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Funny Question <<------>> Funny Answer -
17th October 2007, 12:42 PM
Mere pyaare dostoN:
ees game meiN aapko Fuuny sey sawaal kaa Funny saa jawaab denaa hai.. aur jawaab deke apnaa naYaa sawaal raKhanaa hai..ummid kartaa huuN aapko yeH game pasaNd aaYeNgaa..!
So Let's Play..
>>Sooraj raat ko kyuuN nahiiN nikalataa.??
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17th October 2007, 12:55 PM
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17th October 2007, 01:02 PM
to dhaval subHa ke hone ka iNtezaar kareNgaa.. Heheheh..
mausam didi sab ko Khaane ke liye invite kare to??
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Jaane kya samjha woh mujhe
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17th October 2007, 01:15 PM
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17th October 2007, 01:25 PM
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asmbhav.. mujHe to tape pe taras aa rahaa hay mausam didi ..Hehehe
pooja ko maths meiN 100 out of 100 marks aaye to
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haaa us din professor ne apne chasme nahin lagaye honge.........
Pooja yeh saare replies dekhke kuch na kahe to????????
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17th October 2007, 01:43 PM
to sure pooja ko 100 marks aaye hoNge.. Hahaha
lagtaa hai poojaa bahot paDHaa'ii kar rahi hai aaj kal.. aapko kyaa lagtaa hai?? :
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17th October 2007, 05:09 PM
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to sure pooja ko 100 marks aaye hoNge.. Hahaha
lagtaa hai poojaa bahot paDHaa'ii kar rahi hai aaj kal.. aapko kyaa lagtaa hai?? :
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accha aisa kya??mujhe lagata hain dhaval uske dimag ka CT scan karvana padega..kuch probs to nahi hain na...Achnak se padhai ke kitanu ghus gaye hain.. :
Pooja ko ulta ped pe tand diya jaaye to?????????
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17th October 2007, 10:05 PM
Wah wah........pooja kitni fam hai na SDC pe.......sabko mere hisapne aate hain jaagti ankho se bhi......
To meri sunita di apsabki chatni banadengi
Agar 29........92 ho jaye to?
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18th October 2007, 01:27 PM
agar 29..92 to jaaye to pooji 80 jo jayegi..aur hum dono upar main swarg main aur pooja nark main................
Pooja yamraj ka kya haal akregi...poor yamraj.....
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22nd October 2007, 11:54 AM
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agar 29..92 to jaaye to pooji 80 jo jayegi..aur hum dono upar main swarg main aur pooja nark main................
Pooja yamraj ka kya haal akregi...poor yamraj.....
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22nd October 2007, 11:57 AM
kyuuNki duniyaa mei.n rehne waale sabhee log seedhe haiN.
>> kaalaa raNg kaalaa kyuu.n hotaa hay??
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22nd October 2007, 12:06 PM
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kyuuNki duniyaa mei.n rehne waale sabhee log seedhe haiN.
>> kaalaa raNg kaalaa kyuu.n hotaa hay??
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kyu.n kii kaal ra.ng safed nahii.n ho sakta...
Daadi ko Daada kyun nahi mil raha??
nice game, repz added
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22nd October 2007, 12:09 PM
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Duniya gol kyu.n hai?
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22nd October 2007, 12:13 PM
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lolz.... ok baba Ghalti ho gayee......
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22nd October 2007, 12:20 PM
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lolz.... ok baba Ghalti ho gayee......
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yeh kahne ki jaroorat nahi humey pata hai ladke galtiya.n hi karty haiN har jagah....dekha nahi birth sigh apna...Sagi....ko Leo likha hai...ab humey aapki galtiya.n sahne ki aadat ho gaye hai
Agar lakde bhi samajdaar hote to....
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22nd October 2007, 12:32 PM
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yeh kahne ki jaroorat nahi humey pata hai ladke galtiya.n hi karty haiN har jagah....dekha nahi birth sigh apna...Sagi....ko Leo likha hai...ab humey aapki galtiya.n sahne ki aadat ho gaye hai
Agar lakde bhi samajdaar hote to....
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Wah wah didi kya sawaal hain?????????haaaa
LAdke samajhdar hote to??to duniya ulti ho jaati??asambhav,....
Hum hanste kyun hain???????????
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22nd October 2007, 12:44 PM
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22nd October 2007, 12:47 PM
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Taki woh lakdo jaise lag sakeN.......
lakde hamesha ultey ultey sawaal hi kyu kartey haiN (jaise dhaval ne kiya)
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22nd October 2007, 01:09 PM
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22nd October 2007, 02:02 PM
are zameen pe bhid bhad gayi hain na isisliye.....aeroplane ke liye jagah nahin hain chalne ki.......... to bechare ko udna pad raha hain.. hawa main........
agar hamare sar par baal nahin hote to??????
haaa kya post hain dhaval mast..repz given....
