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paan khaa kar - 10th December 2010, 05:42 PM




chalaa ik din jo ghar se paan khaa kar
to thooka rel ki khirkee se aakar

magar joshe hawaa se chand cheente
pare rukhsaar pe ik naazneen ke

rukhsaar ..... gaal

huyee aape se wo faoran hi baahar
lagee kahne abe o khushk bandar

zabaan ko rakh tu munh ke daaerey me
hamesha hi rahe gaa fdaaedey me

bahaane paan ke mat cher aise
yahee achha hai mujh se door rahle

teree soorat to hai shorafaa ke jaisee
tabiyat hai magar makkaar wahshee

shorafaa .... shareefon ,,,,, wahshi ... darindah


kahaa main ne kahaani kuchh bhi bun len
magar mohtarmaa meree baat sun len

khudaa ke waaste kuchh khaof khaayen
zaraa see baat itnee na barhaayen

nahi achha hai itna pechh khaanaa
mujhe bas ek maoqa dedo jaanaa

zabaan ko apnee khud se kaat lun gaa
jahaan thooka hai us ko chaat lungaa

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chalaa ik din jo ghar se paan khaa kar
to thooka rel ki khirkee se aakar

magar joshe hawaa se chand cheente
pare rukhsaar pe ik naazneen ke

rukhsaar ..... gaal

huyee aape se wo faoran hi baahar
lagee kahne abe o khushk bandar

zabaan ko rakh tu munh ke daaerey me
hamesha hi rahe gaa fdaaedey me

bahaane paan ke mat cher aise
yahee achha hai mujh se door rahle

teree soorat to hai shorafaa ke jaisee
tabiyat hai magar makkaar wahshee

shorafaa .... shareefon ,,,,, wahshi ... darindah


kahaa main ne kahaani kuchh bhi bun len
magar mohtarmaa meree baat sun len

khudaa ke waaste kuchh khaof khaayen
zaraa see baat itnee na barhaayen

nahi achha hai itna pechh khaanaa
mujhe bas ek maoqa dedo jaanaa

zabaan ko apnee khud se kaat lun gaa
jahaan thooka hai us ko chaat lungaa
Hassaas Ji ... heheehehehehehehe .. ... ji maaf kijiyegaa hasi pahele aa gayi .. ab bataa dijiye ... kaise hai aap ???

heheheheheh ... Hassaas Ji ... aap bahot paan khaate hai naa .. sachchi mai .. to kahi aap ne apni sachchi kahaani to nahi likh di naa yahaan ????

bataaiye bataaiye .. hum kisi ko nahi bataayenge .. ki aap paan khaake aesi harqatein karte hai .....

achchha likha hai ... achchha hai achchaai hai .. yunhi .. apni sachchi sachchi aesi kahaaniyon ko shabdo mai yahaan bayaan karte rahiye .. taaki hume pataa chaltaa rahe ki aap kaisi kaisi harqatein karte rahete hai ..... heheheheheheheh

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko har khushi de,

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11th December 2010, 11:45 AM

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chalaa ik din jo ghar se paan khaa kar
to thooka rel ki khirkee se aakar

magar joshe hawaa se chand cheente
pare rukhsaar pe ik naazneen ke

rukhsaar ..... gaal

huyee aape se wo faoran hi baahar
lagee kahne abe o khushk bandar

zabaan ko rakh tu munh ke daaerey me
hamesha hi rahe gaa fdaaedey me

bahaane paan ke mat cher aise
yahee achha hai mujh se door rahle

teree soorat to hai shorafaa ke jaisee
tabiyat hai magar makkaar wahshee

shorafaa .... shareefon ,,,,, wahshi ... darindah


kahaa main ne kahaani kuchh bhi bun len
magar mohtarmaa meree baat sun len

khudaa ke waaste kuchh khaof khaayen
zaraa see baat itnee na barhaayen

nahi achha hai itna pechh khaanaa
mujhe bas ek maoqa dedo jaanaa

zabaan ko apnee khud se kaat lun gaa
jahaan thooka hai us ko chaat lungaa


Janab Masood Hassaas Saheb..!

Aik Aam Se Waqeay Ko Itnay Khubsurat Andaz Me Qirtaas-e-Qalam Krna Beshak Aap He Ka Khaasa Hai..

Beshak Is Me Aap Ne Is Me Hum Pr Boht Kuch Aashkaar Kr Dia Hai…..

