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Humor - 11th January 2015, 08:36 PM

Ek foreigner India aaya aur bhikhari ban gaya
Ek din wo doosre bhikhari ko batane laga: yaar! aajkal har cheez me hi nahi har dhandhe me bhi milawat hai, main bheekh maang raha tha to ek aadmi mujhse bhi bheekh maangne laga wo bhi badi akad ke saath!

Doosra bhikhari: are aisa kaise ho sakta hai ? phir kya hua?

Foreigner bhikhari: are maine usse kaha, chal hat bhikhari kahin ka, to usne meri pitaai kar di!!

Doosra bhikhari hanste hue: abe!! ab samjha main, wo hinjda tha hinjda!!



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Aadmi Bhikhari se: tum achhe khaase ho, koi sahi dhandha kyun nahi shuru karte?

Bhikhari: Saab! bheekh de sakte ho to do aisi nasihat na do!


Aadmi: kyun is nasihat me kya buraai hai?


Bhikhari: Saab! maine bahut soch vichaar kar hi ye achha khaasa dhandha shuru kiya hai!



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