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22nd October 2007, 02:23 PM
baall nahii.n hote to ... barbers bechaare bhuuke mar jaate
why ocean water is salty????????????????
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baall nahii.n hote to ... barbers bechaare bhuuke mar jaate
why ocean water is salty????????????????
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kyuki jo log samunder ke paas rahtey haiN woh samunder meiN hi nahatey hai...es liye unke pasine se samunder ka pani salty ho gaya hai
agar ladke bhi kajal, lipstick aur bindi wagara lagatey hote to...
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22nd October 2007, 02:30 PM
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22nd October 2007, 02:46 PM
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kyoki kanoo se dekh nahi sakte
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well.. nice answer,,
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humne poocha tha eska jawaab dijiye na......
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kyuki jo log samunder ke paas rahtey haiN woh samunder meiN hi nahatey hai...es liye unke pasine se samunder ka pani salty ho gaya hai
agar ladke bhi kajal, lipstick aur bindi wagara lagatey hote to...
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to laDkiyaa.n bechaarii kya kare.ngii...
why peoples have 1 mouth and 2 ears?????????????????
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22nd October 2007, 03:35 PM
hmmmmmmmmm...2 ears..ek se sunke dusre se nikalne ke liye baat.......par muh to ek hi thik hain....imagine 2 mouth to face balance kaise hoga........means yaar ek mouth age aur ek sar ke peeche....lolzzzzzzzzz
AGar pooja ka voice ek din ke liye chala jaaye to??????????
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22nd October 2007, 05:23 PM
to Sdc Pe Sannata Chha Jayega Eheheheheheheheheheheheheeh
agar Main Ek Din Ke Liye Mar Jau To?
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to Sdc Pe Sannata Chha Jayega Eheheheheheheheheheheheheeh
agar Main Ek Din Ke Liye Mar Jau To?
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to hum khoob royeNge
jab pooja doosrey din aayegi to kaya haal hoga dekhne wallo.n ka ??????
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22nd October 2007, 05:34 PM
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haaaaaa>sab bhagenge yeh kehke..bhago bhut aaya bhut aaya
Kauwa kala kyun hain??????????
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22nd October 2007, 05:36 PM
Kyuki Usme Light Nahi Hai........
mobile Se Baat Kyu Karte Hain?
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Kyuki Usme Light Nahi Hai........
mobile Se Baat Kyu Karte Hain?
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theek hain tum mobile se baat na karna........sirf dekhna mobile ko
Pooja ka naam pooja kyun hain??????????
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22nd October 2007, 05:50 PM
Kyuki Pooja Sa Nahi Koi Dooja Sonniyo......
29 Ke Dimmag Me Kya Hai?
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23rd October 2007, 11:26 AM
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Kyuki Pooja Sa Nahi Koi Dooja Sonniyo......
29 Ke Dimmag Me Kya Hai?
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kuch bhi nahi hai....bhagwaan dimmag mein kuch daalna hi bhool gaye bas khali topi hi banna di ballo.n wali
chottu aaj-kal bandro.n ki baatey jayada kyu kar raha hai???????
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bas dono ko kuch kaam nahin meri mazak udane ke alawa
maine kaha to tha...eng college main admission ke vandhe hain na dhaval ko to uske ahmedabad zoo main admission le liya hain...zoology kar raha hain so all this bandar??????????????
Agar sunitaa di ko ek din ke liye zoo main bandh kiya jaaye to
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waha se nikal kar doosrey din teri halat kharab kar doongi....samji khali dimaag wali....dimaag nahi hai to na sahi baat to thik kiya kar...
agar mausam ka weight 90kg se kum ho jaye to ????????
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waha se nikal kar doosrey din teri halat kharab kar doongi....samji khali dimaag wali....dimaag nahi hai to na sahi baat to thik kiya kar...
agar mausam ka weight 90kg se kum ho jaye to ????????
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mujhe khali dimag wali kaha??bas ab yehi sunna baki tha..kuch accha nahin kar sakte mere liye to bura to na karo...
ab dimag se weight pe aa gaye..90 kg ..kya aap apna weight bata rahe hain.........main to 90 kg ke aaspaas bhi nahin hoon....mera to sirf 56 kg weight hain...........so aap apne weight ki chinta kare..... ...tips chahiye weight loss ki to i have lots 4 u di....... ....zara to maintain kare aapne aap ko....
why are parrots green??????????
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