ALLAH AAP KO MAZID NAWAZAY




Ay Chaara-Saaz Dil Pe M're Daal Ik Nazar
Mujhko Bas Aik Jism Ka Aazaar Hee Nahi

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11th December 2010, 03:45 PM

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Hassaas Ji ... heheehehehehehehe .. ... ji maaf kijiyegaa hasi pahele aa gayi .. ab bataa dijiye ... kaise hai aap ???

heheheheheh ... Hassaas Ji ... aap bahot paan khaate hai naa .. sachchi mai .. to kahi aap ne apni sachchi kahaani to nahi likh di naa yahaan ????

bataaiye bataaiye .. hum kisi ko nahi bataayenge .. ki aap paan khaake aesi harqatein karte hai .....

achchha likha hai ... achchha hai achchaai hai .. yunhi .. apni sachchi sachchi aesi kahaaniyon ko shabdo mai yahaan bayaan karte rahiye .. taaki hume pataa chaltaa rahe ki aap kaisi kaisi harqatein karte rahete hai ..... heheheheheheheh

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko har khushi de,

Aapki Dost: Gudia

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ji oopar waale ka karam hai main theek hun aor ab aap kaisee hain
kiyaa baat hai badee hansee aa rahee hai hamaaree jaanjaa rahee hai aap hainki khilkhilaa rahee hain theek theek hai hans len agar kabhiaisaa maoqaa aayaa to ham bhi dil khol ke hansen ge
aor sunaayen rail ka safar kaisaa thaa ? hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

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Janab Masood Hassaas Saheb..!

Aik Aam Se Waqeay Ko Itnay Khubsurat Andaz Me Qirtaas-e-Qalam Krna Beshak Aap He Ka Khaasa Hai..

Beshak Is Me Aap Ne Is Me Hum Pr Boht Kuch Aashkaar Kr Dia Hai…..

ALLAH AAP KO MAZID NAWAZAY

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shakeel bhai
allah aap ko khush rakhe aap waaqaee zarre ko aaftaab banaane pe kamar basta hain khuda khair kare hahaha
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zabaan ko apnee khud se kaat lun gaa
jahaan thooka hai us ko chaat lungaa


Hahahaaaahhaah main bhi intezaar me the ke suspense to khoole aur masha-allah kya suspense khola hai aapne ab tak hasi nahi ruk rahi. Adil Lucknawi saheb ki Nazm Cycle yaad aa gayee hahahahaha.

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hahahahahahaha
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Hahahaaaahhaah main bhi intezaar me the ke suspense to khoole aur masha-allah kya suspense khola hai aapne ab tak hasi nahi ruk rahi. Adil Lucknawi saheb ki Nazm Cycle yaad aa gayee hahahahaha.

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Ji .. Namaste .....Hassaas Ji .. & Ghayel Shayar Ji ... chaliye achchha hai .. hasanaa to achchha hota hai ... yunhi haste rahiye hammesha .. aur khush rahiye ...

Waise aap ke sawaal ka jawaab udhaar raha hum par Hassaas Ji ... aur Ghayel Shayaar Ji .. aap ko reply bhi udhaar raha .... par Aaj nahi fir kabhi ...

Thodi tabiyat kharaab hai ..... & Mood bhi kharaab hai ... isliye fir kabhi haazir ho jaaungi ...

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko hammesha khush rakhe,

Aapki Dost: Gudia

Khuda Hafiz, Jay Ambe


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Puri Hoke Bhi Jo Puri Na Ho Hoon Zindagi Ki Wo Ankahi Kahaani......
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Ek Aaina Jiski Tasveer Dhundhla Gai,
Ek Dil Jiski Dhadkan Ruksi Gai,
Ek Zindagi Jiski Manzil Ka Koi Pata Hi Nahi,
Ek Daaman Jahaan Se Khushi
yaan Galti Se Bhi Guzarti Nahi.



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Ji .. Namaste .....Hassaas Ji .. & Ghayel Shayar Ji ... chaliye achchha hai .. hasanaa to achchha hota hai ... yunhi haste rahiye hammesha .. aur khush rahiye ...

Waise aap ke sawaal ka jawaab udhaar raha hum par Hassaas Ji ... aur Ghayel Shayaar Ji .. aap ko reply bhi udhaar raha .... par Aaj nahi fir kabhi ...

Thodi tabiyat kharaab hai ..... & Mood bhi kharaab hai ... isliye fir kabhi haazir ho jaaungi ...

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko hammesha khush rakhe,

Aapki Dost: Gudia

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khodaa haamee gudiaa ko sehat de aafiyat de aor hamaaree doaayen hamesh aap ke saath hain ham aap ki shefaaye aajelah w kaamelah ki doa karte rahen ge
ye sunkar dil udaas ho gayaa ki aapki tabiyat theek nahi hai hamaaraa rom rom aap ke liye doa kar rahaa hai hamaaree dilee khowaahish hai bhagwaan aap ko hasshaas bashshaash kar de
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Ji .. Namaste .....Hassaas Ji .. & Ghayel Shayar Ji ... chaliye achchha hai .. hasanaa to achchha hota hai ... yunhi haste rahiye hammesha .. aur khush rahiye ...

Waise aap ke sawaal ka jawaab udhaar raha hum par Hassaas Ji ... aur Ghayel Shayaar Ji .. aap ko reply bhi udhaar raha .... par Aaj nahi fir kabhi ...

Thodi tabiyat kharaab hai ..... & Mood bhi kharaab hai ... isliye fir kabhi haazir ho jaaungi ...

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko hammesha khush rakhe,

Aapki Dost: Gudia

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