
vaise mujhe abhi shaadi-vaadi nahi karni hai
is liye i think ki abhi mujhe is baare mein likhne
ki koi zroorat nahi hai...
but itna keh sakta hu ki
I beleive in love marriage....
what else....
bye and take care....

hey sorry all for late reply actually
i Sunday ko he time milta hai ab mujhe
coz., study mein bohat busy rehta hu....

teri_khoj_mein · 24th August 2003, 03:20 PM

well..abhi to filhaal hum kisi ki khoj mein nahi hai...& aapki khoj mein to bilkul nahi ,thts 4 sure. & its stupid 2 believe in something like luv marriage

**hi -** 25th August 2003, 03:50 PM

Hey teri khoz mein ji
pehle to yeh btaayiye ki aapka naam kya hai...
and why this is stupid to believe in luv marriage????
yaar mujhe to love marriage mein vishwaas hai
aisi ladki se shaadi karo jo tumhe achhi lagti ho
jo tumeh samajhti ho....
araange marriage bhi theek hai
lakin sab ka apna apna mazza hota hai
anyway tum btaayo ki LM mein kya khraabi hai....

khushiii · 26th August 2003, 03:59 PM

Hi Mohit
I m new to this site so i just read this it's very nice n funnny
plz likhte rahiyega n let others laugh
khushiii

teri_khoj_mein · 26th August 2003, 08:00 PM

Naam me kya rakha hai kaam par jao Biwi shareef chahiye To arrenge ke liye razi ho jao ... lol ye maine nahi likha hai. naa hi main aisa kuch believe karti hu . may b u r rite...aisi ladki se shaadi karo jo tumhe achhi lagti ho
jo tumeh samajhti ho....but marriage requires something more than this .

Honey Arab · **Nice & Funny -** 26th August 2003, 09:22 PM

Waise Mr. Mohit its wonderful to know about all these professionals lekin friend, Business man ko tau tum bhool hi gaye??? Aur koi computer ka business karta ho use bhi yaad karo. Kuch badi achchi lines unke liye bhi likho. Padhne mein mazaa aayega. Waise aap ne bohot achcha likha hai padhkar mazaa aa gaya.

Good sense of Humour.Good Luck & Best wishes.

-Honey

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Rimjhim · **hi -** 26th August 2003, 11:18 PM

Waise mohit tum theke kahte ho i agree with you. Insaan ko love marriage hi karni chahiye, kyon???

Ab tum jaisa obvious hai love marriage mai vishvaas rakhega naa???

Bahaut time baad kuch likh rahi hoo. Tum jaante ho tumhaari sabse acachi bata kya hai??? yehi ki tum hamesha sabko hansate rahte ho. Lekin tumne mujeh bahaut rulaya hai jaante ho kyon??? Dosti ki aur kabhi koi pm naa hi koi reply kiya??? Abhi tak naraaz ho???

Luv
Rimjhim

29th August 2003, 03:47 PM

Hi Khushi ji
yaar main to kaffee try karta hu likhne ki
lakin kabhi kabhi time he nahi milta..
but jab bhi time milta hai tabhi sabko bore karna shuru kar deta hu.....lol
anyway thanks....

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hi teri_khoj_mein ji
yaar apna naam to bata do
naam na btaane ki kasam to nahi kha rakhi aapne kahin?
challo anyway
nahi ek baat btaayo tum kaisi keh sakti ho ko
ki arrange marriage mein bibi sareef he milegi ???

love marriage mein aisa to hota hai ki humaare saath he hai
arrange marriage main to yeh bhi nahi pata chalta ki
kis kis se love marriage karne ke programme banne honge uske...

