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just read it -
15th November 2004, 12:46 AM
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or
she'll take it anyway.
My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents
have done it for you
Nobody is ever satisfied, poor men wish they were rich,
rich men wish they were handsome.
Bachelors wish they were married & married men wish
they were Dead.
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28th November 2004, 08:30 PM
nice man.....keep it up
If your father is a poor man it's you fate
but if your father-in-law is a poor man.......it's your bad luck
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28th November 2004, 09:58 PM
hi frnd
ha ha ha
ye bhi accha hai yar
thnx yar 4 ur reply
bbye tc
DIVEY
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13th December 2004, 12:32 PM
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
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14th December 2004, 08:31 PM
hi frnd
Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
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DIVEY
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24th December 2004, 04:56 PM
hey good job.....
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25th December 2004, 01:05 AM
Ye bhi 1 hai biwi kaisi lagti hai
Sagaai k vaqt chamdramukhi,
Shaadi k vaqt surajmukhi,
10 saal baad jwaalamukhi,
20 saal baad mai bhi dukhi, aur tu bhi dukhi
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25th December 2004, 01:11 AM
Marraige is an institution,
Where the men loses their bachelor degree,
Women gets their master degree,
After years of marraige they both get,
Ph.d(Problem Holder Degree).
Damm good, I am lucky,
I am unmerried .
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25th December 2004, 11:43 AM
Shadi Woh Laddu Hai jo Khaye Woh Pataye
Jo Naa Khaye Woh bhi Pastyae
Magar Yaar,,,,,,
Meri Mano .......
Laddu Khake Pastana Acchi Baat Hai
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thnx -
8th January 2005, 12:40 PM
hi frnds
thnx 4 all ur replys
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a
mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a
mother-in-law.
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DIVEY
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11th January 2005, 12:46 PM
After marriage Men take up all major decisions and women all minor decisions.
Women decide what Men should wear/eat/whether to have child etc...
Men decides who should be PM of the country, whether world requires nuclear weapons etc...
Analysis result:
So dont worry be happy people after marriage all are happy....
Disclaimer: Assumption required else the equation could not be solved.
The higher you go, steeper will be the valley and greater will be the fall.
Shade in the shadow world
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11th January 2005, 06:14 PM
Hum bi sochte ki ye shahjahan ne tajmahal kyon banay,
Shaadi ke baad hume bi laga ek chota sa sahi tajmahal bana de par roz lagta hai woh kushi hume naseeb kahan
The higher you go, steeper will be the valley and greater will be the fall.
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hi -
12th January 2005, 02:25 PM
hi frnds
thnx shadow 4 ur reply
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason,
there's a reason
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DIVEY
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Re: hi -
20th January 2005, 08:01 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by just 4 u dear
hi frnds
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason,
there's a reason
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Otherway is also true
When women cooks favorite dish for husband, beaware the better the dishes the deeper is the plot and budget deficit....
Men to women:
Tum e kyon sochti ho ki hum tumhe yaad nahi karte
Tumhare pyaar ko hi to doond tha hoon mein har ladki mein
The higher you go, steeper will be the valley and greater will be the fall.
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hi -
23rd January 2005, 05:31 PM
hi frnds
A good wife is one who forgives her husband everytime 'she' is
wrong!
rite ya wrong?????????????
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DIVEY
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27th January 2005, 07:27 AM
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
The higher you go, steeper will be the valley and greater will be the fall.
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hi -
2nd February 2005, 12:58 PM
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... atleast he'll shutup after you
let him in!
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DIVEY
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2nd February 2005, 01:07 PM
Hitler could fight so long with entire world because he had no wife at home to waste his energy fighting.
Behind a succesfull man there is woman, thats why he has to run....
Behind succesfull woman, there is an impoverished man....
The higher you go, steeper will be the valley and greater will be the fall.
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read it -
5th February 2005, 07:31 PM
before marriage-
"roses r red,voilet r blue,ur mine,iluv u".
but after marriage-
"roses r dead,im blue,u got on my head,
someday i will kill u."
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DIVEY
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hi -
15th February 2005, 07:24 PM
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another:
> > > > > AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG
FINGER?
> > > > > The other replied, YES, I, AM.
I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
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