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12th July 2010, 10:43 PM
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Kya aapne bhooton ko dekha hai........ :confusd: aur aapne bhootoN ke sardaar ko bhi dekha hai........ :ee:.......................:d:P Kamaal hai meiN to apne ghar ke bahar nikalta hi nahiN...... :P:d


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Tum kaha se dikhaayi de gaye raat ko tum to din wale ho na???



Raj ke Sar per baal kyiun nahi hai.............?
Ans : Raj k sar per baal nahi hai tumse kisne kaha??? Kaun se raj ki baat kar re ho miya... Raj kapoor ki ya raj inder kumar ki ya raj esh khanna ki ya raj babbar ki ya meri

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12th July 2010, 11:37 PM
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Ans : Raj k sar per baal nahi hai tumse kisne kaha??? Kaun se raj ki baat kar re ho miya... Raj kapoor ki ya raj inder kumar ki ya raj esh khanna ki ya raj babbar ki ya meri

Que : sameer pahado se takra k kaha jaati hai ???
Sameer kahiN nahi jata Pawan jata hai....... pahad se takrane ke bad Raj ki zulfoN ki taraf......... KyuN ki Sameer ko pata hai Raj ki zulfe nahi hai............

Kounse bande ko mere sawaaloN per sab se jayada itraaz hai ?

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12th July 2010, 11:45 PM
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Sameer kahiN nahi jata Pawan jata hai....... pahad se takrane ke bad Raj ki zulfoN ki taraf......... KyuN ki Sameer ko pata hai Raj ki zulfe nahi hai............

Kounse bande ko mere sawaaloN per sab se jayada itraaz hai ?


aree sameer bhai....hume aapke sawaaloN par koi aitraaz nahi hai.....shayad katil shayar jii ko it+raaz =itraaz (its raaj) hai.....


yeh Raj jii ne apna id kyuN badal liya.....koi khaas vajha ho to batana

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aree sameer bhai....hume aapke sawaaloN par koi aitraaz nahi hai.....shayad katil shayar jii ko it+raaz =itraaz (its raaj) hai.....


yeh Raj jii ne apna id kyuN badal liya.....koi khaas vajha ho to batana
Aray Dii yeh baat bahut secret hai aap mehfil mein puch rahi hai jaiye maiN nahi batata....... Yeh mere Bhai ka personal matter hai.....

Sunitaa dii yahaaN itni raat gaye kaise hazir ho gayi? ......

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Aray Dii yeh baat bahut secret hai aap mehfil mein puch rahi hai jaiye maiN nahi batata....... Yeh mere Bhai ka personal matter hai.....

Sunitaa dii yahaaN itni raat gaye kaise hazir ho gayi? ......

sunita didi ki marzi unka jo mann krega wo vohi krengi
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sunita didi ki marzi unka jo mann krega wo vohi krengi
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mene pug[hutch wala dogi] liya hai uska naam kya rkhun???
Tum gazzal ho to wo gazzal ka ek sher ....


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Tum gazzal ho to wo gazzal ka ek sher ....


Que: log kutte kyu lete hain????.............................

hehehe thnxx katil ji....

ans-kyu k dogi bhot pyare hote hain....

katil ji ne ye sawal kyu pucha (log kutte kyu lete hain???)???

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hehehe thnxx katil ji....

ans-kyu k dogi bhot pyare hote hain....

katil ji ne ye sawal kyu pucha (log kutte kyu lete hain???)???
Ans : coz mai ye nahi puuchna chahta tha ki log kutte kyu lete hain


Que : agar kisi k saajan ka naam veer ho to vo usko kya kehkarr bulaayegi



Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
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13th July 2010, 11:29 AM
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Ans : coz mai ye nahi puuchna chahta tha ki log kutte kyu lete hain


Que : agar kisi k saajan ka naam veer ho to vo usko kya kehkarr bulaayegi

vo use veer miya g keh k bulayegi......


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vo use veer miya g keh k bulayegi......


