funny sms

Always remember when SHE cancels a date it is because SHE "HAS TO" and when he cancels a date it is because HE "HAS TWO"




Pappu: Bapu jaldi idhar aa
Preeto: Beta baap ko izat ke sath bulatey hain
Pappu: Bapu izzat ke saath idhar aa ja

Just imagine life without girls, the result, market silent, streets empty , all mobile companies in loss, no calls, no flowes, no dates,no gifts ,guys direct in heavens



Lahore
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pass
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nizamuddin
railwaystation
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train no.6162
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route
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3rd station
shahdara
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ek chote
se
gaoon
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nazdeek
wale
kabristan
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chowkidaar
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kaber
pe
baithey
hue
dog
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aage
wali
right
side
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taang
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3rd
ungli
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nakhun
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pas
chupe
hue
kirrey
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pait
main
rehne wale
bacteria
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chromosomal
DNA
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thymine
nucleotide
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5th
carbon k
outer shell
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4th
electron
ki kasam
ke sirf disturb kernay ke liye sms kia hai

[QUOTE=moon;216205]Always remember when SHE cancels a date it is because SHE "HAS TO" and when he cancels a date it is because HE "HAS TWO"




Pappu: Bapu jaldi idhar aa
Preeto: Beta baap ko izat ke sath bulatey hain
Pappu: Bapu izzat ke saath idhar aa ja