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kuch PJ types Pakaau Shayri..:D |
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kuch PJ types Pakaau Shayri..:D -
6th February 2013, 12:35 PM
Arz kiya hai!!!…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se..
Gaur farmaiye… Itne kamjor hue teri judai se… Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se… koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, are BOMB ka jamana hai uda do sale ko. Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi… Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi… Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI … ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA…AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE…??? BOLO BOLO…. ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE …. BOLO BOLO… BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur, Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai Lalu : Itane sare log football ko lath kyou mar rahe hai? Santa : Gol karne ke liye. Lalu : Sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge Gamoan ka daur abhi jaari hai, Aaj ki raat bahut bhari hai, Dillon ka tutna koi nai baat nahi, Aaj meri kal kisi aur ki baari hai…..       |
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7th February 2013, 04:24 PM
kya baat hai sameer...........maza aa gaya...kahan se laye ye sab.......
एक हाथ में दिल उनके एक हाथ में खंजर था चेहरे पे दोस्त का मुखौटा अजीब सा मंजर था Arvind Saxena Ph. No. 7905856220 |
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13th February 2013, 09:13 PM
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13th February 2013, 09:30 PM
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एक हाथ में दिल उनके एक हाथ में खंजर था चेहरे पे दोस्त का मुखौटा अजीब सा मंजर था Arvind Saxena Ph. No. 7905856220 |
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15th February 2013, 09:55 AM
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Aru bhai, Isi baat me kuch aur suniye PJs ....... India is nation and Dadar is station, wha wha India is nation and& dadar is station, Do not fall in love, First complete your Education Dost ruthe to rab ruthe, fir ruthe to jag chhute, agar fir ruthe dil tute, aur agar fir ruthe? nikal danda maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute. India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar, agar dost pata de to uphar, agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar, aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo, Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se, . . . . . Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se, . . . . . 5 Rupye Khoye hai Jab Se Na jaane kab koi taara toot jaaye, Na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chut jaaye, Kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo, Na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..!! Teri khamoshi aur udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost, . . . . Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!! Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se, Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum, Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai, To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum. CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati Wah-Wah CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati! |
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3rd March 2013, 10:49 PM
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Leejiay isi tarz par ayk bayhad purana baytuka pakau shayr arz haye..... Bakree chadheee pahaad par charnay... .... .. .. Bakree chadhee pahaad par charnay.. . . . . Bakree chadhee pahaad par charnay... Chadhee aur utar gayeee!!!! Ahmad |
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4th March 2013, 01:33 PM
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hehehhehehe.................. thanks bhai................ |
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4th March 2013, 01:58 PM
Lol. ........hahahaha.......too hilarious..........
 Lijiye ek meri taraf se bhi Nadi ka kinaara tha ZulfoN ka sahaara tha Paas jaake dekha to Sardaar naha raha tha..... ))))(with due respect to sardar jees) Zainy PalkoN ki baand ko tod ke daaman pe aa gira Ek aaNsu mere zabt ki tauheen kar gaya... Nm |
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4th March 2013, 02:00 PM
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hahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha................... meri haNsii nahi rukk paa rahi hai Zainy........ |
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4th March 2013, 03:43 PM
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..here's one more dil diya ek ko woh bhi ek nek ko yeh santre ka phaaNk nahi jo baant de har ek ko... Zainy PalkoN ki baand ko tod ke daaman pe aa gira Ek aaNsu mere zabt ki tauheen kar gaya... Nm |
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4th March 2013, 03:55 PM
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waah waaahhhhhhh kya baat keh di Zainy saahiba... Santraa kha ke..... bahot khoob.................... |
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Funny shayri IT............ :p |
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Funny shayri IT............ :p -
4th March 2013, 04:08 PM
Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found, Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga, Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga, Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye, Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye, Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo, Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo.. |
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5th March 2013, 05:44 PM
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7th March 2013, 10:42 PM
Leejay one more... from yuours truly! In pure dakni
Chup nai baithkay,chubaalayna kaiku, Nai so jagaa, khujaalayna kaiku! Aatay jaatay pottiyaon ku chaydkay, Chapplaon say kallay sujaalayna kaiku!, Pottiyaan: Ladkiyaan Kallay : Gaal Hope the eve teasers get the msg Ahmad |
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7th March 2013, 10:45 PM
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Lol...... ..................................Zainy PalkoN ki baand ko tod ke daaman pe aa gira Ek aaNsu mere zabt ki tauheen kar gaya... Nm |
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8th March 2013, 11:19 AM
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main hanstaa ja raha hoon... baaju wale pooncheN kaiku kaiku...!!!  |
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18th March 2016, 12:38 AM
kisi ke kan ma hera
kesi k nak ma hera hamain heron sy kia matlab hamar yar khud hera |
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18th March 2016, 04:27 PM
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Ha ha ha............hans hans k pet dukh raha hai..... Maza aaya padh ke shaad ji... baki ki post bhi padhti hun.. Ab kahaan gaya aapka ye masaledaar andaaz..kuch naya post kijiye...... अर्ज मेरी एे खुदा क्या सुन सकेगा तू कभी आसमां को बस इसी इक आस में तकते रहे madhu.. |
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1st April 2016, 08:14 AM
shukriyaa shukriyaa Madhu ji , bas aapka huqm ho gayaa hai to bahut jaldi phir se kuch pesh karenge........ aati rahiyegaa..... shukriyaa
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