Name two things u can never eat before breakfast?
Haha... Lunch te dinner haiga


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Haha... Lunch te dinner haiga


Que : sameer ek male name hai parr sameer ek female hai... Spasht keejiye

kyu k sameer ji ne id me khawahish likh rkha hai n foto baby girl ki hai is liye....

Which is the most shocking city?
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Haha... Lunch te dinner haiga


Que : sameer ek male name hai parr sameer ek female hai... Spasht keejiye
Oye............. Raj ke bachche tumhe to kal phone per dekhta huN....
Pahele in madam se nibat luN..... Dono dhakkan's milkar meri udaa rahe hai........

[QUOTE=gazzal;401816]kyu k sameer ji ne id me khawahish likh rkha hai n foto baby girl ki hai is liye....

Which is the most shocking city?
hehehe/QUOTE]
Pure battis batana zaruri hai kya waise aapke question meiN koi hasi wali baat nahi hai............
Most shocking city is chandigarh coz aap wahaan rahti hai.........

Raj ke ghar kitne pyaare pyaare kutte hai......... ?
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[QUOTE=kwahish;401818]Oye............. Raj ke bachche tumhe to kal phone per dekhta huN....
Pahele in madam se nibat luN..... Dono dhakkan's milkar meri udaa rahe hai........

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kyu k sameer ji ne id me khawahish likh rkha hai n foto baby girl ki hai is liye....

Which is the most shocking city?
hehehe/QUOTE]
Pure battis batana zaruri hai kya waise aapke question meiN koi hasi wali baat nahi hai............
Most shocking city is chandigarh coz aap wahaan rahti hai.........

Raj ke ghar kitne pyaare pyaare kutte hai......... ?

ji nahi khawahish ji most shoking city hai electricity hehehehehe............

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thakur ko raakhi bandhe to

basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua?

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Agar Ramu ke chaha ne.. Ramu ki chachi ke... sasooor ke bade bhai ki behan ke bete ke damad se baat karni ho toh..kya bool ke bulayega..???

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Thakur Free me MAMA ban Jayega.... aur Basanti Thakur ko roz mamu bana payegi...

Agar Ramu ke chaha ne.. Ramu ki chachi ke... sasooor ke bade bhai ki behan ke bete ke damad se baat karni ho toh..kya bool ke bulayega..???

heart killer ji thakur k hath khan the....

apka ans-uska naam leke hi bulayega....

  • hawa kab dikhayi deti hai???

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16th July 2010, 02:53 PM
Ans : Jab Chalti hai..!!

Now a very smart question to a very smart lady ( i think so )
>>> Que : Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

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Ans : Jab Chalti hai..!! a very smart question to a very smart lady ( i think so )
>>> Que : Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

v'll call it hey radha zara idhar aaja khin ghar k niche na dab jaye...hehehe

waese ur ans is milkshake

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v'll call it hey radha zara idhar aaja khin ghar k niche na dab jaye...hehehe

waese ur ans is milkshake

hahahahaaha... waise wer is my question ????

Chalo koi nahi,,,

Ques>>>>> If Johns mom has 5 sons and their names are Ja, Je, Ji, and Jo.
Who is the last one?

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hahahahaaha... waise wer is my question ????

Chalo koi nahi,,,

Ques>>>>> If Johns mom has 5 sons and their names are Ja, Je, Ji, and Jo.
Who is the last one?

uske 5th son ka naam hai john....very easy ya m very intelligent...hehehe

wts d diffrnce b/w college n gurukul???

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College aaj ka naam hai gurukul kal ka naam tha ...........

aisa kab hota jab koi rote hua bhi hasta hai.........

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[QUOTE=kwahish;402181]College aaj ka naam hai gurukul kal ka naam tha ...........

aisa kab hota jab koi rote hua bhi hasta hai......... /QUOTE]



aese bhot se emotional moke hotey hain......



vo kon hai jo din me jagta hai raat ko sota hai???hehehe

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College aaj ka naam hai gurukul kal ka naam tha ...........

aisa kab hota jab koi rote hua bhi hasta hai......... /QUOTE]



aese bhot se emotional moke hotey hain......



vo kon hai jo din me jagta hai raat ko sota hai???hehehe
Questioner Itself.......................