29th August 2003, 03:52 PM

Hi Honey
yaar try karenge computer businessman ke baare main
likhne ke liye.....
thank you for replying to this thread

**hi -** 29th August 2003, 03:58 PM

yaar Rimjhim
tum rehne do
tumhe 3-4 pm to bhej chukka hu
agar tum unka reply he na do
to mujhe kissi kute ne to kaata nahi ki baar baar messages
bhejta rahunga

anyway
tum yeh btaayo ki tumeh pehle messages mille ke nahi
aisa to ho nahi sakta ki na mile ho
fir tumne reply kyon nahi kiya?

teri_khoj_mein · 30th August 2003, 09:36 AM

ji nahi ...maine naam na batane ki koi kasam nahi li hai . bata denge . & i told u ki wo line meri likhi hui nahi hai . so i dont even hold ne such belief. U r rite...who knows 'kis se love marriage karne ke programme banne honge uske...' lol

mayavi dost · 09:09 PM

galat ko sahi .. sahi ko galat kahna aadat hoti hai
kuch logo ki taang adane ki aadat hoti hai

aap to hume unme se samajh baithe
aur kahan unki aadat jaisi humari aadat hoti hai

aadat ki baat aayi to ye bhi samajh li jiye
aapke jaisi bahut kam logo ki aadat hoti hai

kabhi humari baton par bhi yakin kiya kariye
sahi baton par yakin karna humari aadat hoti hai

hum hai ki samjha samjha kar haar jate hain
aur hume har baar hara dena aapki aadat hoti hai

**hi -** 31st August 2003, 06:43 PM

Hi TKM ji
theek hai jab btaana ho naam bata dena
agar nahi bhi btaana ho to bhi koi problem nahi hai
ok
take care

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hi mayavi dost
yeh kya likha hai bhai sahab aapne
ab saath mein yeh bhi bata dena tha
ki isse padh kar main hassu ya royu
mujhe to samajh mein nahi aa raha hai ki yeh kya
likha hai aapne
sjhayer hai ya ghajal hai
ya mujhe kuch kehna chahte hai is language mein???

mayavi dost · 1st September 2003, 08:39 PM

dont worry mohit dear jo bhi likha tha tumhare liye kuch nahi likha tha !!! kuch apne liye likha tha aur kuch kisi aur ke liye tha isliye tum apne dimag par jor na dalo haan tumse puche bina likh diya tumhari post par i hope u dont mind

mastram · **Re: hi -** 2nd September 2003, 02:38 PM

hi mohit

write some sexy poetry plzzzz

mastram

nicesoni_ash · **nice -** 8th January 2004, 07:25 PM

Very very nice dear.....

10th January 2004, 06:43 PM

Hi nicesoni_ash
thanks a lot
vaise aapko itni purani post kaise mil gayi
aur i think koi nayi post to aapne padhi hii nahi
read them that are also cool

pappu · 10th January 2004, 11:02 PM

mohit yar tu apni book print karle yar. u have very good talent yar. keep it up and i agree GO FOR LOVE MARRAIGE YAR. HUM TAU LATAK GAYE HAI ARRANGE MARRAIGE MAI. KEEP IT UP.
PAPPU.

12th January 2004, 07:45 AM

yaar book print to kar le
magar usko padhega kon?
mujhe hii padhni padegi saari ki saari
aur kissi ne agar galti se purchase kar li
to padh kar mujhe hii galiya dega...
haha ha

akant · **hey -** 13th January 2004, 05:08 PM

Hello Mohit,

wah waah..bahut maja aaya padh ke...thanks for posting here.

Akant...

15th January 2004, 04:31 PM

hi thanks akant
yaar aapko e-mails mil rahi hain meri?
aapka reply nahi aaya
will you please tell me your id again?

akant · **hello -** 15th January 2004, 05:06 PM

Mohit dear,

welcome...jab email aapke computer se niakalega to nischit hi akant ke yahoo account mein pahunch jayega. well mera email address hai...

akant2000@yahoo.com

with best wishes,

Akant...

17th January 2004, 12:39 PM

hey akant where r u from?

chintal_007 · 19th January 2004, 06:52 AM

kaho naa......pyaar hai..........
ab to maruti meri car hai...........

19th January 2004, 12:10 PM

Kaha na ki nahi pyaar hai
kyonki Mohit to Lancer par rehta swaar hai

paari · **.... KIS KIS SE SHADI KAREGA MOHIT -** 23rd January 2004, 12:09 AM

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jigar_1988 · 23rd January 2004, 06:43 PM

tusi great ho,
aaj ka din achaa gayaa,
shukriya.

23rd January 2004, 10:53 PM

Hi Jiger ji
aaj ka din achha kaise gaya