definitions

adarshgirl · **definitions -** 2nd April 2006, 12:10 PM

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe,you know more than you actually do.

Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test..

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feelingyou have never felt before.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage ..

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody beleives he got the biggest piece

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present...

Opportunists: One who starts having a bath when he/she accidently falls in a river ...

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet"

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

adarshgirl · 2nd April 2006, 04:51 PM

isn't it cool?? i received it at my mail

shayar_abhishek · 3rd April 2006, 10:25 AM

kool hai ji
hahahahaha

adarshgirl · 3rd April 2006, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shayar_abhishek
kool hai ji
hahahahaha

haaji, thanku ji for replying ji

passionatelover · **Re: definitions -** 3rd April 2006, 11:24 PM

hmmmmmmmmm
yeh sab ko to define kar diya aab
boyles law or charels law ko bhi define karo........hahah
just kidding....

aacha hai

bye and take care
passionate.........

rajeshnitu · **rep -** 3rd April 2006, 11:33 PM

tahts a nice thing
bye

adarshgirl · **Re: Re: definitions -** 3rd April 2006, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by passionatelover
hmmmmmmmmm
yeh sab ko to define kar diya aab
boyles law or charels law ko bhi define karo........hahah
just kidding....

aacha hai

bye and take care
passionate.........

haaji, bilkul.

boyles law- the pressure of a fixed mass of gas is directly propotional to the volume of the gas at definite temperature.

charles law- the volume of a fixed mass of gas decreases by 1/273 by every 1 degree rise of temperature at constant pressure.

just kidding................

adarshgirl · **Re: rep -** 3rd April 2006, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rajeshnitu
tahts a nice thing
bye

hi, thnks for coming. by the way, ur rajesh or nitu??

passionatelover · **Re: Re: Re: definitions -** 4th April 2006, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by adarshgirl
haaji, bilkul.

boyles law- the pressure of a fixed mass of gas is directly propotional to the volume of the gas at definite temperature.

charles law- the volume of a fixed mass of gas decreases by 1/273 by every 1 degree rise of temperature at constant pressure.

just kidding................

hello veds,
haha......every action has equal and opposite reaction......i guess is the third law of newton........par tumhare charles aur boyles ke defination me,i mean agar i was checker of ur test paper i wud have give u 2/4 simply because u didnt give formula......haha just kidding......u know humare nopany me aise hi check hota tha,aur yeh question to mere board exams me bhi aaya tha.........lolz

bye and take care
passionate...........

adarshgirl · 6th April 2006, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by passionatelover
hello veds,
haha......every action has equal and opposite reaction......i guess is the third law of newton........par tumhare charles aur boyles ke defination me,i mean agar i was checker of ur test paper i wud have give u 2/4 simply because u didnt give formula......haha just kidding......u know humare nopany me aise hi check hota tha,aur yeh question to mere board exams me bhi aaya tha.........lolz

bye and take care
passionate...........

oho...aap to hadd karte ho!!

anyways, pata hai, last year yeh question 7.5 marks ka aaya tha. pata hai, pura baith ke explain kiya tha!!!!!!!!!!!!
aur waise bhi, puri duniya jaanti hai ki apka nopany kaisa hai-

. well, chalo yahaa pe hum yeh sab baatein na kare-dusre members kya sochenge