>>>>>>>>> Que : Woh kaun hai, chup chup ke photo khichata hai....??

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Questioner Itself.......................



>>>>>>>>> Que : Woh kaun hai, chup chup ke photo khichata hai....??
KahiN woh Tuu to nahi dhakkaN .......... jo parsoN baju wale Aunty ki photo khiNchta hua dekha gaya.........

KouNse gaoN ki gori gori naih hoti ......... ?

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kale gaun ki gauri gauri nai hoti hehehe....


emotional atteyachar ban krna chahiye ya nai????

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kale gaun ki gauri gauri nai hoti hehehe....


emotional atteyachar ban krna chahiye ya nai????
Kya farkh padta hai... yeh channel wale kare yaa tum ladkiyaa

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17th July 2010, 02:15 PM
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Kya farkh padta hai... yeh channel wale kare yaa tum ladkiyaa

>>> Que ... Kya ladiyoo ke paas deemag hota hai ???

hanji bilkul kyu k jo ladke hotey hain unke paas to dimag hota nai to bhagwan ne ladkio ko de diya ....lol


wo konsi fish hai jo pani me bhi rehti hai n dharti me bhi even registan me bhi reh sakti hai.............



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hanji bilkul kyu k jo ladke hotey hain unke paas to dimag hota nai to bhagwan ne ladkio ko de diya ....lol


wo konsi fish hai jo pani me bhi rehti hai n dharti me bhi even registan me bhi reh sakti hai.............
Aquarium Ki fish....Plastic fish, Selfish lolzzzz


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Aquarium Ki fish....Plastic fish, Selfish lolzzzz


Que >>>>> Kyaa aapke toothpaste me namak hai ??
pata nahi kyu k hum brush nai krte hehehe....lol

ek or ek kitne hote hain???

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pata nahi kyu k hum brush nai krte hehehe....lol


ek or ek kitne hote hain???
Ans : Ek or Ek 13 hote hai.... hehehe

coz - 1+1=2
1+1=11
11+2=13

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Ans : Ek or Ek 13 hote hai.... hehehe

coz - 1+1=2
1+1=11
11+2=13

Que :- Dil to bacha hai... kya sach me?
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फुट गई खोपड़ी टूट गई टाँग हमारीnm

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फुट गई खोपड़ी टूट गई टाँग हमारीnm

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Aap kehte honge

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Que :- Homework na karne par daant kyu padti hai ?
Ans :- mere PaPa aksaar mera homework time par kar dete the, is liye ye daant kya hoti hai mujhe nahi pata.....

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Ans :- Kyunki kawa bhi kala hota hai

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Ans :- kunki aaj k bacchoN ki Padhai ka level unke Papa k level k barabar hota hai

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Ans :- colour ka rishta hai.....

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Ans :- Delhi mein banate to 15th August ko us par bhi jhanda fehrana padta....

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Que :-chandu ke chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko chandni chowk mein chandi k chaMmach se chatni kyun chatai..........
Ans :-Tumne Dekha ? Kisne Dekha ? Maine to nahi Dekha ?
Chalo fir b ans de dete hai
Kyunki Plastic ki chamch toot jati hai


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Ans :-Tumne Dekha ? Kisne Dekha ? Maine to nahi Dekha ?
Chalo fir b ans de dete hai
Kyunki Plastic ki chamch toot jati hai


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Ans :- Kyunki Milk bhi safed hota hai.........

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Ans :- Kyunki Milk bhi safed hota hai.........

Que :- Chandu ki chachi ke pati ka kya naam hai...
Ans. :- Chandu ki maa ke dewar ka jo naam hai..........

Que. :- chuhe ki agar muCch aur pUnch dono hoti hai to usse sher kyun nahi kahte.......

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