pyar main dhoka (funny shers)

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Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar tab bhar diya

Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar tab bhar diya..

Tu itna bewafa nikla ke

usme nahakar chal diya!!!



Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se

hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,

Jab pata laga ki nazrein hi tirchi hain

hum to behosh hi ho gaye!!!



Maine tujhe saikdon khat likhe,

tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;

kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?



Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya

Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya

Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala

Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala!!!



Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri

Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri !!!



Woh chham chham karke aayee

Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee,

Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khadha raha

Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee!!!



woh ladki kitni pyaari thi

maine aankh jise maari thi

woh sandal kitni bhaari thi

jo usne sar pe maari thi!!!



Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon

Pant wali mil jaye to ghanghre wali ko chor doon !!!



Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazrein jamaye baithe the

Paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the!!!



Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye

Un kay bachay hamay mamoo keh gaye !!!



Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya

Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya !!!



Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha

Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha !!!



Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi

Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi !!!