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Exclamation a few FUNNY ones....!! - 30th June 2010, 05:12 PM

Ye sare quotations kabhi na kabhi mere twitts rahe haiN ya facebook status.... so read n njoy...!!



*Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors!!

*Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

*Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"...??

*The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it...!!

*The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills...!!

*If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down...!!

*Bentley : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women...!!

*Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory....!!

*Success is a relative term - It brings so many relatives...!!

*If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?

*What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

*What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

*Everyone can do one thing better than everybody else... It's usually reading their own handwriting.

*How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.

*If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

*Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

*I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

*IF UR NOT LIVING ON THE EDGE ...U R WASTING SPACE...

*gravitation is just a myth,actually earth sucks.

*i used to eat lot of natural fruits untill i learned that most ppl die of natural cause ..

*The cleavage is like the sun, you dont stare at it, you take a zist of it and you look away.

*digestion in one line...... it is smtng that starts wid d right hand and ends wid left hand.......

*You can't run from your problems forever. Eventually, you'll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them.

*IF A FLY DIDNT HAVE WINGS, WOULD IT BE CALLED A WALK ?

*After MONDAY & TUESDAY rven d calender says W T F....!!



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